A couple who live downstairs from me moved out last night! I've only been aquainted with them for three months, yet I came home last night and found they left their porn dvds at my door! ALL ******** THREE HUNDRED CASES OF DVDS! At least half of them are four to six disc sets!
WHAT THE ******** AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THAT!? Run hormone tests on chimpanzees? Or some perverse ritual that's supposed to call John Homes from the dead?
What kind of whackos have that much pornography, anyway? It's enough to scare Ron Jeremy into cellibacy!
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