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my journal is all... screwed up. :0
Shivah · Wed Jan 03, 2007 @ 09:52pm · 0 Comments |
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let me tell you about heartache and the loss of God.. |
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I broke my parent's trust.
and because of that, I can't hang out with Brooke and Trey anymore. I don't know for how long. but it could be a pretty long time.
and Chris and Brooke got kicked out of the house. they have to live in Aunt Dolly's house. but she said they can come and go between the houses as they please.. or something.
even though mom says it isn't my fault for that.. I still blame myself for it.
I really ******** up this time.
I always ******** up. and that's the only thing I'll ever be good at.
Shivah · Sun Nov 12, 2006 @ 02:31pm · 2 Comments |
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things I accomplished today |
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I got a low grade fever. which resulted in mom being okay with me not doing school for today.
I watched the LotR trilogy with one break. or two. I don't really remember. maybe I passed out at some point...
and I found Liz in the GD. completely by accident. which made me laugh. which was followed by a ghastly coughing fit. and then I laughed again.
that is all. and I am thirsty.
Shivah · Sat Nov 11, 2006 @ 08:22am · 0 Comments |
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today has been pretty crappy.
I ate too much spaghetti. but that isn't why today is crappy.
Liz is leaving tomorrow.
Shivah · Sat Oct 28, 2006 @ 02:00am · 0 Comments |
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alright so. yesterday went from insanely funny, to another ruined day due to alcohol, to a somewhat acceptable night. rofl
WARNING okay. this is really ******** long. now that I look at it. xD END WARNING
I'll start from the beginning. yesterday morning. 9:16 AM. Jon. was sleeping.
mom came in. woke me up. "Jon! get up, eat something, take a shower, and get ready. We're going to go get your learner's permit today whether you like it or not."
I've put off getting my permit since January. I only really studied for it... like... 5 times. in between now and January. rofl and not really even studying. I just read random parts of the Driver's Manual I have.
9:35 AM. I'm still in bed. my annoying little sister walked in and repeated to me what mom said. which I heard the first time. I accidentily told my 11 year old sister to ******** off. rofl she goes to mom. mom pulls me out of bed. and I go make myself a strawberry strudel. I ate it. I burnt it though. so it wasn't that great. oh well. :[
took a shower. got dressed. we left for the DMV.
we filled out some s**t, went to the bank to notarize some s**t. and then we went to Backyard Burger before we went back to the DMV for me to take the test.
Backyard Burger was full of really old couples. and all the old ladies glared at me. it was really uncomfortable. xD
one of looked like she wanted to rip my head off. scary s**t.
we finished eating, and drive back to the DMV. I say, "so. if I fail this test... are you guys gonna disown me? xD" my dad tells me, "if you fail this test, I'm going to kill you. you've had half a freakin' year to study. so you better pass. D:" rofl
when we walked back into the DMV, there was some cute chick there. and she was like... talking the lady at the counter or whatever. and I remember hearing the lady telling her something about until she was 18 she needed a proof of enrollment to school. and she didn't have it. and then she and her mom walked out. her mom looked pissed. xD
ANYWAYS. my turn to take the test. I go in. first question was about the proof of enrollment to school. I had just heard about five seconds before. easy question. cool
all of the test was pretty easy. there were 30 questions, and if I missed six of them then I don't get my permit. I only missed three. so I passed it. xD
godddd. there was one question. that pissed me off. "if you're driving a school bus with at least one child, how far away from a blinking railroad light should you stop?"
like I'm going to be driving a ******** school bus! mad who the ******** cares! I said 70 feet. I don't know if that was right. but it's what I answered.
anyways.. they took my picture for my learner's permit. BEFORE they took it my mom made it VERY clear.. "you better keep your hair out of your eyes!"
my mom is ******** INSANE about my hair covering my eye. she makes waaay too much of a big deal about it. D:
so, it was my turn to get my picture taken. and my says, "HAIR OUT OF YOUR EYES, PLEASE." really loud. in a room full of people. ********. and when I get embarrassed, I usually smile waay too much. and start laughing.
so, I get the hair out of my eyes. and the lady taking the picture says, "you're hair fell back down, I can't see your eye now."
