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The Care and Feeding of Muses
Part 3

Getting rid of an unwanted Muse.

All Muses: eek

I normally would never suggest this.... but a Muse that consentaly grates on your last nerve and does nothing but distract/bother/torment your other muses, can be gotten rid of a few ways.

Duo: Phew.. at least we know who it is now.
Zelgadiss: Is it even possable to get rid of HIM?
Duo: I guess we'll find out.
Auzure: Will you two be quiet? stressed

One) Ask them to leave.

*Duo asks Xelloss to leave and gets glomped*
Duo: Ew, Ew, Ewww... Get it off! HELP!
Xelloss: heart D-CHAN!!! heart
*Sesshoumaru pries Xelloss off Duo*

Two) Kick them out.

*Sesshoumaru tosses Xelloss out and slams the door*
Duo: Thanks. ..... I think I'll go bathe in bleach now.
*Duo runs up to the bathroom while Sesshomaru heads for the one in the basement*

Auzure: Something tells me he's not joking. stare

Three) Repet step two a few times.

*Xelloss gets tossed out of windows, doors, moving veicles etc. Repetedly by various muses.*

Four) Beat the $*** outta them.

*Xelloss Glomps Auzure*
Auzure: Get off me you pervert...
*Auzure pulls out giant hammer and pounds Xelloss into a pancake.*
Xelloss: heart Arigato! ^_^ heart
Auzure: eek ACK! *Uses hammer like golf club to fling Xelloss through open window*
Auzure: A bleach bath.... Not enough..... Where are the scouring pads...? *Wanders off twitching*

Five) Try locking them in a safe and throw it in the river.

*Various muses cram Xelloss into safe, add chains, weld it shut and throw it into the ocean*

Six) Try various other threats, acts of vioelence and combinations of the above.

*Acts of Violence and Explosions*
Xelloss: You guys really love me! heart ^_^

Seven) If all else fails..... I have no more ideas.

Auzure: ACK! Get AWAY!!
*Xelloss moves closer*
Auzure: Thats IT! FIREBALL!
Xelloss:ARIGATOOOOOOO!!! ^_^ *slams into a tree* Ow. ^_^

Note: NOTHING so far seems to remove Xelloss.

Auzure:Sigh... I need a drink....
*Duo Reappears from the bathroom still damp*
Duo: With Xelloss around, that is a bad idea...
Auzure: sweatdrop You have a point.

If anyone has ideas on how to get rid of Xelloss.... TELL ME PLEASE!

Status update

I'm back. After over a year of chaos, I'm back. sweatdrop xp
I hope I have more time to myself now that I'm done moving.

Now if only my muses would behave. sweatdrop biggrin

The Care and Feeding of Muses
Part 2b

Taking Care of your Muse Part 2

As you have noticed, Muses require a lot of attention. Some require more than others however.
Some also require supervision and/or disipline. You should NEVER leave a hyper/bored muse alone, leave them unattended at your own risk.
They can be destructive, annoying, and may also set up pranks.

*Sounds of Chaos can be heard coming from another room.*

Auzure: What's going on in there?! stare

Chronos: Do not go in there, It's not safe.

Auzure: .......... Explain....NOW!

Chronos: *Sighs* Duo found your hidden candy stash......

Auzure: .......................... eek

Chronos: He's in kitty form bouncing everywhere..... I fear for my sanity.........

Duo: WOW!!! I never knew laptops could do THAT!!!

Auzure: ACK!

* Auzure tears off into the other room. Sounds of violence and swearing, and a cat carrier being slammed shut.*

Chronos: ??? eek

*Auzure storms into the room, Duo kitty stuck in the carrier.*

Auzure: How did he find it? I know you know better than to tell him.

Chronos: Your only female muse told him. I'm not going to name any names though. *Smirk*

Auzure: *Nods* You said nothing.

Using a system of punishment and rewards, you will eventually learn to deal with your muse.

Auzure: I need a drink. Chronos, Will you be ok if I go out?

Chronos: Only if you take Duo with you. I can't restrain him if he gets loose.

*Auzure picks up carrier.*

Auzure: K. See you later. *Walks out of room.*

The Care and Feeding of Muses.
Part 2

Auzure: Here we go again... sweatdrop

Drake: Why do you do this?

Auzure:Do what? Bug you guys?

Drake: Yes

Auzure: Because it's fun.

Drake: I was afraid of that. sweatdrop

Taking Care of you're Muse.

Some muses are more demanding than others. Some want you to write at all hours of the day or night, while others you almost have to blackmail into helping you *Cough**Blane**Cough*.

Blane: I heard that.

Auzure: So?

Some muses will be extremely helpful though.

Duo: Your talking about me right?

Blane: No, She's talking about me!

Drake: It's ME!

Kiea: Will all three of you S*** *P! She's talking about me.
I'm the perfect muse, I'm the most beautful, most talented, amazing...

Drake: Loudmouth...

Blane: Ego centric...

Duo: Foul Tempered....

Kiea: I hate you alll.... Bakas.

Auzure: Well I guess that's it for right now.

*Glare fest is going on behind Auzure between her muses.*

Chronos: You should go, before they start fighting again.

Auzure: Guess so. Ja Ne! *Waves*

The Care and Feeding of Muses.
Part 1

Auzure: And I can hear the complaints starting allready. sweatdrop

Duo: Not from me.

Auzure: You're not the one I'm worried about.

What are Muses?

Blane: Eh? Whats this? Who's idea was this?

Auzure: Mine. Got a problem with that? *Pulls out giant mallet from hammer space.*

Blane: Uh.. Nope! *Vanshes*

*Auzure puts mallet away Just as Duo pops into the room*

Duo:Uh Auzure, Why did Blane just pass me screaming?

Auzure:No clue. *Angel halo and wings apear*

Duo: I'm not even gonna ask. stare

Muses in history were portrayed as human women who inspired writers, poets and artists.
I however must disagree with this after my own experenices.
Well the insperation part works, as for the human women... Not Bloody Flippen Likely!
The closest muse I have to human and female is Kiea... and she is NUTS!

Kiea: I am not nuts.

Auzure: Yes you are. stare

Kiea: Am not. *pouts*

Duo: Yes you are!

Kiea: Shut up Baka! *Glares at Duo* Hey! Why do I get PINK TEXT?! I HATE PINK!

Auzure: That's you're color for now. Deal.

Duo: Yea Kiea! Deal. *Smug smirk*

Kiea: DIE! *Leaps at Duo, Who barrels out of the room, with Kiea hot on his heels.*

Auzure: Uh I better finish this later.

*Sounds of violence*

Auzure:Drake!

Drake: Yes?

Auzure: Could you break up Kiea and Duo for me?

Drake: I guess so. Why me?