Since this is likely the only journal entry I'll ever do--here, learn some stuff about me.
I am the Kirk. You can call me the Kirk. Or Kirkules. Or Kirk the Great. Or Kirk the All-Powerful and Wonderful. I also respond to the term Red, though not the Red in reference to the Communist Party. Different nouns and things. Me and the Communist Party. Don't get them mixed up. That would be dumb. Hm.
I enjoy laughing smugly at those of lesser Kirk. Note how I interchanged 'Kirk' with 'intelligence.' Now they're synonymous. Ha, ha.
Here, a gift for those who will actually read this. Whiiiizzzzzz. You have been blessed with Derpies. Live long and prosperous.
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