I move it again, "nope. fell down again. move the hair please."
I, getting a little frustrated, say, "oh dear god... she paid you to say that, didn't she? xD"
she being my mom. my mom. BUSTS. out. laughing. the lady sitting next to her, who we don't even know.. starts laughing. the lady taking my picture... starts laughing. and tells me that if both eyes aren't showing, little x's show over where my eyes should be, and the camera won't take the picture.
so. I start smiling and laughing. and try getting my hair out of my eye ONE more time. SUCCESS!
the picture was taken. after like... 5 different pictures. xD
and on my permit I have this really retarded looking face.
I've been through the whole DMV picture taking thing before. I had to get an Identification Card for my trip to Mexico. and I looked TOTALLY gay in that picture.
I was forced to get a haircut before my ID Card by mom. and there was this one hairstyle I actually kinda liked. and I told her that that was the one I wanted. and on the same page, there was another hairstyle.. by the same model. that looked COMPLETELY different from the one I wanted. she says, "I like that one better. look! it's the same guy.. you can just... make it look like that other one later or something."
and I really didn't feel like arguing with her. because she had pissed me off enough for that day. so I went with it.
I hated that haircut. it was like... an exact replica.. of one of Ashton Kutcher's haircuts from the earlier That '70s Show. gaaaaahhh. I hated it.
after I got the ID picture, everyone was really surprised on how in my picture, I didn't look tired or pissed off. because every other one of my brothers and sisters who got their driver's license, look pissed off, tired, or stoned.
and mine turned out normal.
even though it looks horrible. I got this huge zit right next to my nose in the old one. gross.
ANYWAYS. this new one. doesn't look so bad. I can live with it. I'm kinda looking at them side by side right now. and damn. my hair got WAY longer. xD it's all wavy lookin'. pretty, even. 8D
alright. moving on to the rest of the day. xD so, we go home. and when we get home, there's a red Jeep Cherokee in the driveway. Tiffany! I had forgotten she was coming over to spend the night with us. Tiffany is a friend of mine I met on my first Mexico trip. she's cool. she's also really nerdy looking. but she's ********' adorable. 8D
on the second Mexico trip, my older sister went with us. she and Brooke got to know each other a bit. and are close to inseparable. xD
on the Mexico trip, they both found out that the first alcoholic drink they had was the same. Green Apple Smirinoff. and they almost snuck out of the hotel to go buy some. rofl you have to be over 15 to buy alcohol in Mexico. they're both 19. although Brooke will be 20 in October. :B
so. I hung out with Brooke and Tiffany. we watched the Disney version of Robin Hood. the one where Robin Hood is a fox. which is like. the only Disney movie I really like. that movie is ********' awesome. cool I would watch it everyday if I could.
we watched then, and then Trey came over. then Trey, Hannah(my little sister), Tiffany, and I played Super Smash Brothers Melee.
we ended up unlocking Mewtwo later. which is a character I've been trying to unlock for the longest ******** time. Trey had to fight him. and beat him. and it was cool.
and later on we unlocked the last stage in the game. awesome!
now all we have to do is unlock Mr. Game&Stop. the last character. but he kinda sucks. so it's not really a big deal. :B
after a couple of rounds of SSBM. we decided we all wanted to go out somewhere. it was Brooke, Tiffany, Trey, Chris and I.
Chris, Trey, and I were in my room. and I get the idea, "Hey! Let's where ties. for no reason. cool " and we did.
Chris ended up wearing my black tie, my black suitcoat thing, and a sparkley green plastic bowler-type hat Ashley made for me.
Trey ended up wearing Chris' weird pinkish tie underneath a black scarf with a very Indiana Jones-esque hat. rofl
and I wore my black&pink tie, with the tophat Brooke got in Disneyland. It orignally had mouse ears, but they were ripped out.
