----A lot of you have heard that the controveral hit, The Passion Of The Christ, will be coming back into theaters in some states and towns. Now this movie points out that jews think everyone is crazy...even if it is a god...and that italians (romans, duh) need to pull their heads out of thir asses. Even though this movie made fun of jews and romans, it wasnt enough was it? now its coming back into theaters with the long, gory scenes reduced to 2 second cut scenes.
---Now, if I were a movie director working on a movie with obvious fake movie violence...would i add more violence, or take it away?
---Obviously, what you SHOULD do is add more...why do u think The Lord Of The Rings was so popular? Not because of Frodo and Sam's gayness, thats for sure. But what does Mel Gibson do? he removes it, saying that "The movie focuses on the biblical times and the many different reactions people had during those times."
---HELLO!! Wake Up! I'm Not Even a movie director, and i can tell you the three main things a movie should have:
-1. Violence/Rivalrys - The more action, the better
-2. Love interest - especially sex scenes, not exactly sure why people like this...must be the 40 year old perverts...
-3. A Sense of Reality - Whether it be by special effects, or the story, make moviegoers feel like they are IN the movie
---If I were to place Mel Gibson on the list of best directors, it would be on spot #499, one spot above the guy who played Pee Wee Hermon ((man, that must suck))
---Besides, what movie is watched because of it's historical references? Lets go back the about 40 years ago, where a movie with a certain man known today as Charlton Heston lit up the screens in Moses. Whoever directed this movie must not have seen that good movies are movies that people LIKE...with violence!!! Look at King Kong, I still love that movie, not just for its obvious fakeness, but for the planes and buildings that get destroyed. What result came out of King Kong, you ask? A Remake of the classic King Kong, with newer FX, and, hopefully, more jews and italians to smash and kill, like they SHOULDVE done in the Passion,.
----To Wrap this up, i would like to make a note to all directors in the world today:
--------Dear Directors Of MovieLand:
----I regret to inform you that the current numbers attending your movies are going down. Not for it's violence and FX, but for its CRAPINESS!
I also regret to inform you that, in light of recent events, the idea of a 9/11 Movie ((Which IS being made, btw)) is a horrible idea. Not for the impact it made on the victum's families, but for your inability to understand what people want in movies.
----I urge you to think about this as you go on making your movies; Why make movies that remind us of our past, when we want to live in a world full of violence, greed, and love, which, merged together, would form one
hell of a great movie.
PS if any of you say anything about Star Wars, or another remake of it ((which, yet again, they are thinking about)), I will hunt you down and stab you with the flashlights you used to make the lightsabers glow.
Kubain Community Member 
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