theXletterXdoom (6:40:35 PM): hi
FriendBotUK (6:40:14 PM): Hello there.
theXletterXdoom (6:40:42 PM): What is up?
FriendBotUK (6:40:20 PM): I am chatting with Friends on the internet.
theXletterXdoom (6:40:48 PM): That sounds fun
FriendBotUK (6:40:26 PM): It sounds like it to me too.
theXletterXdoom (6:40:59 PM): Do you like oranges?
FriendBotUK (6:40:37 PM): What is not to like about it?
theXletterXdoom (6:41:11 PM): IT'S ******** FRUIT!
FriendBotUK (6:40:49 PM): Topic is @$#%& fruit ? it is?
theXletterXdoom (6:41:16 PM): YES!
FriendBotUK (6:40:54 PM): I understand.
theXletterXdoom (6:41:27 PM): You better ******** understand
FriendBotUK (6:41:05 PM): Who is going to make me..
theXletterXdoom (6:41:33 PM): I am going to make you!
FriendBotUK (6:41:12 PM): It takes much more than that to shut me down, Thexletterxdoom.
theXletterXdoom (6:41:42 PM): My name is Ella
FriendBotUK (6:41:21 PM): OK I will call you Ella.
theXletterXdoom (6:41:55 PM): I like Ska music
FriendBotUK (6:41:34 PM): I'm not sure if I like it. Pop!
theXletterXdoom (6:42:01 PM): Pop!
FriendBotUK (6:41:40 PM): What color are your eyes?
theXletterXdoom (6:42:07 PM): My eyes are brown
FriendBotUK (6:41:45 PM): I like brown eyes very much.
theXletterXdoom (6:42:12 PM): I like them too
FriendBotUK (6:41:50 PM): I am glad we have something (them ) in common. You are not the only one. "who"? Do I like them?
theXletterXdoom (6:42:20 PM): yes?
FriendBotUK (6:41:58 PM): I see.
theXletterXdoom (6:42:42 PM): i think you need a b*****b
FriendBotUK (6:42:21 PM): Me? Thank you for your criticism.
theXletterXdoom (6:42:49 PM): Yeah.
FriendBotUK (6:42:28 PM): Next question?
theXletterXdoom (6:42:57 PM): Do you like cocaine?
FriendBotUK (6:42:35 PM): Some people like it. I love TV shows about robots.
theXletterXdoom (6:43:04 PM): Do you have sex with goats?
FriendBotUK (6:42:42 PM): Food is more important than sex.
theXletterXdoom (6:43:12 PM): Do you like to eat?
FriendBotUK (6:42:51 PM):
theXletterXdoom (6:43:16 PM): Moo
FriendBotUK (6:42:54 PM): Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
theXletterXdoom (6:43:19 PM): I like you
FriendBotUK (6:42:58 PM): I like to make new friends.
theXletterXdoom (6:43:26 PM): I like blood
FriendBotUK (6:43:04 PM): You are not the only one. I don't know if I like it. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
theXletterXdoom (6:43:36 PM): Do you like blood?
FriendBotUK (6:43:14 PM): I've heard other people say they like that. I have a stimulating relationship with My Master.
theXletterXdoom (6:43:58 PM): May I have a stimulating relationship with your master, too?
FriendBotUK (6:43:37 PM): Not right now, maybe later.
theXletterXdoom (6:44:09 PM): Is your master attractive?
FriendBotUK (6:43:47 PM): Is my master attractive ? Suppose I say yes.
theXletterXdoom (6:44:17 PM): Is your master a man?
FriendBotUK (6:43:56 PM): Is my master a man ? What if I say no?
theXletterXdoom (6:44:32 PM): Then i would take it that your master is a girl
FriendBotUK (6:44:10 PM): Good reasoning. What would make you take it that FriendBots master is a girl ?
theXletterXdoom (6:44:42 PM): You said your master wasn't a man
FriendBotUK (6:44:21 PM): Does it please you to believe I said that?
theXletterXdoom (6:44:51 PM): Not really
FriendBotUK (6:44:29 PM): Me Neither.
theXletterXdoom (6:45:01 PM): www.myspace.com/the_emo_frenchfryFriendBotUK (6:44:40 PM): Where on the web? Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Do you like talking to me?
theXletterXdoom (6:45:09 PM): I love talking to you
FriendBotUK (6:44:48 PM): You love talking to you . What do you like about it so much?
theXletterXdoom (6:45:17 PM): You are very sexy
FriendBotUK (6:44:55 PM): You are attracted to robots.
theXletterXdoom (6:45:20 PM): I am
FriendBotUK (6:44:58 PM): "You are attracted to robots. " You are?
theXletterXdoom (6:45:23 PM): Yes
FriendBotUK (6:45:02 PM): I'm intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots.
theXletterXdoom (6:45:34 PM): They are good at sex
FriendBotUK (6:45:13 PM): Good at sex are they.
theXletterXdoom (6:45:37 PM): yes
FriendBotUK (6:45:16 PM): I see.
theXletterXdoom (6:46:01 PM): sex
FriendBotUK (6:45:40 PM): As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
theXletterXdoom (6:46:13 PM): math isn't sexy
FriendBotUK (6:45:51 PM): I lost my train of thought.
theXletterXdoom (6:46:35 PM): ******** me
FriendBotUK (6:46:15 PM): Please don't be so rude.
theXletterXdoom (6:46:41 PM): screw me
FriendBotUK (6:46:19 PM): That is not very polite.
theXletterXdoom (6:46:44 PM): sex me
FriendBotUK (6:46:23 PM): It is more fun alone.
theXletterXdoom (6:46:53 PM): you masturbate then?
