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I`VE DONE 24 STUPID THINGS OUT OF 36"
The more [X]'s the dumber your are.

18 or lower means you're not stupid.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then
people gave you weird looks.
So far:4

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
So far:8

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You've never seen the Matrix.
[x] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 11

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far:15

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[x]People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] you use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 19

[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
So far:21

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
So far: 21

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 23

[x] When you're laying , you try to find pictures in the
texture of the ceiling
[what?] The word "umm" is used many time in beds a day.
So far: 24

i am so retarded

me: sebfeidrngortd
me: wtf
me: dude
me: i saw the ex singer of underoath
me: and im too effing retarded to know it
me: until now
me: wtf
me: ah
me: ah
me: wtf
RICKY: huh
me: i said something totally dumb to him too
me: ugh i feel so stupid now
RICKY: wat
RICKY: wait wat
RICKY: ummmmmmmmkkkkkkk
me: omg
me: im like freaking out
me: srsly
RICKY: wat happened
RICKY: calm down talk to me
me: ok
me: i saw a band
me: and said something totally dumb to the singer
me: turns out
me: the singer is the old singer of underoath
me: from when they were heavier
me: so now
me: what i said got dumber by like 436589639766897565864
RICKY: wat
RICKY: why
me: because he was the freaking singer of freaking underoath