Have you ever thought that you were just too damn good-looking to get a normal job?
Do you wonder, "What career would allow me to sit on my a** and look gorgeous at parties?"
Have you nodded agreement at the previous statements, but have no wish to become a call-girl?
Then today is your lucky day! Because Dictator Tom Miller is in the market for a good Trophy Wife! So, if you have a vapid personality and a room temperature I.Q., with top-notch arm candy potential, you may have the credentials to become The Trophy Wife!
(Quick aside; If you know what vapid means, don't bother to apply.)
This position would require you to shamelessly pander to the needs of the Dictator, look damn hot at Government parties, and be fluent in meaningless conversation, as well as having the ability to entertain various foreign dignitaries who may or may not speak the Queen's English.(Nudity may be employed.)
So, if you believe yourself to be a viable candidate for Tom's Trophy Wife, apply within today! The lucky Lady may be you!
-Tom
Tom Miller Community Member 
|
|
