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Shoodn't you be sleep now?!?! |
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why are my journals so lame and have irrelevant names?
 Yamiseth · Tue May 29, 2007 @ 05:42am · 0 Comments |
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Yamiseth · Wed May 23, 2007 @ 02:34am · 1 Comments |
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Yamiseth · Tue May 22, 2007 @ 10:57pm · 0 Comments |
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i saw dis wuz liek lmaowdfzorzftwffsroflol!!! |
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Yamiseth · Mon Jun 19, 2006 @ 04:28am · 1 Comments |
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this entry is nameless cus i hate it..it TALked bout my mom! |
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I was walkin down the street rawght... and this noob toally comes up to me.. and he's liek.. hey nub i owned jur mum.. of coors i wuzent gonna take that so eye liek toally went hard on him.. i was liek lmao i thawt i saw ur mum on teh corner sellin of nub items to the vendor for only 1 copper... omg das right i just pwned u son..
so he ran off crying like the gay noob he was... and his mom...
true story.. YES IT IS!! WDF why wouldnt it be!?!? i just lie like that!?!?! NO!!! aghhhhhh
Yamiseth · Sun Jun 11, 2006 @ 08:22pm · 0 Comments |
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tale of a gay man.. NO NOT ME, GTFO! |
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there was once a gay man.. he was so gay... that when people walked by.. they're like.. "Hey gay guy.. how come you're so gay?"
FIN
Yamiseth · Sun Jun 11, 2006 @ 07:18pm · 0 Comments |
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READ
!!!!!!!!!!!Cows are cool
!!!!!!!!!!!!Cows like poo
but dont smell like poo
!!!!!!!but they cant cook
!!!!!!!goes laugh like heh
!!!!!!cows know kung foo
cows put on a good show
!!!!!!!!Cows are really cool
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cows like poo
!!!!!theres a cow named jon
i want to be in the cow gang
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COWs say hi
cows sing a good song
!!!!!!cows can really go
!!!!!cows are really hot
cows are like a toy
!cows are not mofo
!!!!!cows say achuu
!!!!!!!cows are super
!!!cows cant you see
!!!cows like the numa
!!!!cows should be fed
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cows say hi
!!!!!!!!!!!cows be heedin
cows know how to hang
!!!!!!!!!!cows go tra la la
cows are the coolest fab
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cows are coo
!!!!!!!!cows are hit the fuu
!!!!!!!cows give rata tat tat
!get a cow clock
!!!!!!cows go boo
!!cows know how
!cows really pwnz
Now read the last letter in each line
Yamiseth · Fri Apr 14, 2006 @ 12:32am · 2 Comments |
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