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Abbreviations
BD Blackdragon
CG Coolgirl
DA Darkangel
FG Foxgirl
Inuyasha Murder Mystery
FG: What kind of name is that? No ones dead!
BD: Oh my God! We�re going to be killed by demons! (throws rocks around)
FG: STOP! You�ll break something! (BD breaks light)
Kikyo: (screams)
(lights go back on)
Kikyo: (broken)
CG: Now that we have our dead person we can start!
DA: I was here the whole time
FG: Well there�s our clue
BD: NO! THIS is our clue! (holds up a paper)(reading) Made in China (done) AH HA! CG you�re your Watson write that down
CG: YAY! Wait do I write down �Made in China� or �AH HA! CG you�re Watson, write that down�?
FG: How is that a clue?
CG: Kikyo was made in China!
BD: Yes the killer is-
DA: NOT ME!
BD: CHINA!
CG: It�s so obvious
FG: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
DA: I knew it! (goes over to CG) Here�s 2 cents I was here the whole time
CG: Make it 5
DA: OK a pickle�. Mm pickle (eats it) A banana (eats banana) a banana PEEL! You know you want it!
CG: um���. NO
DA: OK I have two things:
A carb filled carby carb Turkey carb diner
-Or-
(goes in pocket) ����������� lint
CG: um�������������.. Must not take ������. Diner����� must take��������������..LINT!
BD: I should have known-
DA: I didn�t do it!
BD: LINT! He had the perfect motive! Lint you�re under arrest!(takes from CG)
CG: Hey that was mine!
FG: IT WASN�T THE LINT!
BD: You�re right it was the owner of the lint!
CG: I got it from her (points behind her)
FG: Now we�re getting somewhere!
BD: OF COURSE IT WAS
DA: NOT ME!
BD: THE- DOOR!
CG: Why didn�t I see it?
BD: That Cg is why you, you are Watson and I, I am the detective!
FG: IT WASN�T THE DOOR!
DA: YES IT WAS!
BD: Of course to find the killer we must got to the door and-
CG + DA: AND?
BD: LEAVE THE ROOM!(LIGHTNING)
CG: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
FG: Why are you screaming? We leave the room all the time!
CG: It was in the moment
BD: The killer left the room thinking that we wouldn�t look there because the door hasn�t opened since we got here-
CG + DA: HERE?
BD: LATE!
CG: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
FG: You where late; I was on time!
BD: Where is this going?
CG: What about the other guests?
DA: OF COURSE
BD: IT WAS-
FG: I�d love to hear this
BD: SHIPPO!
FG: NO!
BD: RIN!
FG: It wasn�t a guest!
CG: So now we leave the room?
BD: Yes! We will enter into the unknown of the-
DA: This is going to be good
BD: BACKYARD!
CG: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
FG: STOP SCREAMING!
BD: I KNOW WHO KILLED HER!
DA + CG: WHO!
BD: FG! (waits) Where is she?
CG: Here�s a clue (hands paper to her)
BD: (reads) you guys are stupid
I�m leaving
Don�t try and find me or
I�ll HURT YOU
Call me when you�re not being stupid
Your stupid, Love
FG (done)
No it isn�t a clue it�s just FG being mean
---------------outside----------------
BD: OK now that we�re outside (lightning)
Kagome: AHHHH!
CG: OH MY GOD! KAGOME�S DEAD!
BD, CG + DA: YAY! (start having party)
-------------8 hours later-------------
(people leaving)
BD: Now what are we going to do?
CG: Find who killed Kikyo and Kagome?
BD: Good CG! Here have a low carb cookie (cookie comes down on string)
CG: YAY! COOKIE! (JUMPS ON STRING)
DA: (Comes out) I have been here the whole time
BD: REALLY?
DA: Here�s some chocolate!
BD: (eats some) SUGER!
CG: (EATING COOKIE) Now what?
BD: SUGER!
----------1 hour later----------
BD: OK we�re still outside (more lightning)
Sango: AHH!
CG: Now Sango�s dead
BD: Now we need the mightiest weapon a detective has a Magnifying glass-
CG + DA: YAY
BD: I�m not done yet! And-
DA + CG: And?
BD: A pipe with bubbles (puts in mouth, no bubbles)
CG: Where are the bubbles?
BD: Let�s look at the package; Blau blau Pipe blau blau bubbles blau blua bubbles not included, we most do the unthinkable
CG + DA: What?
BD: We must go to
CG + DA: To?
BD: Wal-Mart! (lightning)
Tea from YU-GI-OH: AHHHH!
CG: Hey Tea�s dead��������.. Let�s eat her!
DA: Let�s eat her deck!
CG: OK (takes some cards puts in a sandwich; eats) Mmm����������.. Deck sandwich
DA: (Barbeque sauce on it; eats it) Mmmm���� barbequed deck!
Kilala: (dancing) Cat I�m a kitty cat and I meow meow meow and I meow meow meow cat I�m a kitty cat and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance!
(all clap)
CG: I wish FG was here to see this!
-------------------Wal-Mart---------------------
BD: OK we�re at Wal-mart (lightning)
French people: We surrender!
Kilala: (still dancing)
CG: Look FG!
All: YAY!
DA: I WAS WITH THEM THE WHOLE TIME!