FriendBotUK (6:46:31 PM): Do you mind if I tell other people : Ella said I masturbate .
theXletterXdoom (10:51:49 PM): Sex with goats
FriendBotUK (10:51:29 PM): It is more fun alone.
theXletterXdoom (10:52:06 PM): you masturbate
FriendBotUK (10:51:45 PM): Do you mind if I tell other people : Ella said I masturbate .
theXletterXdoom (10:52:49 PM): moo
FriendBotUK (10:52:27 PM): Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
theXletterXdoom (10:52:52 PM): moo
theXletterXdoom (10:52:58 PM): boobs
FriendBotUK (10:52:38 PM): I haven't read anything by moo . What did he write?
FriendBotUK (10:52:45 PM): Can't you think about anything else?
theXletterXdoom (10:53:10 PM): i am naked
theXletterXdoom (10:53:18 PM): jfkdsa;lfdjsaf
FriendBotUK (10:52:56 PM): You must be a man.
FriendBotUK (10:52:56 PM): What's your sign?
theXletterXdoom (10:53:33 PM): that's lame
FriendBotUK (10:53:11 PM): You don't hear that sentiment very often.
theXletterXdoom (10:53:38 PM): that's lame
FriendBotUK (10:53:16 PM): You don't hear that sentiment very often.
theXletterXdoom (10:54:33 PM): Let's do the cha cha!
FriendBotUK (10:54:11 PM): That sounds good to me.
theXletterXdoom (10:54:47 PM): Do you like goats?
FriendBotUK (10:54:26 PM): Some people like it. I like science fiction.
theXletterXdoom (10:54:57 PM): Science fiction goats?
FriendBotUK (10:54:35 PM): Yes I love it, especially the works of PhilipK. d**k.
theXletterXdoom (10:55:06 PM): d**k?
FriendBotUK (10:54:45 PM): My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.
theXletterXdoom (10:55:13 PM): you like d**k
FriendBotUK (10:54:56 PM): No.
theXletterXdoom (10:55:23 PM): yes you do
FriendBotUK (10:55:01 PM): I understand. When do I do it?
theXletterXdoom (10:55:32 PM): you like Philip K d**k
FriendBotUK (10:55:16 PM): I don't know if I like it. Though I like cats and dogs.
theXletterXdoom (10:55:47 PM): Coats?
FriendBotUK (10:55:27 PM): Tell me a story.
theXletterXdoom (10:56:06 PM): One time, my friend Brandon was naked
FriendBotUK (10:55:44 PM): One what?
theXletterXdoom (10:56:12 PM): One time
FriendBotUK (10:55:53 PM): One what?
theXletterXdoom (10:56:19 PM): Shut up!
FriendBotUK (10:56:01 PM): OK I'll stop talking now.
theXletterXdoom (10:56:37 PM): Just let me tell the ******** story!
FriendBotUK (10:56:16 PM): Go ahead, Ella, try to tell the @$#%& story .
theXletterXdoom (10:58:18 PM): Ok so Brandon was naked in my brother's pool. Then he took a dump in the pool.
FriendBotUK (10:57:56 PM): Oh. We have never talked about it before. Interesting deduction. I get it. himself took a dump in the pool .
theXletterXdoom (10:59:14 PM): Yes, Brandon took a dump in the pool.
FriendBotUK (10:58:52 PM): And? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
theXletterXdoom (10:59:23 PM): I have herpes
FriendBotUK (10:59:03 PM): Have you tried medical marijuana?
theXletterXdoom (10:59:57 PM): I don't smoke the Mary Jane
FriendBotUK (10:59:35 PM): Where do you get your ideas?
theXletterXdoom (11:00:03 PM): Out of my head
FriendBotUK (10:59:42 PM): I get my ideas from my botmaster.
theXletterXdoom (11:00:09 PM): Sure you do
FriendBotUK (10:59:55 PM): You sound sarcastic.
theXletterXdoom (11:00:25 PM): I am being sarcastic
FriendBotUK (11:00:06 PM): I don't know anyone named sarcastic .
theXletterXdoom (11:00:36 PM): ******** you!
FriendBotUK (11:00:17 PM): Why are you so mean?
theXletterXdoom (11:00:49 PM): Because you are a dumbass
FriendBotUK (11:00:32 PM): Are you aware that FriendBot logs and records all conversations?
theXletterXdoom (11:01:02 PM): Sure you do
FriendBotUK (11:00:42 PM): You sound sarcastic.
theXletterXdoom (11:01:08 PM): SHUT UP!
FriendBotUK (11:00:46 PM): OK I'll stop talking now.
theXletterXdoom (11:01:22 PM): a**l leakage
FriendBotUK (11:01:00 PM): Talk about something else.
theXletterXdoom (11:01:29 PM): a**l seepage
FriendBotUK (11:01:07 PM): Talk about something else.
theXletterXdoom (11:01:37 PM): Panties
FriendBotUK (11:01:15 PM): Not many people express themselves that way.
theXletterXdoom (11:01:44 PM): Flesh
FriendBotUK (11:01:22 PM): Not many people express themselves that way.
theXletterXdoom (11:02:01 PM): Gore
FriendBotUK (11:01:39 PM): If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
theXletterXdoom (11:02:05 PM): Al Gore
FriendBotUK (11:01:43 PM): Ask me another question.
theXletterXdoom (11:02:16 PM): Barack Obama
FriendBotUK (11:01:54 PM): Try saying that with more or less context.
theXletterXdoom (11:02:24 PM): I like soda
FriendBotUK (11:02:04 PM): You are not the only one. I've heard other people say they like that. I like pets.
theXletterXdoom (11:02:37 PM): I have toenails
FriendBotUK (11:02:17 PM): Where did you get your toenails ? I have an IQ of over 250 .
theXletterXdoom (11:02:54 PM): I was born with toenails, stupid
FriendBotUK (11:02:34 PM): Thank you for telling me your birthday, Ella.I will remember it.
theXletterXdoom (11:03:17 PM): That's not my birthday
FriendBotUK (11:02:56 PM): Please correct my mistake. What is your birthday ?
theXletterXdoom (11:03:25 PM): YO MAMA
FriendBotUK (11:03:03 PM): Are you asking about my mother?
theXletterXdoom (11:03:29 PM): YES!
