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"[Maryland is] America in miniature. There is basically nothing in America that won't also be found in maryland. we have the rich and the poor, farmland, beaches, cities, oceans, and bays, republicans and democrats, anything you name it. We have the orioles and the ravens who kick butt most of the time. Baltimore, which might as well be the capital, is the stronghold of Maryland. in Baltimore you will notice an accent that is different from the rest of the people in maryland cause yes we do say stuff like 'wooder' instead of water. o yea, and if you live in Maryland and don't eat the famous crabs, you are considered to be weird. in short, maryland is the best state to live in if you want to experience America."
Whomever wrote this quote is awkwardly correct. Maryland is an awkward little state, but it really does have everything. We have the poor, and not the nice kind of poor either. The kind of poor who drive there automated wheel chairs in the middle of the road at midnight and fall asleep there. We have the rich, the snotty ones who live up in Howard county and some scattered by the edge of the city. We have farmland when you go up towards Pennsylvania you began to see farm after farm, and then just open land, I kind of want to run through there once it truly is beautiful in that area. We have Beaches, and Oceans.. Ocean city which Marylander's always dis that place because it sucks, but It really is nice to drive a few hours and just be there, the boardwalk and the hot sand in September and August against your feet. It's nice.
We also have the Baltimore Harbor.. which is home to the National Aquarium and Science Center also a few haunted ships. S.S constellation I believe, is a great place to have the s**t scared out of you.. I got to sleep overnight in the cabin it was eerie There was blood on my cot. The Harbor is also home to Otacon A large a** anime Convention.
The City is the main hustle and bustle of Maryland though, Baltimore in general is extremely ghetto, with two of the top 5 murder rates in the country. But the city in different areas is nice. There is the dog park that spans about a mile around this giant pond, were the SPCA walk is held. The court were you can find the book festival that is based around the gigantic statue that stands about 20 ft tall, and if you sit on the base you get a good view of charm city. The streets that lead to MICA, were you can find Art Scape every year in summer.
On the coast towards north-west You can find Calvert Cliffs, a glorious 3 mile hike that takes you back millions of years to the Jurassic period, you walk past a cesspool filled with ancient trees (its way cooler then it sounds). Then you end at a beach were you can notice the sides of the cliffs corroding away from years of weathering, you can also check out the beach which basically contains billions of fossils, with the occasional find of Megalodon tooth. Megalodon is a type of shark from prehistoria, It was ******** huge. The teeth can easily be as big or bigger then your head. It feels ******** great when you find that in the ground.
Another great thing is Ellicott city, which is a small kind of homey town area that is very old fashioned it looks like its era is about 1930-1950's, It's nice to just walk around there for hours and feel safe. If you turn before you hit the city, you go by the "Creepy collage" as tourists call it; locals have named it Hell House. A old collage that was burned down only ruins left standing, People say the insides of the ruin is scattered with the history of satanic rituals and drug labs. I don't believe it, but I have never been inside it before. Hell House sits near the middle of Haunted Ellicott city. If you go past Hell House you hit what use to be seven hills. Seven Hills is some of the roughest terrain with some of the sharpest turns and no barriers,one wrong turn and your dead; A bunch of idiot teenagers try it every few years.. someone always dies; ******** dumbass's.
I really don't give Maryland the credit it deserves I hate it here, but it really is a descent area, Maryland is just a cesspool of awkward...
The only reasons to hate Maryland/ Marylanders:
~A good amount of us, are country people
~All teenagers are annoying and disrespectful
~We don't like gays, but 3/4 of us are gay, bisexual, or trannys
~We haven't passed the gay marriage bill *cough*cough* BECAUSE WE ALL JUST HATE GAYS, republicans *cough*cough*
~Large amount of Crime
~ A lot of us are Democrats
~ We are very opinionated
~We all believe in the paranormal; and just about everyplace has a few stories to it.
P.s. Maryland just sounds like a boring state; you just have to be super active to get any joy out of it.
SONG OF THE DAY: The Scene Is Dead, Long Live The Scene- Cobra Starship
CHECK OUT HELL HOUSE/ CREEPY COLLAGE: http://hellhouse.ellicottcity.net/
Any other places you want the websites too, just ask.
p.s. IF THESE ************** STINKBUGS DON'T GET THE **** OUT OF MY ROOM, I SWEAR.
P.s. I don't say wooder I say Water... Haters, it's barely even an accent ....I hope o.o
 ii-x-AdorkablePsycho-x-ii · Thu Mar 31, 2011 @ 03:10am · 0 Comments |
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