BD: I know you were there the whole time
Kilala: (still dancing) Cat I�m a kitty cat
FG: Why is Kilala singing and dancing?
Kilala: And I meow meow meow
CG: I don�t know
Kilala: And I meow meow meow
FG: DA?
Kilala: Cat I�m a kitty cat
DA: I DIDN�T LEAVE AND KILL SOMEONE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ME A MUREDER!
Kilala: And I dance dance dacne
FG: BD?
Kilala: And I dance dance dance
BD: I found the bubbles!
CG: Yay! Now we can find the murder
FG: So DA who�d you kill so far?
DA: Kikyo, Kagome, Sango, and Tea
FG: From YU-GI-OH?
DA: YES (clock ticks)Hey I didn�t kill them!
FG: OF COURSE WHAT WAS I THINKING
DA: THANK YOU
--------------2 mins later-----------
BD: OK WE�RE AT THE REGISTER (LIGHTNING)
French people: WE SURRENDERED!
FG: BD WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CAPS?
BD: OH sorry I got carried away
Register person: (rings up bubbles) $1.50
BD: What?
RP: $1.50
BD: For what?
RP: The bubbles
BD: What bubbles?
RP: (sticks bubbles in face) these bubbles!
CG: Hey look bubbles!
DA: We need bubbles
RP: Yes and I have them!
BD: How much?
RP: (heavy sigh) they�re $1.50
BD: Cool!
RP: Can I have the money?
BD: What money?
RP: The $1.50 for the bubbles!
BD: Oh yay the bubbles
DA: We need bubbles
RP: Just give me the $1.50!
BD: OK
RP: WELL?
BD: Well what?
RP: The $1.50
CG: Oh yeah
BD: What about it?
RP: I need my money if you want the bubbles!
BD: OK who has $1.50?
CG + DA: I�m broke
BD: FG?
FG: Didn�t you bring money?
BD: I did but I got a CD! Ice cream, a hot dog-
FG: I�m not paying!
RP: Just take the bubbles and leave
BD + CG + DA: WOW! Thanks!
FG: He just did that because there are 20 people behind us
CG: I lust have one question
BD: What?
CG: Where were we when we found out we needed bubbles?
-------------------3 hours later; at the beach--------------------------
FG: Why would our killer be at the beach?
BD: I can�t remember where we were it was almost 12 hours ago
CG: All we know is that it isn�t in the interview room (lightning)
DA: We have some strange weather around here
BD: I know where we need to go to find the killer!
CG + DA: WHERE!
BD: The giant hole in the ground!
-------------------------------giant hole in the ground-------------------------------
FG: There�s no hole!
BD: Not yet����������� Inuyasha! SIT! (Inuyasha falls) YAY! It worked! SIT! SIT! SIT! (5 mins later) SEE! A hole!
CG: (looks down) I can�t see Inuyasha
DA: Now what?
FG: Why do we need this hole?
BD: I HAVE NO IDEA!
---------------------another place-----------------------
Angry mod: KILL KIKYO! KILL KIKYO!
DA: Where is Kikyo? (carrying pitch fork and flaming torch)
FG: SHE�S DEAD STUPID!
CG: FG says stupid a lot
DA: oooooooh! OK, break it up!
Mod: (leaving while angrily muttering)
Panda girl: Rrrgg! ATTACK!
Himami: Stop trying to kill your maker!
BD: I know how can find the murder-
CG: HOW!
BD: We must ask-
CG: ask?
FG: Yes, do tell, who do we need to ask?
BD: The magic cookie!
CG: YAY!
DA: Yum
BD: But first we need to find-
FG: WHO?
BD: DECIE!
CG + DA: YAY! DECIE!
BD: But first we need to get my-
FG: your?
BD: my��������������������������������...
KIK KITTY!
------------------------------------later at the magic cookie�s----------------------------------
Decie: This is alsome!
DA: That cookie looks good (drooling)
FG: Did we need Decie and your Kiki Kitty?
Decie: What does that mean!
CG: FG how could you hate Decie!
FG: I hate all of you (evil death glare TM)
BD: Brought my KIKI KITTY because I haven�t seen her in almost um������. Well I haven�t seen her in 5mins I know that
Cookie: Make it quick I have a pizza coming in 20 mins!
BD: Ok magic cookie who killed Kikyo, Kagome, Sango, and Tea
Cookie: from Yugioh
CG: WOW
FG: Any guess is better then the ones BD thinks killed Kiyo
Cookie: I don�t guess I know! And the killer is-
(DA and Decie eat the cookie)
BD + CG: Why did you eat the cookie?
DA + Decie: we were hungry
Decie: You�re piece is bigger then mine!
DA: So?
Decie: so I get the pizza!
KIK KITTY: I have one question
All: what?
KIKI KITTY: Why are we trying to find the killer of Kikyo, Kagome, Sango and Tea
All: From yugioh
KIKI KITTY: If we hate them?
FG: Wow that is one smart KIKI KITTY
BD: My alsome KIKI KITTY is right!
Decie: Well the pizza�s here so I�m leaveing
CG: I�m coming with you
BD: Take us with!
FG: I�m going home
(all but DA leave)
DA: All right I got away with it!
-END-
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