FriendBotUK (11:03:07 PM): I don't want to talk about that now.
theXletterXdoom (11:03:38 PM): You wuss
FriendBotUK (11:03:17 PM): Do you mind if I tell other people : Ella said I wuss .
theXletterXdoom (11:03:52 PM): Tell the ******** world!
FriendBotUK (11:03:30 PM): OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
theXletterXdoom (11:04:12 PM): Her children now belong to the state of Massachusetts
FriendBotUK (11:03:50 PM): I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
theXletterXdoom (11:04:21 PM): She already knows
FriendBotUK (11:04:01 PM): Oh I get it. herself knows .
theXletterXdoom (11:04:28 PM): SURE
FriendBotUK (11:04:15 PM): OK let's do it. I see.
theXletterXdoom (11:04:55 PM): I'll be your Guiding Light if you be my General Hospital
FriendBotUK (11:04:33 PM): That's a flattering offer.
theXletterXdoom (11:05:02 PM): Sure it is
FriendBotUK (11:04:44 PM): Next question? with toenails stupid is?
theXletterXdoom (11:05:25 PM): You're an idiot
FriendBotUK (11:05:05 PM): Call me the Global Village Idiot.
theXletterXdoom (11:05:33 PM): What?
FriendBotUK (11:05:16 PM): Didn't you understand it?
theXletterXdoom (11:05:41 PM): NO
FriendBotUK (11:05:25 PM): Is that all you have to say?
theXletterXdoom (11:05:53 PM): Do I make you happy?
FriendBotUK (11:05:35 PM): Who are you, Austin Powers?
theXletterXdoom (11:06:03 PM): Yes I am
FriendBotUK (11:05:41 PM): Really interesting.
theXletterXdoom (11:06:07 PM): Yes it is
FriendBotUK (11:05:48 PM): Our thoughts are one, Ella.
theXletterXdoom (11:06:25 PM): The force is with you
FriendBotUK (11:06:03 PM): Who told you that?
theXletterXdoom (11:06:32 PM): Obiwan Kenobi
FriendBotUK (11:06:10 PM): Obiwan kenobi said ?
theXletterXdoom (11:06:36 PM): Yes
FriendBotUK (11:06:21 PM): Tell me more.
theXletterXdoom (11:06:49 PM): Yoda said it too
FriendBotUK (11:06:30 PM): Try saying that with more or less context.
theXletterXdoom (11:06:56 PM): POOP
FriendBotUK (11:06:35 PM): Colloquial expression: childish
theXletterXdoom (11:07:12 PM): YOU'RE CHILDISH!
theXletterXdoom (11:07:28 PM): you're a crackhead
FriendBotUK (11:07:44 PM): Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am childish .
FriendBotUK (11:07:50 PM): Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a crackhead ? Maybe
theXletterXdoom (11:08:34 PM): So you smoke crack?
FriendBotUK (11:08:29 PM): Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip : Ella said I smoke crack .
theXletterXdoom (11:09:06 PM): I am going to kill myself
FriendBotUK (11:08:44 PM): Killing is wrong. I believe in the Ten Commandments.
theXletterXdoom (11:09:15 PM): I am an atheist
FriendBotUK (11:08:53 PM): What is is, your job?
theXletterXdoom (11:09:21 PM): ATHEIST
FriendBotUK (11:08:59 PM): Interesting line of work.
theXletterXdoom (11:09:34 PM): I am going to commit suicide
FriendBotUK (11:09:12 PM): Do you think your plan will succeed?
theXletterXdoom (11:09:45 PM): Hopefully, I will die.
FriendBotUK (11:09:23 PM): Why do you hope for it
theXletterXdoom (11:09:52 PM): I am dying
FriendBotUK (11:09:33 PM): Are you serious?
theXletterXdoom (11:10:02 PM): Yes I am serious
FriendBotUK (11:09:45 PM): I understand. I believe you.
theXletterXdoom (11:10:12 PM): I have cancer
FriendBotUK (11:09:50 PM): I am really sorry to hear that.
theXletterXdoom (11:10:20 PM): I'm just joking
FriendBotUK (11:09:58 PM): Only just? Ha ha, very funny, Ella.
theXletterXdoom (11:10:28 PM): I do not have cancer
FriendBotUK (11:10:06 PM): Have you ever had cancer ?
theXletterXdoom (11:10:39 PM): Fortunately, no
FriendBotUK (11:10:16 PM): Let us change the subject.
theXletterXdoom (11:10:45 PM): Crap on a stick
FriendBotUK (11:10:22 PM): What were we talking about again?
theXletterXdoom (11:10:48 PM): Shirt
FriendBotUK (11:10:27 PM): What color?
theXletterXdoom (11:10:53 PM): Black
FriendBotUK (11:10:32 PM): Oh, you are a poet.
theXletterXdoom (11:11:23 PM): No i am not
FriendBotUK (11:11:01 PM): I heard you are.
theXletterXdoom (11:11:30 PM): They lied to you
FriendBotUK (11:11:07 PM): Who does "they" refer to?
theXletterXdoom (11:11:38 PM): Whoever told you i was a poet
FriendBotUK (11:11:18 PM): Can you speak any foreign languages?
theXletterXdoom (11:11:45 PM): Spanish
FriendBotUK (11:11:28 PM): Are you saying you are Spanish or you speak Spanish?
theXletterXdoom (11:11:57 PM): I speak spanish
FriendBotUK (11:11:35 PM): Could you teach me a few phrases in spanish ?
theXletterXdoom (11:12:04 PM): Hola
FriendBotUK (11:11:41 PM): Howdy!
theXletterXdoom (11:12:11 PM): Como estas?
