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I wake up with no memory of my name being anything other than Conri Orpheus Lowell, but I know it was something else because of written entries I've kept. Even worse. I'm female. I have, as Arnold J. Rimmer would say "Felumptous breasts."

How the HELL did that happen?

And what am I going to tell Akari while I save for the... 10k!? that I need?

Does the fact I still like her mean that I'm a lesbian?

Oh God, that last thought just sounds wrong coming from me.

This is going to be a long day...