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Hey!
Shamefully posting for gold I'm afraid!
Sometime I'll post properly!
Merry Christmas everyone!
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 Sunshine_sparkle · Sat Dec 22, 2007 @ 04:35pm · 0 Comments |
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Mine and Thea's amusing rp!! |
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Well basically, me and Liz were RPing in the guild tavern, and it got quite amusing, so I thought I'd post it here, so it could be eternally remembered xp
Background: Thea's found out she was pregnant because her friend Diarmuid got very drunk and told this witch that he loved Thea and so the witch made her pregnant. But it can only be undone if both people don't love eachother, and he loves her. So she has to come up with another solution.....*dun dun derrrr*
A man dressed in jeans and a dark blue plain top walked out of the kitchen. His long black hair brushed his knees as he walked, brown eyes stared out of a tanned face. He wasn't very muscular and was medium height. His voice was deep as he replied. "Morning Katalia... want some coffee?"
Katalia looked at the man quizically.
Was she hallucinating? How did he know her name?
"Umm...I'm sorry...but...Do I know you?" she asked, her voice confused.
"I can't be pregnant if I'm a guy..." Thea explained, looking at Kat like she was a little slow this morning.
"Pregnant? Well of course you can't!" Katalia cried out "Point out the obvious why don't you. Who are you?"
She probably would have been able to make the connection, but in her tired state, she couldn't really think properly.
"Morning Katalia..." Thea's voice came from the man's mouth.
"Thea?" Katalia's eyes widened and the truth finally came to her.
"Oh no..." she cried "Thea!!!! SOME MAN'S EATEN YOUUU" she tried to keep a straight face but soon she was collapsing into giggles.
"Oh Thea...If you wanted to feel manly, you should have just done some DIY or something, not go the whole hog and switch into one.." she joked, a twinkle in her eye.
Thea smirked. "But this means I can't be pregnant... PROBLEM SOLVED! I wonder what Jonas will think..." she shrugged.
"Don't rejoice too soon...!" A high, angry voice came from the stairs.
"Well surely you are still pregnant, despite now being a man" Katalia tried to supress a giggle "So-" she stopped hearing the voice "Oh no...." she sighed and turned to the stairs "What now?"
"I'm not going to see her, BUT I WILL KILL HER!" Diarmuid's voice became higher as his rage took over. "I have breasts dammit! I AM A FREAKING GUY!"
Katalia called up to him sweetly "Don't worry, a lot of guys have moobs! You see it all the time...never noticed you had any though....you're too skinny..."
"Sure you're not just being paranoid?" she spoke again, grinning at Thea as she did so.
"I never thought men were self-conscious" she whispered to Thea "But then, you'd know wouldn't you" Another giggle.
"I'm not but he sounds mad at me..." Thea looked confused.
Diarmuid, wearing a pink dress with a high neckline and long blond hair came down the stairs, looking beautiful and girly, and more feminine. He ruined the look but scowling. "I'm going to kill you, Thea!"
Katalia collapsed into laughter.
She couldn't help it, the image of Diarmuid as a girl, with blonde flowing hair, a PINK dress, and breasts was so funny that soon tears of laughter were flowing from her eyes.
"Oh..My...God" she managed to gasp between giggles, her eyes streaming, her chest aching.
She knew it probably wasn't the most sensitive reaction but she couldn't help it. With this thought in mind, she managed to redeem herself- slightly.
"I'm so sorry" she said, struggling not to laugh and failing yet again.
"You just look so pretty" she cried out, then shook with giggles once more.
Thea began laughing as well, it sounded strange in her new manly voice but still she giggled. "YOU COULD BE CALLED SHELIA NOW!" She smirked, referring to the advert where the guy wanted a name like Florence just so he could get Shelia's Wheels to cover his car insurance.
Diarmuid made motions like he'd dearly love to strangle her, yet he couldn't move too quick as there was a slight bulge in the dress, where his stomach was.
"SHELIA" Katalia cried out and laughed even harder.
Then she noticed the bulge "Wait a sec...." she said "You're not...pregnant are you?"
Looks like Thea's plan backfired....
"OH MY GOD! THEA'S A MAN, YOU'RE A GIRL, AND NOW THEA'S BABY WHICH YOU MANAGED TO CREATE VIA A WITCH IS IN YOU!" Katalia shouted, and although the problem hadn't been sorted, infact it had worsened the hilarity of the situation caused her to laugh even more.
"stop it" she gasped, clutching her stomach "It....hurts....too...much"
Thea tried to look apologetic but couldn't, she just kept laughing.
"Ahh" Katalia managed to say, putting on a wise voice and shaking her finger in a knowing gesture
"Now you shall face the consequences of your actions mister...I mean miss" another giggle "You have to face CHILDBIRTH!!!!"
This was followed by yet another giggling fit.
Thea went to Katalia and held her up, giggling uncontrollably herself. "You said it! Haha...!"