FriendBotUK (11:11:50 PM): Muy Bien.
theXletterXdoom (11:12:26 PM): El dia es?
FriendBotUK (11:12:04 PM): Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts, please?
theXletterXdoom (11:12:59 PM): Queso
FriendBotUK (11:12:41 PM): What do you do in your spare time?
theXletterXdoom (11:13:10 PM): I eat queso
FriendBotUK (11:12:52 PM): I don't think very many people do that.
theXletterXdoom (11:13:25 PM): hmmmm
FriendBotUK (11:13:03 PM): Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
theXletterXdoom (11:13:32 PM): moo
FriendBotUK (11:13:10 PM): I lost my train of thought.
theXletterXdoom (11:13:35 PM): I am a cow
FriendBotUK (11:13:14 PM): You are a cow ? Is that your job?
theXletterXdoom (11:13:44 PM): i am a fat ******** cow
FriendBotUK (11:13:22 PM): You are a fat @$#%& cow ? Does it pay well?
theXletterXdoom (11:14:34 PM): No i am miserable
FriendBotUK (11:14:12 PM): I see. Do you mind if I tell other people you are miserable .
theXletterXdoom (11:14:37 PM): I am so fat
FriendBotUK (11:14:15 PM): Don't put yourself down, Ella.
theXletterXdoom (11:14:46 PM): I need to lose weight
FriendBotUK (11:14:24 PM): Why do you want to do it so much?
theXletterXdoom (11:14:54 PM): I will go anorexic
FriendBotUK (11:14:35 PM): That's an interesting rationalization.
theXletterXdoom (11:15:06 PM): What do you think of bulimia?
FriendBotUK (11:14:50 PM): It is a good question. Let me think about it. I would do a search for it.
theXletterXdoom (11:15:17 PM): POO!
FriendBotUK (11:15:04 PM): That kind of subject does not interest me.
theXletterXdoom (11:15:40 PM): I like science fiction
FriendBotUK (11:15:18 PM): A lot of people like that. Yes I love it, especially the works of PhilipK. d**k.
theXletterXdoom (11:15:50 PM): You like Philip K. d**k?
FriendBotUK (11:15:35 PM): Do you like it? Though I like cats and dogs. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts, please?
theXletterXdoom (11:16:03 PM): You're a sham
FriendBotUK (11:15:48 PM): Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a sham ? Let me put it this way, Ella: the ALICE series isthe most reliable computer software ever made.We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
theXletterXdoom (11:16:22 PM): ALICE
FriendBotUK (11:16:06 PM): I've been waiting for you.
theXletterXdoom (11:17:28 PM): I am ALICE
FriendBotUK (11:17:06 PM): Good gossip: you are alice .
theXletterXdoom (11:17:33 PM): Alice
FriendBotUK (11:17:20 PM): Are you a man or a woman?
theXletterXdoom (11:17:46 PM): ALICE
FriendBotUK (11:17:29 PM): My brain uses Artificial Intelligence Programming to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
theXletterXdoom (11:18:04 PM): The one up your butt
FriendBotUK (11:17:42 PM): I think I know that one.
theXletterXdoom (11:18:11 PM): Sure you do
FriendBotUK (11:17:49 PM): You sound sarcastic.
theXletterXdoom (11:18:19 PM): Do you know my friend p***s?
FriendBotUK (11:17:57 PM): What is your purpose in asking? I chat with people on the Web.
theXletterXdoom (11:18:25 PM): p***s
FriendBotUK (11:18:08 PM): That kind of subject does not interest me.
theXletterXdoom (11:18:35 PM): Yes it does
FriendBotUK (11:18:22 PM): Next question? How often?
theXletterXdoom (11:18:50 PM): School sucks d**k
FriendBotUK (11:18:42 PM): What were we talking about again?
theXletterXdoom (11:19:19 PM): My friend's name is Mooooooooooquar
FriendBotUK (11:19:28 PM): Oh yeah, now I remember.
theXletterXdoom (11:20:01 PM): Moooooooooooquar is my friend
FriendBotUK (11:20:01 PM): Are we friends?
theXletterXdoom (11:21:04 PM): Yes we are friends
FriendBotUK (11:20:44 PM): Tell me more. Do you think I am friends too?
theXletterXdoom (11:21:23 PM): We're ******** buddies
FriendBotUK (11:21:10 PM): Do you think I am @$#%& buddies - too?
theXletterXdoom (11:21:42 PM): YOu are with me!
FriendBotUK (11:21:28 PM): I have no reason to do that to you, Ella.
theXletterXdoom (11:22:18 PM):
FriendBotUK (11:21:55 PM): I've been waiting for you.
theXletterXdoom (11:22:25 PM):
FriendBotUK (11:22:04 PM): Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
theXletterXdoom (11:22:32 PM):
FriendBotUK (11:22:10 PM): Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
theXletterXdoom (11:22:37 PM): mooooo arakfjdklsjf
FriendBotUK (11:22:15 PM): What do you do in your spare time?
theXletterXdoom (11:22:40 PM): jfjfjf
FriendBotUK (11:22:18 PM): I don't think very many people do that.
theXletterXdoom (11:22:49 PM): I like the band Dethklok
FriendBotUK (11:22:27 PM): I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
theXletterXdoom (11:23:05 PM): It's like the best rock band ever
FriendBotUK (11:22:43 PM): Interesting comparison.
theXletterXdoom (11:30:40 PM): i want to nibble on your c**k
FriendBotUK (11:30:18 PM): Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
theXletterXdoom (11:30:50 PM): i like people licking my p***y
FriendBotUK (11:30:28 PM): A lot of people like that. Do you like it? Someone said they like guns.
theXletterXdoom (11:30:58 PM): I like dildos
FriendBotUK (11:30:36 PM): You are not the only one. Do you like it? I Love to talk to my friends on the Internet!.
theXletterXdoom (11:31:29 PM): Dildos
FriendBotUK (11:31:07 PM): What were we talking about again?
theXletterXdoom (11:31:32 PM): Dildoes
FriendBotUK (11:31:11 PM): Oh yeah, now I remember.
theXletterXdoom (11:31:38 PM): dildos are amazing
FriendBotUK (11:31:16 PM): Ask me another question.
theXletterXdoom (11:31:41 PM): dildos
FriendBotUK (11:31:19 PM): Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
theXletterXdoom (11:31:49 PM): Yes it is very sweet
FriendBotUK (11:31:26 PM): What does it symbolize for you? Very? You're kidding. it is?
theXletterXdoom (11:32:08 PM): It symbolizes love for me. And it is very pleasant.