Chris and Trey looked ridiculous. and I ended up looking like a regular emokid. rofl
we go to Movie Gallery in Senatobia. just to see Jon the Movie Gallery Dude. that's his full name. that of Jon Gorgeous Calves.
he has GORGEOUS ********' CALVES! you wouldn't even BELIEVE! xD
butyeah. we saw him. he hits on Brooke alot. and by coincidence, has hit on Tiffany a couple of times. so Brooke and Tiffany stay in Movie Gallery and talk to him for a while.
Chris, Trey, and I. all dressed up like morons. decide to walk down the sidewalk to El Charros. which is one kickass mexican restaurant. for some reason, ALL the employees were outside. we walk in, and they do to.
Trey says, "so... uhh... do you guys have a dress code or anything?" one of the employees says, "ehh... no senor."
and then Trey says, "WELL GEEZ. you guys really should. most the people here look like ********' morons. no fashion sense at all."
Chris and I start cracking up. and guy at the cashier... didn't laugh at all. he just looked at Trey really weird.
and then we run out. literally, RUN out. for no real reason. xDD
Brooke and Tiffany were still talking to Jon Gorgeous Calves. and then we tell them we're ready to go. we walk out, and this chick who works at Movie Gallery asks us, "What are you guys so.... crazily dressed up for?"
Chris says, "It's the Chinese New Year. WOOOOOO!!!" then he flashed her. after that, everyone was silent. she looked at us funny. and we casually got in the car and left.
then we started laughing our asses off. rofl rofl rofl
so, we drove to Southaven. we were listening to some CD Brooke had playing. and the song Sexyback started playing. Chris and I, having the window seats, did pelvic thrusts to the beat of the song. while Trey, in the middle, switched back in forth between us making it look like he was giving us blowjobs.
ALL IN BEAT WITH THE SONG. rofl
the windows were rolled down. and we were at a stoplight. in between some SUV and one of those semi-trucks. the guy in truck... saw us. and was laughing his a** off. rofl the SUV people saw us too. they were some middle aged couple. and gave us dirty looks. so ******** funny. xDD
we WERE going to go to Starbucks. and dance in the parking lot to some random songs. and then drive away.
but we ended up going next door to TGI Fridays instead. because Chris wanted beer.
we walk into TGI Fridays. and Chris and Trey go straight for the bar. Tiffany, Brooke and I were waiting to be seated. I decide I'm going to go sit at the bar with Chris and Trey for a while.
alright. I'm going to tell you all something right now. when the night started, Chris had $20. I had about $32 Trey had... some amount of money, I forgot. this reason for this information will explained later.
anways, I went to the bar with Chris and Trey. Chris and Trey were trying to decide what they wanted to drink. I say, "Hey, barkeep! gimme a chocolate milk. cool "
we called him barkeep for the rest of the night. even though we found out his name was Brad. or something. actually, I don't remember his name.
I got my chocolate milk. he gave it to FOR FREE too. cool free chocolate milk. ********.
and not the lame, storebought chocolate milk. HE DID IT WITH REGULAR MILK AND CHOCOLATE SYRUP. totally. kick. a**.
after a while, we ended up talking to Barkeep about the new Scissor Sisters CD. he said he had it in his car. and we told him to play it in TGI Fridays. because the music playing sucked a**. but he said there was no way to do that. laaaame. :[
after a while, Trey wanted rum. I told him to get a rum and chocolate milk. and he did. and said it tasted great together. xD Trey paid for the rum with his own money
sooo, I went to Brooke and Tiffany's table. they were getting cheesecake and some kind of fudge pie s**t. I'm sitting in the booth. and the waitress walks over.
she was ******** HOT. her name was Sotei or something. like so-tea. I don't know. xD
after she left, Chris and Trey came to the table. I told Chris and Trey about how hot Sotei was. and she comes back.
Chris and Trey decided to get more drinks. actually, they kept stalling about the drinks. just so Sotei would keep coming back. rofl
she ended up at our table for the longest time, talking to us. xD
Chris and Trey finally ordered their drinks. and she was GOING to ask me what I wanted to drink. and I was waiting for it. I had one AWESOME pick-up line waiting. it was, "you know what... how about we just skip drinks and I get your phone number instead? cool "
GOLD! Perfect! I was proud of myself for thinking of it.