Diarmuid scowled then headed for the kitchen. "I'M EATING CHOCOLATE AND ICE CREAM! Anyone disturbs me and they DIE!"
"Hormones" Katalia managed to gasp, and then finally her laughter began to subside and she was left with streaming eyes and an aching stomach.
"Phew" she said, resting her arm on Thea's for support "I haven't laughed like that in a long time..."
She then remembered how Diarmuid had been nice to her the night before, when she had thrown herself at him and felt slightly sorry for him.
"I'll go check if he's ok.." she said quietly, her caring instinct taking over.
She wondered into the kitchen and over to Diarmuid. Just seeing him again caused another small giggle to escape her lips.
"Sorry" she cried, covering her mouth with her hand until she regained her composure, "Ummm" she began, walking over to where he was "Don't worry....I'm sure you can-" another giggle "Ahem. Change back"
"I don't have that power, choice or luxury... Thea doesn't want this baby..." he stroked his stomach tenderly, showing he did want it then stopped, looking horrified. "I've become a woman!"
Katalia, who had watched his tender display tried to fight laughter again, which caused her to make a funny, spluttering noise.
Of course this made her want to laugh even more.
"mmm" she said, coughing slightly to keep her voice sincere "Well...if you want a baby I'm sure you can have one with someone else later on.." she began then looked at his loving expression towards his bump "Or.." she added, "you could always stay as a woman and..."
She couldn't help it, the previous laughter had put her in a silly mood, and trying to be caring just wasn't working for her. She let out some escaped giggles once more and said, very fast "Sorry...I can't do this..." before running out the room and collapsing into a giggling heap on the sofa.
Thea watched Katalia and felt something very strange that made her blush brightly. "Um..." she ran upstairs.
Diarmuid smirked. "I'm not the only one who's going to find this hard..."
"Thea?" Katalia heaved herself off the sofa and followed her upstairs.
"You ok?" she asked "Look don't worry about the whole baby thing...yeah it's not gone but I'm sure we'll find another way.."
Thea shook her head and refused to look at her. "Not that..." she mumbled.
"What is it?" She asked, worried "and why won't you look at me....have I got something on my face?"
"Being a guy is so damned weird!" She whispered, shivering. "I mean I know you're pretty I knew before but this... I DON'T LIKE IT!"
Katalia laughed again "Oh dear...now this is one to tell the grandchildren...my best friend Thea turned herself into a guy to escape pregnancy and then she ended up feeling attracted to me"
She grinned at Thea, hoping to evoke some laughter but got no response, then still in her silly mood, pouted and fluttered her eyelashes at her.
Thea laughed and spoke before she thought about it. "Well hello pretty lady..." Somehow her voice was low, seductive.
"oh GOD" Katalia cried out, realising it was more serious then she thought.
"Never do that again....ever" she said, her eyes wide.
"Thea, you are a girl" she said strictly "A girl Ok?" her voice became slightly hysterical "Now stop thinking manly thoughts! You're married!"
"I didn't mean to do that!! I didn't want to sound like that! DAMN!!!" She sat on the floor. "I know I'm a girl but my body completely disagrees with me...!" she whimpered.
"hey its ok Fee" Katalia said gently and sat down next to her, without thinking, she put a comforting arm around Thea's shoulder.
"Maybe you should just-" she stopped realising that her arm was around Thea's and in Thea's new man-state it might not be the best idea, "s**t" she blurted out by accident and quickly removed her arm.
This was followed by a long, akward pause and then-
"Sorry. Forgot"
Thea smirked then shook her head violently. "Alright that's IT I'm going to be a girl again!" She tried to switch back but nothing happened.
Katalia waited and then after still nothing happened a puzzled expression formed on her face.
"Now...that's...odd..." she said, her voice sounding peculiar "Looks like-"
...she can't switch back..
"s**t!"
Lol, very amusing to write and read, thanks Liz!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx <3
Sunshine_sparkle · Sun Oct 28, 2007 @ 11:31pm · 3 Comments |
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Wooo, get this.
On Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:45 pm I had 907 gold, right?
Now on Mon Sept 3, 2007 12:44pm I have 50,017 gold!
eek
Sunshine_sparkle · Mon Sep 03, 2007 @ 12:46pm · 0 Comments |
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Well two bits of news!!
One, it was my birthday, so I'm now 16!! Woooo!
Two, I've got into my college, I got my results back:
English: A
English Lit: A
Maths: A (god knows how!)
History: A
Geography: A*
Science: A* A* (double GCSE)
Textiles: B
Drama: B
Spanish: A
Sunshine_sparkle · Tue Aug 28, 2007 @ 07:53pm · 0 Comments |
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Just a little note to say I'm going away today, back on Wednesday! (my birthday)
Love you all!
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Sunshine_sparkle · Sun Aug 19, 2007 @ 12:57pm · 0 Comments |
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