The cupid love I'm getting (;
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
Think of a bee. You are its knees. You waft through me like a summer’s breeze. Can I come round on Tuesday please?
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
Last night I watched you sleep
then put my wiener on your teeth.
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
Love is...
What makes a weak man brave And a king step off his throne
good times, bad times
easy times, tough times
it comes in an instant
and lasts three days after forever
That's what love is
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
Happy v-day
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
In all my secret fantasies,
I wished that you were here with me,
to push you up against the wall,
and whisper love as you do bawl,
I love you so, in violent ways,
that catch me ill and at dismay...
Love me back as I have done,
why be two when we should be one?
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
Don't mind it while I Probe you, it's only because you're a Subject of Interest, and I do it to everything I Kidnap.
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
Here's a random valentines letter from a random, anonymous person. I have nothing special to say because my imagination isn't as great as others so this is as great as it's gonna get.
I wish you a happy V-day with your friends, family and/or significant other. <3
And forgive me if I sent you one already. D:
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
I want to ravish you.
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
when the time comes I will love you enough to put you out of your brain-eating misery
Love The Zombie Plague
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
It is that time of year again.
The time where love is on the minds of all, young and old.
Do remember to tell those dear to you your feelings, not just this day, but everyday.
Happy Valentine's Day
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
Roses are red, violets are blue
Would you like me to prove my love for you?
A still beating heart ripped from my chest
A quaint gesture on my part, at best.
Now, my little valentine,
Would you prove your love is mine?
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
never gonna give you up,
never gonna let you down,
never gonna turn around,
and hurt you.
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
Hey baby, I'm like a Rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
o my dearest -xDarkLove,
Roses are Red,
Candle Light Flickers,
After the Meal,
Its off with the Knickers.
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
Some psychologists argue that we fall in love with someone who is similar to the parent with whom we have unresolved childhood issues, unaware we are seeking to resolve this childhood relationship in adulthood. The more you know.
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
Dinner, Dinner on the floor
You are what I'm striving for
I rub my d**k and think of you
Yes, I get turned on by food
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You better start running,
Because I'm about to rape you.
Love,
Mistress Rape
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
rose are red
something blue
I am hung
just for you
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
Valentine treasures are people who
have often crossed your mind,
family, friends and others, too,
who in your life have shined
the warmth of love or a spark of light
that makes you remember them;
no matter how long since you’ve actually met,
each one is a luminous gem,
who gleams and glows in your memory,
bringing special pleasures,
and that’s why this Valentine comes to you:
You’re one of those sparkling treasures!
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
I lay awake at night.
Thinking of your beautiful face.
I long for you.
I yurn for your love and passion.
As I sit in a stool and watch you sleep from afar,
I brush my gentle had against your rosey cheeks and kiss you a farewell. For I shall see you again my love,
I will still yurn for your touch,
I will still watch you lay your head to rest in these long cold nights,
I shall watch you.
I shall touch you.
But you shall not awake.
Sincerely,
PROWLER
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
Charmanders are red.
Squirtles are blue.
If you were a pokemon, I’d choose you.
Your smile is stronger than a hyperbeam.
Like Jesse and James, we’d make a great team.
I’ll stay by your side like Pikachu and Ash,
and I’ll love you more than a level 80 Rapidash.
You’re more legendary than a Zapdos, Entei or Mew.
But out of all the 649, I choose you ♥
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
Underneath your window
I watch you brush your teeth
Dreaming those clean white pearlies
Will drag along my sheath
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
Id like to take off your rainbows shorts!
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
From your head to your toes.
You're stylin'!
I want dem cheekbones.
You look like Victoria Justice.
Mixed with Michael Jackson.
-Neighborhood Lover
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
Can I read your t-shirt in brail?
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
To my dearest -xDarkLove,
Roses are Red
Violets Are Violet
Lets go to my bedroom
with none of the lights lit.
XOXO,
C/O Cupid
