man today was such a bummer man,first man to not eat cake anymore was me.want me to tell you why?its all because of my so called "bad manners".but ill tell you the whole story one day at a time.
Day 1
today was going okay until my friends came over to bother me about why i wasnt on xbox LIVE last night.when you have a girlfriend over then you dont show her that you got like the top gamer score in the country.dont you talk about the relationship or something?anyways when they came over all five of them dragged me to a gay looking restaurant.but before i went in i saw a giant cake right out the window!so of course i ran in and tried to eat it.but that was my big mistake.a cook slapped my hand and i guess started cussing at me in french for almost messing up his masterpiece.after i cooled down and the cook left me alone i went to go find my friends.they were already at a table waiting for me.when i sat down i say the cake again and tried to calm myself.BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IT WAS HUGE AND LOOKED LIKE IT HAD 100 FLAVORS.but i sat still to refrain from being yelling at by a cook.our waittress came and she was a hot looking russian.when she got our order she slipped something in the back of my collar shirt. it was her number!i kept it to myself and continued on at the table.after we got done eating we left a .50 cents tip but i boosted it up with a 5 dollar bill.when we left the exact cook pointed at me along with the police behind my back and yelled CAKE KILLER.totally clueless the police arrested me and told me im never ever eating cake ever again.WTF.
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