BUT. before Chris and Trey ordered their drinks, I had told Brooke I didn't want anything.
so when she asked me what I wanted to drink, Brooke says, "oh, he doesn't want anything."
NO! RUINED! GAHHH!! gonk
oh well.
Chris and Trey ordered something called yagerbombers or something. it's a glass of red bull, with a shot glass of yagermeister in it. yagermeister is like.... the strongest alcoholic drink you can get. xD
well, they kinda got their order messed up. and some other waitress came to our table with just the shot glasses of yagermeister.
Chris downed his shot anyways. and told Trey to do his.
when it comes to alchohol, Trey is a REAL lightweight. he sniffed the yagermeister and says, "OOHHHH! oh my god... this smells like the urine of Satan! gonk "
and then after a long, long time of thinking and whining about the drink, he drank it. he started crying.
it was ******** hilariouss rofl rofl
after that, Sotei came over and apologized for the screwed up yagerbombers. and offered REAL yagerbombers on her.
Chris said yeah. so. Trey drank another one. Chris and Trey were then drunk.
and were guessing the names of the waiters/waitresses. how they did this was consisted of, "HEY! HEY, TINA! TINA? ahh... no man... I don't think that's Tina... wait... KEVIN! KEVINNN!!!! KEVIN! LOOK AT ME! dude... I don't think his name is Kevin.. ahhh s**t."
Brooke, Tiffany, and I were laughing our asses off. Chris and Trey kept that up for a pretty long time. after like... 15-20 minutes, they finally guessed one guys name. and he ended up talking to us for a while. his name was Josh. and he was a self-proclaimed "metal-head for jesus" Trey asked Josh if there was a waitress who worked there whose name was Tina.
Josh said yes, and that she was pregnant too. Trey then said, "Tell her to name her kid Kevin. There has to be SOMEONE here named Kevin. D:<"
Josh told him that the baby was already confirmed a girl. and Trey went on about how Kevin is a wonderful name for a girl.
after constant hitting on Sotei, talking to Josh, yelling at people, and bashing of God. Brooke started getting tired. and pissed off.
her sense of humor isn't really all that great. Tiffany and I found all of this very funny. but I can see why she was getting pissed.. they did the same thing for the LONNNGEST time.
well, after a while. Chris got pissed off at Brooke for getting pissed off at them. and keep in mind, Chris and Trey are both drunk.
Trey is going, "Look. Chris. You're drunk... I need to drive you home..." Trey is COMPLETELY WASTED. and the way he talks is ******** hilarious. Chris and Trey keep talking about how drunk both of them are.
Brooke just gets more pissed. and then Chris gets pissed at Brooke again. Chris then left the table for the bar. and he gets another beer. around this time, Chris has about $14. now less because of his new beer
then Sotei gives Brooke, Tiffany, Trey, and I the check for the cheesecake, fudge pie thing, and the yagermeister shots comes. about 30 dollars.
I left a $7 tip for Sotei. I was the only one who tipped.
I also ended up using $10 for the check. even though I didn't get anything. minus the free chocolate milk. xD
Trey then decides he'll pay me back for my $10. and gave me a $5.
then Brooke says, "uhh... actually... we need another $5 for the check." I give up my $5.
I spent over $17. and I didn't order anything. Chris and Trey are wasted. Tiffany and Brooke had desserts. I had a free chocolate milk.
I start laughing. because I'm the one paying for most of this crap. it was funny to me. even though I should've been mad. I mean... I spent $17+ for stuff I didn't even drink! rofl rofl rofl
after we pay for the check, Sotei came back with the change. a quarter.
I start cracking up again. and decided to just throw the quarter in with the tip for Sotei. rofl rofl rofl rofl
after that, Brooke made it very clear that she wanted to go home. one of us had to go tell Chris we were leaving. Brooke wouldn't do it. Brooke hated his guts at that moment. Tiffany didn't really even know him at all. I felt bad for Tiffany being dragged into all of this crap.
