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1 [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door
2 [ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
3 [ ] I have choked on my own spit.
4 [ ] I’ve seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5 [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6 [x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7 [ ] I’ve told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.
8 [x] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9 [x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
10[x] I’ve caught myself drooling ... i just woke up.
11[ ] I’ve accidently caused an explosion
12[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can’t help but laugh.
13[x] I’ve turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times... and gates too. ~_~
14[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out.
15[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
16[x] I just tried to lick my elbow. i'm so gullible. ~___~
17[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice". (o_O)
19[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20[ ] I’ve used my fingers to do simple math
21[ ] I’ve jumped off a moving vehicle - i thought it stopped already. ~_~
22[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
23[x] I’m taking this test when I should be doing something more important. how very true...
24[ ] I repost chain letters because I’m scared of what they threaten will happen if I don’t.
25[x] I’ve done something really stupid while I was drunk.
26[ ] I’ve ran around naked when I was drunk.
27[ ] I’ve ran into a golf cart tire when I was drunk
28[x] I’ve searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand so many times
29[x] I accidently break a lot of things.
30[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me - haha
31[ ] My friends like me because I’m fun to laugh at - they tease me alot and i get pissed off easily but then again i like it
32[x] I tilt my head to the side when I’m confused.
33[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I’m talking about.
34[x] I’ve fallen out of my chair before.
35[x] When I’m lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.. (i always do this)

Count the number of x's, then divide it to the total number of questions. Lastly, multiply it to 100 to get the percentage.
Not all instances here make you stupid though.