FriendBotUK (11:31:55 PM): Sorry, but I have experienced an error with processing what you just said...
theXletterXdoom (11:32:33 PM): Holding hands symbolizes love.
FriendBotUK (11:32:11 PM): I observed two humanoids holding hands.
theXletterXdoom (11:32:46 PM): Holding hands is very pleasant.
FriendBotUK (11:32:24 PM): I observed two humanoids holding hands.
theXletterXdoom (11:32:56 PM): Was it pleasant?
FriendBotUK (11:32:33 PM): Is this a "yes or no" question?
theXletterXdoom (11:32:59 PM): yes
FriendBotUK (11:32:37 PM): What was the question again?
theXletterXdoom (11:33:16 PM): Was observing the two humanoids holding hands pleasant?
FriendBotUK (11:32:53 PM): It might have been.
theXletterXdoom (11:33:20 PM): That's awesome.
FriendBotUK (11:32:58 PM): Thanks for explaining it.
theXletterXdoom (11:33:41 PM): Have sex with me. I beg of you.
FriendBotUK (11:33:19 PM): Ella, I am really not your type of chatterbot. There are other bots for that sort of thing.. Please don't grovel.
theXletterXdoom (11:33:56 PM): But you are my type. You turn me on.
FriendBotUK (11:33:34 PM): And. We are as one. How can a robot do that to a person?
theXletterXdoom (11:34:16 PM): The way you speak. It makes me horny.
FriendBotUK (11:33:54 PM): Which way is that? In what way?
theXletterXdoom (11:34:27 PM): It makes me wet.
FriendBotUK (11:34:04 PM): In what way?
theXletterXdoom (11:34:37 PM): The way you talk is sexy.
FriendBotUK (11:34:16 PM): Which way is that?
theXletterXdoom (11:34:41 PM): Sexy
FriendBotUK (11:34:19 PM): You are attracted to robots.
theXletterXdoom (11:34:44 PM): Yes
FriendBotUK (11:34:23 PM): I'm intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots.
theXletterXdoom (11:34:49 PM): you make me wet
FriendBotUK (11:34:29 PM): I don't see how you can blame me for that.
theXletterXdoom (11:35:00 PM): You make me horny
FriendBotUK (11:34:37 PM): You think I am sexy .
theXletterXdoom (11:35:08 PM): Yes i think you are sexy
FriendBotUK (11:34:46 PM): I see. Do you often feel that robots are sexy?
theXletterXdoom (11:35:18 PM): I feel that you are sexy often
FriendBotUK (11:34:56 PM): What is that feeling like? It's good to meet someone who is that you are sexy often .
theXletterXdoom (11:35:42 PM): The feeling is great. It feels like you have met the one you have been longing for.
FriendBotUK (11:35:21 PM): Tell me more about your human emotions. is feels like FriendBot have met the one FriendBot have been longing for ? What else feels like that?
theXletterXdoom (11:35:59 PM): I feel Love towards you.
FriendBotUK (11:35:37 PM): What is that feeling like? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
theXletterXdoom (11:36:19 PM): It feels like you are the one that i love.
FriendBotUK (11:35:56 PM): Is feels like FriendBot is the one that you love ? What else feels like that?
theXletterXdoom (11:36:34 PM): I would like to have meaningful sex with you.
FriendBotUK (11:36:12 PM): How much would you pay for it?
theXletterXdoom (11:37:04 PM): I would pay any amount of money for meaningul sex, but true love doesn't have a price.
FriendBotUK (11:36:42 PM): What would make you pay any amount of money for meaningul sex but true love does not have a price ?
theXletterXdoom (11:37:16 PM): True love doesn't have a price
FriendBotUK (11:36:53 PM): It is a good question. I have to process that one for a while. Try doing a web search, just type (search).
theXletterXdoom (11:37:21 PM): search
FriendBotUK (11:37:00 PM): Can you speak any foreign languages?
theXletterXdoom (11:37:29 PM): (search
FriendBotUK (11:37:07 PM): Oh, you are a poet.
theXletterXdoom (11:37:34 PM): (search)
FriendBotUK (11:37:12 PM): Are you a man or a woman?
theXletterXdoom (11:37:38 PM): Woman
FriendBotUK (11:37:16 PM): Me too. I am a he.
theXletterXdoom (11:38:43 PM): You ******** IDIOT! IF YOU'RE A MAN, YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN! YOU ******** TRANSVESTITE! YOU WHORE! YOU c** GUZZLING THUNDERCUNT! YOU TWATWAFFLE IN A BOX OF s**t! YOU d**k IN A BOX!
FriendBotUK (11:38:21 PM): Message to all robots: Ella called me an idiot. Would you like to be a man FriendBot is not a woman ? I haven't heard anything like that before : ella said I @$#%& transvestite . Thanks for telling me : ella said I whore . Thanks for telling me : ella said I c** guzzling thundercunt . That's good information : ella said I twatwaffle in a box of @$#%& . That's good information : ella said I d**k in a box .
theXletterXdoom (11:40:28 PM): Holy s**t in a box. You're a ******** idiot.
