This is an unaltered transcript of a troll-slaying in a casino room. Be warned: it's really pathetic.
dark25 enters the chat.
dark25: hi
Kitty: hi
treffpunkt: hi
Whom: Hello.
Kitty: so did anyone dress up for halloween?
treffpunkt: I DID.
dark25: no
Whom: I was Saturday Afternoon
Kitty: what were you?
treffpunkt: In real life, I was a SCENESTER.
treffpunkt: On Gaia, I was the period blood monster.
Whom: It basically consisted of jammies and a bathrobe
Foxxtrot: O.....M.....G.......
Whom: XD
dark25: kitty want to date
Kitty: lol
Whom: That's awesome!
dark25: fox
Kitty: no sorry married
Foxxtrot: I now officially LOVE you, treffpunkt.
treffpunkt: O_____O;
treffpunkt: xD YAY!
dark25 leaves the chat.
treffpunkt: DARK, WE YEAH GO GO BEFORE I CAN MAKE FUN OF YOU.
Kitty: hmmm scared him away
Whom: Heh
Foxxtrot: I have SOOOO many scenester friends......
Foxxtrot: It's embarrasing........
treffpunkt: I LAUGH AT SCENESTERS.
Kitty: never heard of it
treffpunkt: I make fun of them too.
treffpunkt: Its so much fun.
treffpunkt: ;D
Kitty: *thinks* must be getting old
Foxxtrot: Hee-larious.
Whom: Y HELO THAR ASL PLZ WAN 2 CYBAR LOL JK OMG WTF BBQ KTHXBAI
treffpunkt: LOL K OM GPM ME K? :OOPS: ;OOPS: :OOPS:
dark25 enters the chat.
treffpunkt: OH GOD, WHY.
treffpunkt: WHY. CHRIST. MY EYES
dark25: i ment
treffpunkt: NO MAKE IT GO AWAY.
treffpunkt: I NEED TO SLIT MY WRISTS AND DIE.
treffpunkt: ITS BACK OH GOD NO.
dark25: fox do you want to date
Kitty: alright i'm out!
Whom: LOL WAN 2 CYBAR
Whom: OMG LOL
treffpunkt: UM ONLEE IF U PM ME
Kitty leaves the chat.
treffpunkt: DARK U SO UGLEEE
dark25: p3 want to date
treffpunkt: xDD
treffpunkt: FOX, HE'S TALKIN' 2 U.
Foxxtrot: I don't know who you are, though.
dark25: p2 and your uglyer
treffpunkt: I'M SEXY.
[.Unidentified_One.] enters the chat.
treffpunkt: I'm still sexy.
Foxxtrot: Am I unattractive?
treffpunkt: Yep.
Whom: Okay, this is definitely funnier than any of our pickup lines
treffpunkt: FOX IS SEXYYYYY.
treffpunkt: I'M SEXY.
treffpunkt: WHOM'S SEXY.
Whom: YUS UR TEH SEZZZZZZZ!
Foxxtrot: Tanx, swett tang.
dark25: p3 how old are you
Whom: OMG UR SO NAIS!
treffpunkt: 102.
treffpunkt: I'm 102.
[.Unidentified_One.]: Woah, Lyke, w0w.
treffpunkt: ya. I am.
treffpunkt: I swearz.
treffpunkt: 102.
treffpunkt: I'm like. Alive. at 102.
treffpunkt: SWEAR I NEED MY ARRIDHTES HFDGHS
treffpunkt: OGH HOD
Whom: Holy s**t, IM 102 alsow!
treffpunkt: THE HEMMERIODS ARE KICKING IN AGAIN.
dark25: p3 how old are you
Moryera: I'm 103, SUCKAZ
Whom: OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!11111
[.Unidentified_One.]: I hate it when that happens.
treffpunkt: DAMNIT.
Whom: OMG UR OLDER TAHN ME!
Foxxtrot: I don't know you well enough to give you my personal info, such as my age. It's a personal quirk.
treffpunkt: IMAA CATCH UP 2U.
treffpunkt: YEAH, DARK.
Moryera: NO U WONT OMG
treffpunkt: TAKE IT LIKE A -MAN.- SHE DUN WANT U ,F OOL.
treffpunkt: FOOOLLLLL.
treffpunkt: Man, I have to pee.
Moryera: Hey, at least he's not asking if we're virgins, like the LAST guy we got in slots
[.Unidentified_One.]: L0L
dark25: then how do we start p3
[.Unidentified_One.]: >>;
Foxxtrot: Then let it all out. In the potty.
treffpunkt: YOU DON'T START, DARK.
treffpunkt: SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU.
Foxxtrot: Tell me about yourself. Yopu made the first move.
treffpunkt: GO AWAY, INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS ARE LAME.
