Jackie: I'm in my dressing gown. The Doctor: Yes, you are. Jackie: There's a strange man in my bedroom. The Doctor: Yes, there is. Jackie: Anything could happen. The Doctor: No. [walks away] --- The Doctor: [opening Rose's phone] Tell you what. With a bit of jiggery pokery— Rose: Is that a technical term, "jiggery pokery"? The Doctor: Yeah, I got a first in jiggery pokery, what about you? Rose: [playing along] Nah, I failed hullabaloo. --- Rose: [on the phone] Um... my mother's cooking. The Doctor: Good, put her on a slow heat and let her simmer. Rose: She's cooking tea. For us. --- The Doctor: Broken. Broken. Hair dryer... [Pulls big gun out of bin.] Oh, yes! Lock and load! --- Jack: They're gone now, destroyed. Main reactor went critical, vaporised the lot. The Doctor: Like I said, once... There's a banana grove there now. I like bananas. Bananas are good. --- The Doctor: Don't drop the banana! Jack Harkness: Why not? The Doctor: Good source of potassium! --- Jack Harkness: [pointing his squareness gun at the empty people] Okay, this can function as a sonic blaster, a sonic cannon, and a triple-enfolded sonic disruptor. Doc, what you got? The Doctor: A sonic... er... oh, never mind. Jack Harkness: What? The Doctor: It's sonic, okay? Let's leave it at that. Jack Harkness: Disruptor? Cannon? What? The Doctor: It's sonic! Totally sonic! I am sonic-ed up! Jack Harkness: A sonic what?! The Doctor: Screwdriver! Jack Harkness: Who has a sonic screwdriver? The Doctor: I do! Jack Harkness: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks "Ooh, this could be a little more sonic"? The Doctor: What, you've never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up? --- Dalek 1: [glances at Rose] We have your associate. You will obey or she will be exterminated! The Doctor: No. [Pause. The Daleks glance at each other in confusion.] Dalek 1: Explain yourself! The Doctor: I said no. Dalek 1: What is the meaning of this negative? The Doctor: It means no. Dalek 1: But she will be destroyed! The Doctor: No! 'Cause this is what I'm going to do: I'm going to rescue her! I'm going to save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet! And then I'm going to save the Earth! And then, just to finish off, I'm going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky! Dalek 1: But you have no weapons! No defenses! No plan! The Doctor: Yeah! And doesn't that scare you to death? Rose? Rose: Yes, Doctor? The Doctor: I'm coming to get you. --- Rose: I can see everything. All that is. All that was. All that ever could be. The Doctor: [gets up suddenly] That's what I see, all the time. And doesn't it drive you mad? Rose: My head- The Doctor: Come here. Rose: -is killing me. The Doctor: I think you need a doctor.
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