Trey didn't want to go talk to him because he didn't want to move. because the yagermeister was making him sick. and he was drunk anyways. if he would of gone to the bar with Chris, he probably would've had more.
so. I went to go talk to Chris. after he bought the rest of whatever else he drank, he had 4 dollars. I told him he owes me anyways, so I took his 4 dollars. and told him we had to leave soon. he went on about how he had friends who didn't live too far away and that they could take him home.
I went back to the booth to tell Brooke what he said, and she was all, "he can ******** walk home for all I care. stare "
I went back to Chris... and somehow managed to get him to go home with us. he went back to the booth with me. he and Brooke almost started fighting again. but I played peacekeeper, and stopped them before it got serious.
we were all getting ready to go. and then Trey said he needed to pee first. Chris did too. they both went to the bathroom.
Brooke, Tiffany, and I are waiting at the booth 5 minutes go by. Chris and Trey are still in the bathroom. we were talking about random stuff, so we didn't really notice right off hand. we waited a little while longer.
when they hadn't come back for 10 minutes, I decided to go check on them. they were in the bathroom. right at the door. laughing. and asking guys using the urinals what their names were.
one guys, who was smoking a cigarette said he name was, "********' a" when he finished taking a piss, he looked like he was about to smack Trey in the face.
if I wouldn't havbe walked into the bathroom right then, and told them we had to go NOW... they would've gotten their asses kicked. seriously.
that guy was ******** scary. I totally saved them some pain. and when we walked out, Trey noticed that. he and Chris started thanking me for getting them out of there.
I didn't tell Brooke they were pretty much taunting guys in the bathroom. but I told Tiffany. and she started to laugh. xD
we finally left TGI Fridays. on the car ride home, Brooke STARTED to chew Chris out. but I stopped her. as well as stopped Chris from chewing her out.
it was a really awkward ride home. Chris passed out about halfway. and Trey looked really out of it.
later, we found out. that before Chris passed out. he threw-up. in his hand.. and threw it out the window. Brooke and Tiffany said they remembered smelling beer in the car at one point.
but none of us knew he threw-up. until we got home and we saw some puke on his pants. he even got some on my suitcoat thing. which I almost always wear to church. now we need to get it dry cleaned.
anyways, on the ride home. we weren't too far from the house. and Chris woke up. then he called some girl he knows. turned out she was wasted too. and was driving around to sober up. (that's smart.)
anyways, after Chris told us she was wasted. Trey goes, "zoh-mygod. she could die. she's driving drunk.... give me the phone. we need to tell her to stop driving or she's gonna ********' die!"
Chris refused to give Trey the phone. and Trey pretty much repeated himself over and over again. trying to get the cellphone from Chris.
we got into an area where NOBODY gets cellphone service at all. and Trey started yelling, "CHRIS! A LIFE HANGS IN THE BALANCE!? DO YOU WANT HER TO DIE!! GIMMETHEPHONENOW!! gonk "
Chris yelled back, "NO I DON'T WANT HER TO DIE! SHE HAS NICE TITS! I'VE SEEN THEM!"
and Trey says, "oh great. you've already seen the titties. now there's no reason for her to live. give me the phone, I haven't seen those titties yet. so I'M going to save her ******** life!"
Chris kept telling him that the phone didn't get service. and Trey somehow managed to take the phone from him. he called some random number. and tells Chris, "CHRIS! you're phone doesn't get any ******** service out here! I have to save this girl's life!"
Trey called 6 other random numbers, and repeated to tell Chris that his phone didn't get service.
Tiffany and I are laughing our asses off at them. rofl
so. after all that. we got home.
I told Chris and Trey to be quiet. because we didn't want to wake up mom and dad. right after I say that Trey says, "alright."
and he kicks a watercan outside the front door across the porch. it made ALOT of noise too.
so Chris RUNS to my room, which is on the other side of the house. and starts cracking up. Trey goes back there too. and they're both laughing together.
it was pretty funny. rofl
Brooke went to bed. still pissed off.