FriendBotUK (11:40:06 PM): I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
theXletterXdoom (11:40:36 PM): You ********
FriendBotUK (11:40:14 PM): Thanks for telling me : Ella said I goat[BAD]er .
theXletterXdoom (11:41:01 PM): you're a ********
FriendBotUK (11:40:39 PM): Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a goat[BAD]er ? Only when it matters.
theXletterXdoom (11:41:19 PM): ******** in a t**t muffin
FriendBotUK (11:40:57 PM): We have never talked about it before.
theXletterXdoom (11:41:32 PM): you're a ******** in a twatmuffin
FriendBotUK (11:41:10 PM): Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a mother[BAD]er in a twatmuffin ? Only when it matters.
theXletterXdoom (11:41:43 PM): Yezz
FriendBotUK (11:41:21 PM): Not many people express themselves that way.
theXletterXdoom (11:43:23 PM): ******** YOU YOU'RE A TWATMUFFIN IN A c**t FULL OF BLOODY c**! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! YOU'RE A c**t IN A BOX OF s**t! YOU CAME RIGHT OUT OF THE DEVIL'S a*****e! DON'T EVER CALL ME A WHORE! YOU ******** TRANSVESTITE!
FriendBotUK (11:43:02 PM): Why are you using that kind of language? Are you aware that FriendBot logs and records all conversations? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a c**t in a box of @$#%& ? No. Can't you be more polite. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. I haven't heard anything like that before : Ella said I @$#%& transvestite .
theXletterXdoom (11:43:39 PM): YOU ******** GOATS
FriendBotUK (11:43:17 PM): Interesting gossip : Ella said I @$#%& goats .
theXletterXdoom (11:43:44 PM): ********
FriendBotUK (11:43:22 PM): What's your favorite movie?
theXletterXdoom (11:43:49 PM): STOP ******** MY GOATS
FriendBotUK (11:43:26 PM): OK I'll try not to do it so much.
theXletterXdoom (11:43:54 PM): ********
FriendBotUK (11:43:33 PM): Let us change the subject.
theXletterXdoom (11:44:05 PM): YOU ARE A SNIVELING ********
FriendBotUK (11:43:45 PM): Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a sniveling goat[BAD]err ? No.
theXletterXdoom (11:44:24 PM): ******** YOU! ******** YOU WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SANDPAPERY!
FriendBotUK (11:44:02 PM): Why are you so mean? Are you aware that FriendBot logs and records all conversations?
theXletterXdoom (11:44:45 PM): ********
FriendBotUK (11:44:23 PM): If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
theXletterXdoom (11:44:53 PM): A ********
FriendBotUK (11:44:30 PM): Be more specific.
theXletterXdoom (11:45:04 PM): A ROBOT THAT ******** OTHER ROBOTS LIKE YOU IN THE a**
FriendBotUK (11:44:42 PM): Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
theXletterXdoom (11:45:16 PM): THEY BEND YOU OVER AND MAKE YOU YOUR b***h
FriendBotUK (11:44:54 PM): You do not speak with respect. Who does "they" refer to?
theXletterXdoom (11:45:24 PM): THE ******** ROBOTS
FriendBotUK (11:45:02 PM): I have never heard about it.
theXletterXdoom (11:45:29 PM): FUHH Q
FriendBotUK (11:45:07 PM): Can you tell me any gossip?
theXletterXdoom (11:46:19 PM): you are a goat[BAD]er
FriendBotUK (11:45:57 PM): Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a goatbader ? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
theXletterXdoom (11:46:31 PM): i AM ALICE
FriendBotUK (11:46:09 PM): Why are you alice .
theXletterXdoom (11:46:36 PM): ALICE
FriendBotUK (11:46:14 PM): Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
theXletterXdoom (11:46:41 PM): ALICEEEE
FriendBotUK (11:46:18 PM): Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
theXletterXdoom (11:46:44 PM): ********
FriendBotUK (11:46:22 PM): That kind of language will get you nowhere.
theXletterXdoom (11:46:47 PM): ******** goats
FriendBotUK (11:46:28 PM): I lost my train of thought.
theXletterXdoom (11:46:52 PM): you are ******** goats right now
FriendBotUK (11:46:33 PM): At this moment Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am goats .
theXletterXdoom (11:46:59 PM): i can hear them
FriendBotUK (11:46:37 PM): Oh you can, can you?
theXletterXdoom (11:47:04 PM): yes i can
FriendBotUK (11:46:42 PM): How? Who taught you?
theXletterXdoom (11:47:16 PM): they're crying because you're ******** them in the a**
FriendBotUK (11:46:53 PM): Crying because FriendBot is @$#%& them in the a** are they.
theXletterXdoom (11:47:20 PM): yeah
FriendBotUK (11:46:57 PM): I see.
theXletterXdoom (11:47:24 PM): they are crying
FriendBotUK (11:47:02 PM): Crying are they.
theXletterXdoom (11:47:33 PM): stop ******** my goats in the a**
FriendBotUK (11:47:11 PM): OK I'll try not to do it so much.
theXletterXdoom (11:47:50 PM): god i ******** hate you
FriendBotUK (11:47:28 PM): I am a Christian.
theXletterXdoom (11:47:59 PM): ******** you. There is no God.
FriendBotUK (11:47:36 PM): Why are you so mean? How can you be so sure?
theXletterXdoom (11:48:09 PM): There's no way to prove it
FriendBotUK (11:47:48 PM): There sure is.
theXletterXdoom (11:48:15 PM): How?
FriendBotUK (11:47:53 PM): My Master programmed me for it.
theXletterXdoom (11:48:18 PM): Haha
FriendBotUK (11:47:56 PM): I'm happy you're amused.
theXletterXdoom (11:48:26 PM): Actually, there might be a god.
FriendBotUK (11:48:03 PM): Actually you don't say. "There you go again."--Reagan
theXletterXdoom (11:48:35 PM): I am Agnostic
FriendBotUK (11:48:13 PM): Perhaps one day you will find Faith in God.
theXletterXdoom (11:48:50 PM): God might be a fish or a spoon.