Foxxtrot: If you're lucky.
[.Unidentified_One.]: Yea.
treffpunkt: -SCREECH OF CAR INTO UR FASE.-
Moryera: They are? ;_;
Whom: You insert your... phallus... into her vajina...
dark25: my name is joshua but they call me josh
[.Unidentified_One.]: I'm married to a bunch of people.
treffpunkt: v****a.
treffpunkt: p***s.
treffpunkt: Makes babies.
Foxxtrot: lol.
treffpunkt: Well, I don't dig the e-relationships.
treffpunkt: Can't trust you people.
treffpunkt: BUT I'M 102.
Whom: Dun worry, Mory, it doesn't count if you see the person in real life
Foxxtrot: I never said I did, either.
dark25: : my name is joshua but they call me josh
Whom: XP
[.Unidentified_One.]: Why not?
treffpunkt: SO ITS LIKE I'M GONNA DIE SOON. lolz.
Moryera: I don't believe in e-relationships either. And then there was, like, this guy
treffpunkt: Aw.
[.Unidentified_One.]: It's not like I'm going to stalk you.
treffpunkt: Well, if you've met him IRL, its cool.
Moryera: And he was like "omg ur so cute" and I was like "I dunno about this" and he was like *sends me a CD*
[.Unidentified_One.]: True.
Foxxtrot: You still there, Dark.
Moryera: And I was like yay
dark25: my name is joshua but they call me josh what about you p3
treffpunkt: DARK'S NAME IS JOSH, GUYS.
treffpunkt: HIS NAME IS JOSH.
treffpunkt: OKAY?
Whom: OMG UR A LYRE!
treffpunkt: I MEAN, ITS JOSH, OKAY?
Whom: HOW U NO!
Moryera: What's with people calling people by their p-numbers? Are they so damn lazy to check the usernames?
[.Unidentified_One.]: OMG.
treffpunkt: NO I AINT FOO.
Foxxtrot: lol.
treffpunkt: IM SO TRUSTFUL
Whom: I have no idea, P4.
treffpunkt: I wish I made sense.
treffpunkt: xD
Moryera: And why p3? There are totally THREE girls in here. I guess Foxx's avvy was sexier than ours.
Foxxtrot: You are the greatest people ever.
treffpunkt: YEAH, I'M A GIRL.
Moryera: Is it the hat? AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
treffpunkt: I HAVE A v****a.
treffpunkt: IT BLEEDS ONCE A MONTH.
[.Unidentified_One.]: I. Am. So. Confused.
gonk treffpunkt: Yeah, that -sucks.-
Foxxtrot: lol.
treffpunkt: BUT.
Moryera: I am distinctly lacking in wang. Therefore, female.
treffpunkt: I HAVE A v****a.
dark25: p2 is a ugly girl
treffpunkt: Wanggg.
treffpunkt: BOOTYTANG?
Foxxtrot: I can't stop...........laughing..../....
[.Unidentified_One.]: Wangness.
dark25: i want to gag
treffpunkt: I'm hot, kid.
dark25: p2 is a girl
Whom: Wang*10^0924309u290432390235908
treffpunkt: P2 IS SEXY.
treffpunkt: OH YEAH.
Moryera: I'd hit that.
[.Unidentified_One.]: Totally.
Whom: UR SO SEZZY P2!!!!
dark25: p3 is the sexyest
treffpunkt: OMG THX
Moryera: OMG P2 HAVE MAH BABIEZ
Foxxtrot: I don't know what to say.......
treffpunkt: KKKK!!!!111
treffpunkt:
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a372/x__punkt/me/w2.png @ Dark.
[.Unidentified_One.]: WAOH, BABIEZ!!!!11
dark25: p4 you lez
Moryera: Alright, Dark, or "p6", whatever. I want you to step away from the computer.
Foxxtrot: You think my avatar has befitting physical qualities, P5?
Moryera: I want you to take a deep breath.
Whom: OMG UR SO HOT
treffpunkt: THX1!!!1
Moryera: And I want you to FIND A REAL GIRL TO ANNOY
Foxxtrot: I mean, P6?
treffpunkt: P6, DARK, JOSH.
[.Unidentified_One.]: Sure.
treffpunkt: JOSH.
treffpunkt: JOSH, JOSH, JOSH.
treffpunkt:
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a372/x__punkt/me/w2.png treffpunkt: :]
treffpunkt: My bladder exploded.
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Whom: Onose!
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Whom: T.T
[.Unidentified_One.]: Interesting, you people are.
Foxxtrot: I guess I've got good taste.
treffpunkt: I'M SO AWESOME.
dark25: do you want to go out some time p3
treffpunkt: -DANCE.-
treffpunkt: NO, SHE DOESN'T.
