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i don't want to believe it I don't want to believe it What they are telling me That you went and killed yourself Sliting your wrists Letting the blood stain the carpet In deep crimson stains Letting us all know forever How you killed yourself Letting a stain forever In our hearts and minds I can't believe That you left me stranded here Alone and depressed To go on in my life without you here Will be the hardest thib i can do I'd love you so much It hurts that you would do this That you decided life wasn't worth living Even though it meant leaving me Here alone without you To always wish that you were here To have to greive here death And to wish I'd deid in your place You only left me with our memories of being together You buried and destroyed everything else But the thing i don't understand is why you left me here alone Why wasn't I good enough To make you want to stay To make you want to live And be with me You never gave me the chance The chance to change your mind And to prove to you life was worth living To say that i love you To even say good bye Now it doesn't matter You can't hear me Your gone now So i doesn't matter what i say There is nothing i can do I can't change the past Even if i want to All i can do Is move on And keep you in my heart and mind All i can do now id move on And try to love again No one can ever take your place on my heart Because i love you Even though you didn't love me enough to want to live
angelicdemonn2.0 · Wed Oct 04, 2006 @ 01:44am · 0 Comments |
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This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries
angelicdemonn2.0 · Wed Sep 27, 2006 @ 12:27am · 0 Comments |
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[_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _
[_] give me your screenname? __________________
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] go to dinner with me?
[_] let me drive you somewhere?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] buy me a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
D0 Y0U...
[_] think im hott?
[_] think im cute?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_] want to be my bf/gf?
[ ] want to ******** me?
AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about hooking up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished I were there?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
ARE Y0U...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] thinking about me?
[_] interested in dating me?
[_] going to repost this
angelicdemonn2.0 · Wed Aug 30, 2006 @ 02:43am · 3 Comments |
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8. (Don' t Fear) The Reaper
[Lyrics by Donald Roeser] [Arranged by HIM]
All our times have come Here but now they're gone Seasons don't fear the reaper Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain We can be like they are
Come on baby... Don't fear the Reaper Baby take my hand... Don't fear the Reaper We'll be able to fly... Don't fear the Reaper Baby I'm your man...
Valentine is done Here but now they're gone Romeo and Juliet Are together in eternity... Romeo and Juliet
40,000 men and women everyday... Like Romeo and Juliet 40,000 men and women everyday... Redefine happiness Another 40,000 coming everyday...We can be like they are
Come on baby... Don't fear the Reaper Baby take my hand... Don't fear the Reaper We'll be able to fly... Don't fear the Reaper Baby I'm your man...
Love of two is one Here but now they're gone Came the last night of sadness And it was clear she couldn't go on Then the door was open and the wind appeared The candles blew then disappeared The curtains flew then he appeared Saying don't be afraid
Come on baby... And she had no fear And she ran to him... Then they started to fly They looked backward and said goodbye She had become like they are She had taken his hand She had become like they are
Come on baby...don't fear the reaper
angelicdemonn2.0 · Sat Aug 05, 2006 @ 03:01am · 0 Comments |
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i love you i hate you {not done} |
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I love you I hate you i wanna be with you but i cant stand to be around you you intoxcate me and revolt me your rude,arragont, self centered yet i love you i hate you i love you i wanna kill you i wanna kisses you yo use to be cool but now your a fool i want you out of my life now leave get out i dont need you in my life if your going to hurt me cause me pain and break my heart i dont need you so leave the doors right there go get out of her i dont need you in my life even though i love you
angelicdemonn2.0 · Sat Aug 05, 2006 @ 01:09am · 0 Comments |
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What if I
[1] I committed suicide: [2] I said I liked you: [3] I kissed you: [4] I lived next door to you: [5] I started smoking: [6] I stole something: [7] I was hospitalized: [8] I ran away from home: [9] I got into a fight and you weren't there:
What do you think about my:
[1] Personality: [2] Mannerisms: [3] Style: [4] INSANE USE OF "teh,cool,(any other elite-speak)"?!?!?! :
Other:
[1] Who are you? [2] Are we friends? [3] When and how did we meet? [4] How have I affected you? [5] What do you think of me? [6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? [7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? [8] Do you love me? [9] Have I ever hurt you? [10] Would you hug me? [11] Would you kiss me? [12] Would you ******** me? [13] Would you marry me? [14] Would you hit me? [15] Do you wish I was cooler? [16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? [17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. [18] Am I loveable? [19] How long have you known me? [20] Describe me in one word. [21] What was your first impression? [22] Do you still think that way about me now? [23] What do you think my weakness is? [24] Do you think I'll get married? [25] What about me makes you happy? [26] What about me makes you sad? [27] What reminds you of me? [28] What's something you would change about me? [29] How well do you know me? [30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? [31] Do you think I would kill someone? [32] Are we close? [33] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
angelicdemonn2.0 · Sun Jul 16, 2006 @ 05:47pm · 3 Comments |
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People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know a*****e, you frigging pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here a*****e!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
angelicdemonn2.0 · Fri Jun 23, 2006 @ 02:44am · 1 Comments |
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Funny Instructions
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
angelicdemonn2.0 · Fri Jun 23, 2006 @ 02:34am · 4 Comments |
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