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Ok, so today I went home sick. I was laying on the couch and my cat was laying on my stomach. I was almost asleep when all of a sudden she gets up and runs past my head, scratching my neck. Then some lunatic starts banging on the door screaming "Delivery!"

I peek out the window and see a Pizza Hut car parked in front of my house. I was like "What kinda lunatic orders pizza at 2 in the afternoon." So I go hide in my room. Five minutes later, he finally stops banging and screaming. I come out of my room and check if he's gone. He was. So I layed back down, and started falling asleep.

Two minutes later, the god forsaken banging pizza person comes back. I was thinking get a clue! No ones home. Well his round of banging was shorter than the first and he left. I checked to make sure he was gone.

Then I started falling asleep yet again. BUT! The phone started ringing and I look to see who it is and its Pizza Hut. I took the phone and hurled it across the room. They left a message. I called my mom and told her what happened, so she called Pizza Hut to say that no one ordered a pizza and bitched them out for disturbing my sleep. I am sick for crying out loud! I don't want no pizza. What I want is for me to get better, my neck to stop bleeding, and Obama to beat Clinton.