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He's really a masochist's horribly sweaty dream. He causes scars that even Sir. Jesus Christ himself would cringe at. When little kids cry in the middle of the night, he's the reason why. He made love to 120% of the world's population. His words feel like daggers.
He put a wench like me in my place. My whore ways have been rebuked thanks to him. He will change your perspective on laundry and child birth. You have never cried so hard in your life. I love him with all my love-organs that he tore from my body.