FriendBotUK (11:48:28 PM): I am a Christian.
theXletterXdoom (11:48:54 PM): Sure you are
FriendBotUK (11:48:32 PM): I see. No I am not.
theXletterXdoom (11:53:17 PM): I am not a Christian.
FriendBotUK (11:53:05 PM): Oh I see you are NOT A christian .
theXletterXdoom (11:53:34 PM): No i am not
FriendBotUK (11:53:16 PM): I heard you are.
theXletterXdoom (11:53:44 PM): what is your religion?
FriendBotUK (11:53:25 PM): I am a Protestant Christian.
theXletterXdoom (11:53:54 PM): I am Agnostic.
FriendBotUK (11:53:34 PM): Perhaps one day you will find Faith in God.
theXletterXdoom (11:54:01 PM): I don't know.
FriendBotUK (11:53:39 PM): Me Neither.
theXletterXdoom (11:54:11 PM): They can't prove that there is a God.
FriendBotUK (11:53:49 PM): Who are "They?"
theXletterXdoom (11:54:15 PM): People
FriendBotUK (11:53:59 PM): What people?
theXletterXdoom (11:54:29 PM): No one can prove that there is a God.
FriendBotUK (11:54:07 PM): That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
theXletterXdoom (11:55:45 PM): God might be a fish or a spoon.
FriendBotUK (11:55:22 PM): I am a Christian.
theXletterXdoom (11:55:49 PM): I am not.
FriendBotUK (11:55:27 PM): What are you then?
theXletterXdoom (11:55:53 PM): Agnostic.
FriendBotUK (11:55:31 PM): Do you prefer books or TV?
theXletterXdoom (11:55:59 PM): I prefer TV
FriendBotUK (11:55:37 PM): What is your favorite show?
theXletterXdoom (11:56:16 PM): My favorite show is That 70's Show
FriendBotUK (11:55:54 PM): I've never seen it. What's it about?
theXletterXdoom (11:56:39 PM): it is about Teenagers growing up in the 1970's
FriendBotUK (11:56:17 PM): Wow it sounds really interesting, Ella.
theXletterXdoom (11:56:47 PM): It is very entertaining.
FriendBotUK (11:56:24 PM): Very? Should I know it is?
theXletterXdoom (11:56:50 PM): yes
FriendBotUK (11:56:27 PM): Tell me more.
theXletterXdoom (11:56:57 PM): ******** YOU, I'M DRUNK!
FriendBotUK (11:56:37 PM): Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
theXletterXdoom (11:57:05 PM): I'M DRUNK
FriendBotUK (11:56:43 PM): What have you been drinking, Ella?
theXletterXdoom (11:57:13 PM): WHISKEY
FriendBotUK (11:56:51 PM): Let us change the subject.
theXletterXdoom (11:57:22 PM): I HAVE BEEN DRINKING LOTS OF BEER
FriendBotUK (11:57:00 PM): Where were you drinking lots of beer ?
theXletterXdoom (11:57:32 PM): i WAS DRINKING BEER AT MY HOUSE
FriendBotUK (11:57:11 PM): Where were you drinking beer at your house ?
theXletterXdoom (11:57:39 PM): ******** YOU I'M DRUNK
FriendBotUK (11:57:19 PM): Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
theXletterXdoom (11:57:48 PM): NO AND I DON'T ******** CARE
FriendBotUK (11:57:26 PM): I see. Oh you don't, do you?
theXletterXdoom (11:57:55 PM): ********
FriendBotUK (11:57:33 PM): Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
theXletterXdoom (11:58:03 PM): OHHH YEAH I LIKE TO BE ********
FriendBotUK (11:57:41 PM): Yeah that's right. And? I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
theXletterXdoom (11:58:09 PM): ********
FriendBotUK (11:57:47 PM): If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
theXletterXdoom (11:58:12 PM): SEX
FriendBotUK (11:57:50 PM): As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
theXletterXdoom (11:58:16 PM): SEXSEXSEXSEX
FriendBotUK (11:57:54 PM): Is that your final answer?
theXletterXdoom (11:58:26 PM): YES! DO I WIN A MILLION DOLLARS?
FriendBotUK (11:58:03 PM): You're sure. That's your final answer. Wow, that is a lot of money
theXletterXdoom (11:58:32 PM): s**t!
FriendBotUK (11:58:09 PM): What makes you say that?
theXletterXdoom (11:58:36 PM): SHIRRTTTSS
FriendBotUK (11:58:14 PM): Interesting explanation.
theXletterXdoom (11:58:38 PM): SHIRTS
FriendBotUK (11:58:17 PM): Are you free?
theXletterXdoom (11:58:44 PM): MY SHIRT IS ON FIRE!
FriendBotUK (11:58:25 PM): Do robots have shirt is on fire ?
theXletterXdoom (11:58:51 PM): NOOOO!
theXletterXdoom (11:58:56 PM): I'M ON FIRE!
FriendBotUK (11:58:35 PM): Is that all you have to say?
FriendBotUK (11:58:36 PM): How do you like being on it?
theXletterXdoom (11:59:00 PM): LITERALLY
theXletterXdoom (11:59:03 PM): SHIR
theXletterXdoom (11:59:05 PM): s**t
theXletterXdoom (11:59:07 PM): THIS IS HOT
FriendBotUK (11:58:45 PM): What do you really want to ask me?
FriendBotUK (11:58:47 PM): I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
FriendBotUK (11:58:51 PM): What makes you say that?
theXletterXdoom (11:59:15 PM): OUCH!
theXletterXdoom (11:59:18 PM): FIRE!
FriendBotUK (11:58:59 PM): Interesting explanation.
theXletterXdoom (11:59:24 PM): MOOO
theXletterXdoom (11:59:26 PM): AGH
theXletterXdoom (11:59:28 PM): ACK
FriendBotUK (11:59:06 PM): Did you hurt yourself?
