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ANGRY DRUNK TARD: OKAY I ADDED YOU.
FreakF52: Kay' D:
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: biggrin biggrin biggrin
FreakF52: Oh so it's like that? D:<
Oh so it's like that? D:<
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: lol
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: like what?
FreakF52: I pay the bills too. ]:
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Buying stamps is not paying bills.
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: You could at least take me out to dinner once in a while! ;o;
FreakF52: Why, when you could just make me a sandwich? biggrin
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: lol sexist
FreakF52: While I watch football with the guy.
FreakF52: And drink.
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: *SOB*
FreakF52: And play golf. biggrin
FreakF52: And you can clean up my mess.
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: The next time you bring your poker buddies over I'm going to put poison in their drinks
FreakF52: D:
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: And they'll all choke and be like WTF! FREAK'SS MAN WIFE HAS SET US UP
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: and they'll never come over again!
FreakF52: ;-;
FreakF52: Then I'll kill your book club members. D<
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: DX
FreakF52: Anf maybe I'll fire the pool boy! D:<
FreakF52: And*
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: OH YOU'RE SO MEAN!
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: crying
FreakF52: I know. biggrin

FreakF52: It's great.
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: XP
FreakF52: People get mad at me when I say Hitler is my idol. ]:
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: lol
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: A lot of prople can't think for themselves
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: people*
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Which is unfortunate
FreakF52: Indeed.
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: My ankle itches.
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Yeah, you needed to know that. D:
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: And I have to get going to work. <O
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: er... >O
FreakF52: Haha work.
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Yeah -_-
FreakF52: I can't work. =D
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: WHY THE HELL NOT
FreakF52: Too young ;-;
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Bah!
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: That's hogwash!
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Why...
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: There's children 3x less than your age who are assembling sneakers right at this very moment
FreakF52: I know they are so lucky. ;-;
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: XD
FreakF52: Damn you America. D:

ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Work sucks, seriously. Don't do it. Find a rich guy that likes Hitler and marry him right away.
FreakF52: Everyone says I'm going to marry a rich guy because i like money. =D
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: lol
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Then you're already one step ahead
FreakF52: I guess.
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Well it's either that or get a mail order bride. And well... who's what you might get. /gonk
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: who knows*
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: I CAN TYPE
FreakF52: RLY?

ANGRY DRUNK TARD: 4 RILLS
FreakF52: U R TRIPPIN
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Everybody in the club get tipsy.
FreakF52: Tips are for drunk drivers.
FreakF52: And old people.
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Well g2g. ;o; It was nice talking to you. For me anyway. You were probably like, GOD WTF THIS FGT MUST WANNA RP N s**t
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Old people?
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Old drunk people?
FreakF52: Yes
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Huh. D: Didn't know.
FreakF52: the people you have to sit by on the bus biggrin
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: lol bus
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: You mean those people I speed by and scream at
FreakF52: Unless you sit by the hookers....
FreakF52: Yes them.
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Ah well. IDK if they're tip worthy. Some of those characters are a complete nuisance
FreakF52: That's the whole joy of going on the bus!
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: XD
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: True
FreakF52: You get to meet people you can't find outside biggrin
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: lol When you put it like that, it's really true. I guess in a way I actually do miss the bums and elderly that rode on the bus or train with me.
FreakF52: Sometimes I have to stand up, then I fall on people. cool
FreakF52: It's bonding. =D
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Sexy XD
FreakF52: Then the driver is all "GTFO! D:<" Cause he's fat and his wife cheats on him and his kids have no life.
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: What a loser.
FreakF52: I know.
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: He's probably gay. Gay for the taxi men he can never have.
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: The ones that drive by and shout PRAISE ALLAH
FreakF52: xD
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: And he thinks to himself, their beards are so dreamy
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: idk wtf I'm talking about anymore
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: BUT YEAH. I gotta go, less I be docked and fired. :O
FreakF52: What's your job? O:
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: I EAT POKEMONS
FreakF52: WTF No ]:
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: And carpentry. It's hammer time
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: !*
FreakF52: Haha when i get my job it's gonna pay more. cool
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: hehehe
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: But will you like it?
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: eh? EH?!?
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Probably
FreakF52: Well duh. =/
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: XD
FreakF52: I'll be an actress and you'll be all " Omgrly I knew her on the internet. O="
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: lol
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: I should save this
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: And blackmail you
FreakF52: Right...
FreakF52: I know you just want to sell it on eBay, don't hide it.
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Nah, you've got me all wrong
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: That's what your trash is for!
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Banana peels! 2 for $20
FreakF52: I hate bananas
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: UM
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: ZEBRA CAKES! 4 for $50
FreakF52: If you're lucky you'll find old socks and some throw up. =D
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: lol
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: yum
FreakF52: It doesn't taste that great.
FreakF52: Ive tried it. =/
FreakF52: Too sour.
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Well sorry to IM and run, but...that's what I gotta do. I'm late. I'm late. For a very stupid rate. No time to say hello, goodbye, I'm late I'm late I'm late
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: It just needs more sugar and milk
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Trust me ;D
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: I'll talk to you again, ja? I hope so
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: Get some rest
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: And do the damn dishes!
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: BYE BYE!
FreakF52: It's only 2:45 am b***h please. D;
FreakF52: Bye
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: lol
ANGRY DRUNK TARD: bye