"Dashing through Hell's flames, on a fire-powered sleigh~ Through the sky we go, PADORU PADORU!"
"The ******** are y'doin' now, Hat? Don't go screwin' 'round, y'hear? I don't need Luce knockin' my door down 'cause yer celebratin' Christmas in Hell."
The millenia old tsukimogami that has attached itself to a swanky hat.
The belligerent warden of Hell with a perpetual frown.
With a donation of an infinite-firepower sleigh from that feisty salamander Xaphan/Philotheos, they're ready to make their extra-fast conquest of the surface world!
For now, they've cast aside their usual roles in life to serve as Santas for this year. Well, only "Hat" seems to be enthusiastic about it. Endymion seems to be just as begrudging as ever.
In any case, both warden and hat fulfill their duties this year. Hat (dressed as some bastardised hybrid of a reindeer and Santa Claus) sweeps down on the good children of the surface world, bringing delight to their hearts through giving them rare and fun treasures. Sure, this may involve a bit of scaring and roughhousing, but all is forgiven once those good boys and girls tear open their wondrous gifts.
"It's a special gift from the Underworld! So don't go losing them, okie dokie? >u<"
On the other hand, Endymion (off screen) is a, as the Hat puts it, "bad Santa". Making his list, checking it twice, he's punishing those who haven't been nice. After all, the screams of depraved sinners improves their status as fuel for Hell's fires. Those whose sins aren't as grave as the human kindling shouldn't breathe a sigh of relief though. A sack full of torture implements in place of gifts hauled over his shoulder, he relentlessly pursues and punishes "wicked" humans with his characteristic rigour.
In that case, he's just doing what he usually does, just in a different environment.
"Where d'ya think yer goin', b*****d? Think I'm goin' t' be all holly-jolly 'cause it's Christmas? You ********' arschgeige, I don't get holidays."
An U-N Owen Factor · Wed Dec 19, 2018 @ 08:18am · 0 Comments |