Tiffany and I decided to sit outside and looks at the stars and s**t. because where I live, you can see them clearly.
we talked about alot of stuff. ended up being out there for about two hours.
about halfway through us talking outside, Chris and Trey walked out. and accused us of making out. and they started interrogating Tiffany.
"hey. hey you. tiffany. how old are you? .... 19? do you know how ******** old jon is?? he's ******** 15. you freak. you *****. citizens arrest! D:<"
it was funny. they ended up driving to Chris' house to get some poker chips and cards. so they could play Texas Hold'em.
they came back. and talked to us for a while. then Trey randomly said, "hey. guess what... a wyvern just flew by and told me tiffany's gay... those nutty wyverns."
hahahahaha. wyverns. rofl
after that he told us wyvern stories. which usually ended in a wyvern flying down from the moon just to tell Tiffany she's gay. rofl
Chris and Trey went inside. and Tiffany and I stayed outside and talked for a while longer. then we decided to go back inside. hoping that Chris and Trey decided to play Texas Hold'em in my room.
we walked in and heard them talking. they were in the living room. apparantly, as soon as they walked into the house, the phone rang. and it was for a Chris. and ever since he was talking to some girl for about 30 minutes. xD
they didn't even play poker. so I walked in my room to change real quick. all of a sudden, I hear a loud crash. Trey had sat on opposite side of our flimsy couch, the couch fell over, and he had the case FULL of poker chips on his lap. the case was open.
and the poker chips were ALL over the floor. Chris, again, was cracking up at Trey. Trey was laughing while picking up poker chips off the floor. Tiffany, was also laughing.
I helped Trey pick the poker chips up. and suggested he go to bed soon. at this point, I was getting sleepy. Chris had gotten off the phone, and just started messing around on myspace for a while.
I was going to let Chris and Trey sleep in my bed together. and I was going to take the couch.
Trey was going to go to bed, but asked why I didn't want to sleep in my bed with him. I honestly replied, "because right now, I'm tired. and if I went to that room to sleep with you, we'd be up until noon talking about how the celery and carrots are going to war again."
he agreed that we probably would do that. I ended up falling asleep on the couch sometime later. Trey fell asleep on my bed. and Chris ended up sleeping on the other couch.
that day, was over. and what a day it was. it went from insanely funny, to another ruined day due to alcohol, to a somewhat acceptable night.
Brooke was still pissed. I felt bad for Tiffany, because that was the first actual night she's ever spent with us without Melody and Ashley. there are some things we can't really talk about around Melody and Ashley... well. we could. but it would probably get really uncomfortable. xD
Chris and Trey were drunk.
and I played fashion consultant, peacekeeper, and lifesaver that night. I spent $17+ on stuff I didn't even drink or eat.
and I still find everything completely ******** hilarious.
so. today. we all woke up. all of us watched The Sound of Music together. which is a whole other story in itself. but I've already typed alot, so I probably won't go into that. but I can at least tell you.. it was also pretty ******** hilarious. rofl heart
Tiffany left after the movie was over. and Brooke and Trey left sometime after that because Brooke wanted to get as far away from Chris as she possibly could.
since they left, I have been in here typing all of this down. I forgot when I started though. rofl
I guess that's all for this journal entry. goodnight...... and goodluck. ;]
Shivah · Sun Sep 24, 2006 @ 02:29am · 6 Comments |
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Tell me what you think about me.
SY= shells yes. SN= shells no. Y = yes. N = no. M = maybe.
Would You? [_] Come to my house and do nothing but chill? [_] Slap me? [_] Kiss me? [_] Let me kiss you? [_] Watch a movie with me? [_] Take me out to dinner? [_] Hate me? [_] Let me come over? [_] Let me sleep in your bed? [_] Let me make you breakfast? [_] Tickle me? [_] Let me tickle you? [_] Stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] IM me? [_] Greet me in public? [_] Hang out with me? [_] Bring me around your friends?
Do You... [_] Think I'm cute? [_] Want to kiss me? [_] Want to cuddle with me? [_] Want to hook up with me? <-KYLE ONLY PLZ redface
Am I... [_] Smart? [_] Cute? [_] Funny? [_] Cool? [_] Loveable? [_] Adorable? [_] Great to be with? [_] Attractive? [_] Mean?
