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It was a fine morning in Barton Town. Ian was about to open his shop and Lanzer was trying to clear out the glitches in the new Battle System Demo. Then suddenly, Ian turns around and *BOOM*. Ian banged right into Lanzer and they landed with a *THUMP THUMP*.
Ian: Well Hello there! Back for more shopping?
Lanzer: Nope, I'm late, running out of time!
Ian: Well I'll be! Is that the new Battle System Demo?
Lanzer: Why yes, it is! You must read the newspapers a lot!
Ian: No, my cat told me all about it, he watches too much TV, but he refuses to wear his glasses when customers pass by. He's a horrible salesman.
Lanzer: I see. Well, not being curious or anything, this is my first time meeting you, so who have you ALWAYS wanted to meet?
Ian: Well, I have always wanted to see a Zurg face-to-face.
Lanzer: No, No, you would not, they are very ugly, but don't tell the mothership that. I'm dating her, I was able to do some face changes with my Porta-Surgeon. She would hate me if she heard! Oh, but I have always wanted to meet Vanessa, she wrote me a nice little note once, but I was late for work so I didn't see her.
Ian: Oh really? She lives in the next town! I'll drive you there in my Mini-UFO.
Lanzer: Okay! Let's go!
As they were taking off, Lanzer saw something amazing.
Lanzer: STOP! LOOK! IT'S LINDSAY LOHAN! LET'S GO SEE!
Ian: WOW! SHE GOT MORE PLASTIC SURGERY!
They began to walk up to her, but she walked away. They decided to hover towards her.
Lindsay: Are you guys StAlKiNg me?
Lanzer: Hmmm, I couldn't read that, did you ask to sign our shirts? Sure! Sign right here! *Points*
Ian: And here! *Points*
Lindsay: OH FINE! *Sign Sign* There, now go away!
Lanzer: Wow! She signed my @$$ pocket! I will forever treasure these jeans!
Ian: LOOK IT'S THE MOTHERSHIP! SHE LOOKS ANGRY!
Mothership: LANZER!?! DID YOU INSULT MY CHILDREN AGAIN?
Lanzer: Um...No...GOT TO GO!
Mothership: 07! 08! GET 'EM!
*Beep Beep* Oh, I see our transmission is breakin' up. Looks like my story has to end! See you all next time!
Ian: WAIT! I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU ABOUT THE TIME THAT STUPID CAT RUFUS RIPPED UP ALL THE STARTER ITEMS!
There's always next time Ian...OH DARN IT! I HAVE TO RE-END THIS THING AGAIN! Oh what the heck, *Beep Beep* There goes the radio again, that's all for now folks! B...y...e.....*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
 The Chicken Princess · Mon Jan 15, 2007 @ 11:04pm · 0 Comments |
