The Saffest Place to be in 2010
OMG!!it's 2010! I've only got 2 more years to live! Life is short, have desert first. lol I dont believe in that garbage, and people have been asking me about it so much that i decided to post it. Anyways if you are paranoid about death, (its ok i was 2) you should read this. feel free to send it to all your friends.
Now pay attention!
The Safest Place to Be in 2010
Enjoy the long weekend and stay in the safest place!
The Safest Place
How to stay safe in the World today
1.. Avoid riding in automobiles
Because they are responsible for
20% of all fatal accidents.
2. Do not stay home because
17% of all accidents occur in the home.
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks
Because 14% of all accidents
Occur to pedestrians.
4.. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water
Because 16% of all accidents involve
These forms of transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%,
32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals.
So,
.. Above all else,
Avoid hospitals.
But,
.... You will be pleased to learn that only .001%
Of all deaths occur in worship services in church,
And these are usually related to previous physical disorders.
Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church!
....And....Bible study is safe too.
The percentage of deaths
During Bible study is even less.
So,
Attend church,
And read your Bible
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!
GOD BLESS YOU!!!
"In God We Trust"
