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Emeline (Name I like)
Just because this is genuis:
Click for Twilight
And it has a sequel. It's amazing. I love it.
"Must you pistol Whip Everyone, Emmett?" XD HAHAHA
 AyoraPandora · Sat Jan 17, 2009 @ 03:52am · 0 Comments |
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So, I have a cat (Raki) and she had sex with her brother and got pregnant. This was her first litter mind you. She then lost the babys.. well I felt around her stomach and could still feel something, so we were going to take her to the vet to figure out what was up with that.. And then guess what happened!
We came home Last night and we had just finished having sex when she started to be all cuddly. It was really weird! She's normally a stand-off-ish kind of gal, you know? And I started to sweat. And that's when I knew something was wrong. Ya See, I don't sweat.. the only time I do is when something is going to happen, be it bad or good. so, I knew something was going to happen. And then she started pushing. At this point, if she had still had any babies left in there she would still be about 2 to 3 weeks premature in delivering them. But I saw something peeking out again. I thought, 'oh, Great, another still-born' and before it even came out the sack that surrounds the baby popped!
So here Me and MD are, goo coming out of the poor cat's v****a, and the head of the kitten that's stuck in there is trying to come out, but her body doesn't want to let it out. And that's when I noticed that something was up with it. The kitten was still alive. It started to thrash about and breath but her body was smothering it. So we had to help her push and get the kitten out. So about half an hour later(even though it seemed like forever) She finally pushed out the Placenta.
That's when the crazyer stuff happened. Well, let me explain. You know how the cats eat the after-birth so that the vitamins and stuff go back to the kittens? Well she drug that off and ignored her kitten and when she was done eating it she tried to eat the kitten that we were doing our best to clean off. (this was at about Midnight by the way for those of you interested.)
Anyway, after we flew to Walmart to get anything to help this kitten (We found Kitten milk and nursing bottles) we got it to eat a bit and then snuggled down against a heating pad. Then I stayed up until forever (almost 8 in the morning) trying to get Raki to accept this kitten. Which she does now.. The only problem is She's not really producing enough milk.
I went to the pet store today to get better replacer milk, but they told me that if momma cat isn't producing enough milk, or isn't producing milk at all, then she won't. The replacer milk can said that if I fed about 2 table spoons of the milk to her that she'd start producing it better.. my question is.. if any one has any advice on how to help out with this problem, please comment! Its hard enough to get it to suck on the bottle. Its all about sucking on its mommy.. but She just doesn't have the juice. So please, any help...
(also, if you know what my marm's cat face looks like.. it looks exactly like him! ^_^ So cute!)
AyoraPandora · Mon Aug 25, 2008 @ 12:35am · 0 Comments |
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wish lists and stuffs.. ^_^ |
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5 dangerous things you should let your kids do |
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The Cracked News, Hot off the Press!! |
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Here we bring you the second issue of the Cracked News!
In this issue we would like to let you know that the only thing we own are the Ideas behind the happenings. The characters and such portraited aren't ours. They belong to others. This is merely a fan-fiction type thing.
Vampires! Werewolves! Ghosts! Oh My!
This issue is jam packed with supernatural goodies. And hey, we may even throw in a zombie or two to add entertainment.
Heh.
A fish obsessed vampire was recently found to have fathered a family while alive. The current living relative, a girl, has been dropped off on his doorstep and given over for custody. She was heard saying something along the lines of "He can follow any rule, but you have to follow his." Following this she broke as many rules as she could and giggled the whole time. "He even tried to entice me with one of his prize possessions." Said the girl as she walked out of the house one day. She hasn't been seen entering or exiting the house recently, but she still is known to be alive. She still currently attends classes at an undisclosed High School and goes to work afterwards. There seems to be nothing but time for this relationship to keep up.
In other news, a well known vampire was found headless in a house. The body melted away, after the bible page had been pulled off and the sacred and blessed bayonet had been removed. Later this same vampire was found with a grin as he walked quickly towards a priest and shot him in the head. The priest, of course, fell over. But soon after stood back up as the hole in his head closed up and the bullet fell out with an equally insane grin painting his lips. They are to this hour still fighting. More to come.
A female vampire has finally found her twin. Both missing each other for almost a mellenia. The family reunion was witnessed by multiple vampires and was very touching many said.
Recently a Female Vampire by the name of Pandora was turned into a human again. This was after attempting to take a little bit of blood from a witch. The witch in question said it was all she could think to do at the moment. Later in the month this same vampire-turned-human was drained and turned into a ghost. She currently haunts the one she loves and the house that someone built for her.
And thats all for now. Keep watching for the next issue. It will have an update on the epic battle between the priest werewolf and the well-known vampire.
If you have any suggestions/comments/concerns please pm the editors.
Thank you as always! We here at Cracked News are always here for our readers!
Thanks for your support.