Have You Ever... [_] Thought about hooking up with me? [_] Found yourself wanting a kiss from me? [_] Wished I were there? [_] Wanted my number? [_] Wanted to cuss me out? [_] Had a dream about me? [_] Been distracted by me?
Are You... [_] Happy you know me? [_] Thinking about me?
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Shivah · Wed Sep 20, 2006 @ 12:05am · 3 Comments |
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okayso. I was playing TLOZ: Windwaker. and it froze up on me.
so I decided to stop for the night. looked at the clock.. it said 2:30 am.
I walked out of my room to go to the bathroom. and my older brother, Chris, is in the hallway looking at me.
he says, "are you awake?"
"well, I'm not naked and pissing on the carpet... so yes. I am awake."
then he cracked up. xD
my big brother is pretty retarded. rofl he's cool though.
he's like.. one of those kind of guys. who wears colorful polos. and drinks a twelve pack of coors light just because he can. and would probably be one of the guys going, "woooooo!!" holding a beer in the air while watching a girl flash her tits for Girls Gone Wild.
yeah. that's my brother. :'D
his taste in music pretty much sucks. the only thing we agree on is Radiohead, really. butyeah.
he's still cool.
he was raised on Pee Wee Herman. and he constantly talks like Pee Wee. EXACTLY like him too. xD it's a bit creepy.
recently, he moved into my great aunts old house. she died not too long ago. he used to live in Texas. but he left to get away from his nutso ex-girlfriend. but he hates it here in MS.
when we were fixing up his new house. there were alot of creepy paintings and portraits and stuff. and it all smelled very OLD. xD
on the back porch, there were three of those mounted deer heads. (alot of my relatives are hunters....yeah.)
one of them had a really flat head. We named him Flathead.
another one of them had these weird white fuzzy splotches all over his face... he looked diseased. We named him SARs.
we gave Flathead a surgical mask we found in the kitchen to keep him from getting what SARs had. rofl
and the other one was pretty big and really had nothing wrong with him. We named him Jaquese.
well, that's how we spelled it. pronounced jah-kweez. :'D
we decided to put him over the entrance to the dining room, which is RIGHT in front of the front door.
so when you walk in, he's the first thing you see.
we ended up giving him a doo rag made out of an old tie, sunglasses, we put an old broken bb gun on his antlers, some aluminum foil on his mouth(GRILLZ 8D), and we got one of those annoying bird clocks and put it on a chain around his neck.
we named him Gansta Jaquese. rofl
we decided we'd change his theme every month. next month is either Business Jaquese or Gay Jaquese.
Robot Jaquese won't be too far away. we're going to cover him completely in tin foil for that. xD
we were so proud of ourselves after finishing him for this month. here's a pic of chris and jaquese
after we finished with that.. we were in the dining room. taking down creepy pictures and other junk.. and there was a picture of Leonardo Da Vinci's "The Last Supper" and Chris was going to take it down.
I convinced him not too, because him keeping it up there was totally hilarious. rofl
and last night Chris, Brooke, Trey, and I went over there to watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
after the movie.. we were all talking about The Last Supper. we gave all the disciples and s**t our own little captions. and then Trey noticed that Mary Magdalene was playing footsie with Jesus.
and then we all noticed that one of the disciples looked EXACTLY like Jack Black. it was ******** hilarious. rofl
and afterwards Trey was convinced the entire house was haunted by ghosts. so he just screamed at the top of his lungs to keep the ghosts away. xDD
then we played Texas Hold'em, and I completely kicked everones a** at the beginning of the game.
Trey was the first one out of the game. but then he stole some of my many chips. and ended up WINNING in the end. xD
afterwards Trey said, "There is a valuable lesson in all of this.... Theivery will get you everywhere in life. cool "
hahahahahha Trey's ******** hilarious. rofl heart
ahhhhh, can't think of anything else to type down. :'] so I think that is all for now.
Shivah · Fri Sep 08, 2006 @ 09:37am · 3 Comments |
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