Foxxtrot: Oh. I think you may need the Good Nights, Punkt.
treffpunkt: GOD, JOSH, GET THE PICTURE.
Moryera: Dark, pumpkin, she CAN'T go out with you. She's on the other side of the internet.
Foxxtrot: I don't know you.........
treffpunkt: THE INTERNETTT.
Moryera: She could live in Alaska for all you know.
Whom: I'm going to need to save this conversation
treffpunkt: INTERNETTTT.
treffpunkt: INTERNETTTTT.
Moryera: Please do, Whom. I'
treffpunkt: THE ******** INTERWEB, KIDDY.
Moryera: m greatly amused.
dark25: no
[.Unidentified_One.]: You people make me gigglesnort.
treffpunkt: LIKE YOU COULD BE IN...LET'S SAY, CLEEVEAND?
dark25: you dont get it
treffpunkt: AND SHE COULD BE IN AFRICA.
Moryera: Now really, Dark. What makes you think that you can judge a person's attractiveness based only on
Moryera: their Gaia avatar?
treffpunkt: BUT NO ONE HAS COMPUTERS IN AFRICA.
Moryera: She could be really ugly for all you know. Or a man. I know men with female avatars.
treffpunkt: SO LET'S SAY SHE LIVES IN....ITALY.
treffpunkt: THEREFORE.
[.Unidentified_One.]: Laptops.
Foxxtrot: I think this is the best experience I've ever had in the Gaian Slots.......
Whom: OMG UR JOKING TEHRS NO SUCH TIHNG AS CLVELNDA!
treffpunkt: YOU'RE LIKE DAYS AWAY.
Moryera: (No offense, Foxx)
[.Unidentified_One.]: In africa.
treffpunkt: VAGINALAND?
Foxxtrot: LOL
treffpunkt: AFRICA?
treffpunkt: OH MY GOD. MY BLADDER.
dark25: want to pm each other p3
treffpunkt: NO.
[.Unidentified_One.]: Someone has the caps stuck.
treffpunkt: JOSH.
treffpunkt: OH MY GOD, JOSG.
treffpunkt: JOSH.
Whom: OMG I HAEV A BLADDR 2!!!!11 WUT A COINCDNICE!
treffpunkt: JOSH, STOP IT.
treffpunkt: U DO? RLY?!!11 DATS SO KEWL
treffpunkt: JOSH, DUDE, GOD. STOP IT.
dark25: do you want me to say that fox is ugly
[.Unidentified_One.]: OMGSH,LYKEYEAH.
treffpunkt: Don't hit on my gurlllll.
talk2hand treffpunkt: PIXELS ARE NOT HOT.
Whom: YA ISNT IT WE SHUD TOTALY GO OUT WAN 2 CYBAR!111
treffpunkt: WHY ARE YOU GETTING TURNED ON BY PIXELS?
Foxxtrot: ......................
dark25: fine b***h ill stop
treffpunkt: ARE YOU GOING TO PRINT OUT HER AVATAR AND JERK OFF TO IT?
treffpunkt: PLEASE DON'T.
[.Unidentified_One.]: >>;
Whom: *CYBARS* OMG U WUR SO GUD!
treffpunkt: BECAUSE I'D HAVE TO SLIT MY WRISTS AND DIE.
Moryera: Seriously. You need to take a break from Gaia and go do your homework so you can pass grade school.
treffpunkt: SLIT MY WRISTS AND KILL MYSELF.
dark25 leaves the chat.
treffpunkt: BECAUSE I AM A TROUBLED SOUL.
Foxxtrot: The thing that gets me is..................
Foxxtrot: He didn't even kow me..............
treffpunkt: Man, I'm so hyper.
biggrin Moryera: *hums Final Fantasy victory fanfare*
treffpunkt: HE'SA A LUSA.
Whom: LEVEL UP!
treffpunkt: Loser.
[.Unidentified_One.]: Welp, he's gone.
treffpunkt: TOo.
treffpunkt: YAY!.
treffpunkt: +10 EXP.
Moryera: Isn't that ridiculous? How can he just start hitting on someone based on PIXELS?
treffpunkt: I guess pixels make his p***s happy.
[.Unidentified_One.]: I don't even care.
[.Unidentified_One.]: I do it anyway.
Foxxtrot: I know. It bothered me alot. I just didn't want to be rude.
Moryera: Oh, hey, Foxx, have you been by our thread? It's pretty much like this all the time.
[.Unidentified_One.]: It's fun.
treffpunkt: OH GOD, BABY, YES YOUR PIXELS SOOOO HOT.
Moryera: Only with fewer trolls.
treffpunkt: o____o; -Was called a troll.-
Moryera: Not you!
Moryera: The idiot who was hitting on her! XD
[.Unidentified_One.]: Oh...
[.Unidentified_One.]: Xd;