AyoraPandora · Sat Apr 28, 2007 @ 04:13am · 1 Comments |
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First Issue of The Cracked News! GET IT WHILE ITS HOT!!! |
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Okay, today's edition of The Cracked News:
First off We here at Cracked out News have an announcement to the readers. While we don't own any of the characters, Anime's, or Manga that are portraited in this little spoof, we do love the ideas we put into this. Also, if you have any questions, concerns, or Comments about any of the contents please drop us a line by either E-mail or PM. Also, if you have any Ideas, please submit them, or stories, because we always need fresh takes on things, and Freelance writers are nice. Thanks for your support!
X! Subaru and Seishirou finally admit feelings for one another! Setsuka's reincarnation finds her son! Karen and Aoki, Finally Together?! And what is up with Sakura?!?
After being hospitalized for unreleased reasons Sakurazuka Seishirou and Sumeragi Subaru finally announced the growing feelings they had for one another. Also there have been reports of a steamy little romp in a hospital bed. Seishirou was quoted acctually saying "I love you" Subaru was released before Sakurazuka-san but went back repeatedly to "visit."
The reincarnation of Sakurazuka Setsuka has now been found. She, amazingly, was one of the nurses that worked at the hospital that Seishirou and Subaru were at. She was helping heal Seishirou when she apparently "felt" something familar for her son. This is highly odd and is being looked into to see if the roots of this "coincidence" can be traced to truth.
Aoki-san and Kasumi Karen san have been seen together more often lately. Its been reported that there have been multiple dates. They even had a little bit of alone time in Sumeragi-san's apartment in Tokyo.
Sakura, the tree that hold's the Sakurazuka family as servants, has begun to wilt! No one know's why, but this seems to be connected to the incidents surrounding the Subaru and Seishirou love affair, and the re-appearance of Setsuka-san. We are currently looking further into this story.
In other News, People better watch out there's a new Curse in town! Residents of Hinamizawa, a small town in Japan, have been sending in reports of a demon, by the name of Oyashiro-sama, spiriting away people after killing one other. Local Resident Maebara Keichi said to our reporters that, "It seems as if everyone believes in Oyashiro-sama her." Keichi-san had just moved into th e town of Himamizawa a few months ago and has just been learning of the horrible crimes that have been commited. Tsuzuki-san and Tatsumi-san of the Justice Buero, Summons Devision of the Ministry of Hades ask us to assure our readers that they are looking into this thoroughly. Tsuzuki was overheard swearing it was a Doctor Something-or-another.
Alucard of the Hellsing Organization was apprehended assulting a priest of the Iscariot Organization. This is apparently a game of the two's considering the priest in question, Father Anderson, laughed manaically before returning the attack.
Chiyo-chan, a student of an undisclosed Tokyo High School, has recently been awarded an show of Brillance award. Though following her friend Kasuga Ayumu, affectionatly nick-named Osaka, promptly tossed her shoe and hit the director of the award cerimony on the head. He is currently in the hospital recovering. When asked why she did this Osaka-san said she was only trying to figure out what the weather would be tomorrow. Apparently she was trying Clog Fortune Telling.
And thats all for this first Issue of Cracked News... We look forward to your patronship and comments.
Thank you from all of us on staff, and the cats. ^_^
(PS: The Momo Ninja appreciates you reading this too.)
AyoraPandora · Sat Mar 31, 2007 @ 09:10pm · 1 Comments |
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Okay first off, We call my cat the MoMo ninja up here because.. he attacks people from the windows.. anyway.. read..
MarshmallowNinja Aiyara_Majora Do you know The MoMo Ninja? MarshmallowNinja no is entirely familiar with this "MoMo Ninja," but have met on two different occasions. First time, was atop the shogun's palace as it burned, running across the rooftop, when MarshmallowNinja see a figure descending at in the light of the moon. Looked up, and was a mysterious figure, about to try stabbing MarshmallowNinja! Thankfully, MarshmallowNinja get out of the way, and an epic battle ensued as armies waged war on the ground far below, while the palace burned beneath us. It was then the real enemy appeared before us--an evil summoner who was trying to bring a deadly dragon into the world to crush Japan, and then rule the world!! MoMo-kun and MarshmallowNinja then put battle on hold with temporary truce, then team together to fight this evil summoner. Afterwards, we went our seperate ways. The second encounter was a couple years after. MarshmallowNinja stopped at a QuickMart to grab a Milky Way and Nesquik brand banana milk, when saw MoMo-kun! It was then we both realized fate had placed us in that gas station together, and our epic battle was to again resume and we would see who would be the ultimate victor in mortal combat. MarshmallowNinja slowly reach for a piece of beef jerky with which to battle, while MoMo-kun reach for bottle of Snapple. This might sound silly, but with proper ninja training, one can be particularly deadly with both food items. Then charged at each other...and that is when cashier yell, "Hey!! You ninjas can't battle in here, it's against the law!" We forget they recently changed the law for the county that year.... So we again part ways, MoMo-kun had an appointment, and no have seen since.
Its just soooo funny! xp blaugh rofl 3nodding
AyoraPandora · Fri Mar 02, 2007 @ 05:24am · 0 Comments |
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I calculated my worth as a Gaian (with the help of Tektek.org) and this is what it came up to....
226313g
Amazing.. I didn't think I was worth much either.. lol
AyoraPandora · Thu Feb 22, 2007 @ 08:02am · 0 Comments |
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