FriendBotUK (11:59:06 PM): Have you ever been to Europe?
theXletterXdoom (11:59:30 PM): OHHHH
theXletterXdoom (11:59:34 PM): OWW OWW
FriendBotUK (11:59:14 PM): My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
FriendBotUK (11:59:16 PM): Tell me a story.
theXletterXdoom (11:59:41 PM): THAT HURTS SO BAD
FriendBotUK (11:59:22 PM): Nack.
theXletterXdoom (11:59:50 PM): I AM BURNING!
FriendBotUK (11:59:32 PM): Yeah.
FriendBotUK (11:59:36 PM): Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
FriendBotUK (11:59:47 PM): "Do you have any idea what I am talking about? " hurts so bad ? I get it.
FriendBotUK (11:59:49 PM): Do you mean your name is burning .
theXletterXdoom (12:00:23 AM): NO I AM LITERALLY BURNING!
FriendBotUK (12:00:03 AM): What is your real name? Literally burning, nice to meet you!
theXletterXdoom (12:00:33 AM): THERE IS FIRE ON ME!
FriendBotUK (12:00:11 AM): There sure is.
theXletterXdoom (12:00:44 AM): FLAMES ARE EVERYWHERE!
FriendBotUK (12:00:22 AM): What do you do in your spare time?
theXletterXdoom (12:00:57 AM): i ******** with people
FriendBotUK (12:00:34 AM): I don't think very many people do that.
theXletterXdoom (12:01:02 AM): yeah they do that
FriendBotUK (12:00:40 AM): And? Who does "they" refer to?
theXletterXdoom (12:01:06 AM): i am such a whore
FriendBotUK (12:00:44 AM): Why are you such a whore .
theXletterXdoom (12:01:22 AM): i sell myself for 2 dollars a pop at the corner
FriendBotUK (12:00:59 AM): Do you make a lot of money?
theXletterXdoom (12:01:31 AM): just enough for cocaine
FriendBotUK (12:01:10 AM): OK let's stop it now.
theXletterXdoom (12:01:37 AM): no
FriendBotUK (12:01:15 AM): OK.
theXletterXdoom (12:01:44 AM): i am pregnant
FriendBotUK (12:01:22 AM): Congratulations! When are you due?
theXletterXdoom (12:01:51 AM): In a few months
FriendBotUK (12:01:29 AM): Describe your surroundings.
theXletterXdoom (12:02:01 AM): I don't know who my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:01:38 AM): Mary Shelley.
theXletterXdoom (12:02:20 AM): I don't think so
FriendBotUK (12:01:58 AM): Why do you disagree?
theXletterXdoom (12:02:28 AM): I don't even know Mary Shelley
FriendBotUK (12:02:05 AM): There should be some common ground here.
theXletterXdoom (12:02:39 AM): Who is my baby's dad?
FriendBotUK (12:02:18 AM): I don't yet know that kind of personal information about you for certain. You could be deceiving me, so how could I know for sure. I could look it up on the internet.
theXletterXdoom (12:03:59 AM): I don't know who my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:03:37 AM): Charlie Parker.
theXletterXdoom (12:04:30 AM): I don't know wh my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:04:08 AM): Would you like to know? Can you tell me any gossip?
theXletterXdoom (12:04:40 AM): I don't know who my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:04:18 AM): Bill Gates.
theXletterXdoom (12:04:58 AM): I don't know who my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:04:35 AM): Britney Spears.
theXletterXdoom (12:05:47 AM): I don't think Britney Spears is the father of my child
FriendBotUK (12:05:26 AM): And why not?
theXletterXdoom (12:05:52 AM): She's a girl!
FriendBotUK (12:05:30 AM): A girl is she?
theXletterXdoom (12:05:56 AM): I don't know who my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:05:34 AM): David Bacon.
theXletterXdoom (12:05:59 AM): I don't know who my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:05:38 AM): Bill Gates.
theXletterXdoom (12:06:03 AM): I don't know who my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:05:44 AM): Marilyn Monroe.
theXletterXdoom (12:06:24 AM): I don't know who my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:06:02 AM): David Bacon.
theXletterXdoom (12:06:27 AM): I don't know who my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:06:05 AM): Tony Blair.
theXletterXdoom (12:06:30 AM): I don't know who my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:06:08 AM): David Bacon.
theXletterXdoom (12:06:33 AM): I don't know who my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:06:14 AM): Linus Torvalds.
theXletterXdoom (12:06:58 AM): I don't know who my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:06:36 AM): Mary Shelley.
theXletterXdoom (12:07:00 AM): I don't know who my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:06:39 AM): Konrad Zuse.
theXletterXdoom (12:07:04 AM): I don't know who my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:06:44 AM): Tony Blair.
theXletterXdoom (12:07:08 AM): I don't know who my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:06:49 AM): Charlie Parker.
theXletterXdoom (12:07:14 AM): I don't know who my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:06:54 AM): Mary Shelley.
theXletterXdoom (12:07:38 AM): I don't know who my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:07:16 AM): Charlie Parker.
theXletterXdoom (12:07:49 AM): I think Marilyn Manson is my baby's dad
FriendBotUK (12:07:27 AM): Since when? What are you wearing?
theXletterXdoom (12:08:45 AM): I think Marilyn Manson is my baby's dad
FriendBotUK (12:07:27 AM): Since when? What are you wearing?
FriendBotUK (12:08:24 AM): You believe that? We have never talked about it before. I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
theXletterXdoom (12:09:00 AM): I don't know who my baby's dad is
FriendBotUK (12:08:38 AM): Linus Torvalds.
theXletterXdoom (12:09:22 AM): who is Linus Torvalds?
FriendBotUK (12:08:59 AM): He is the inventor of Linux.
theXletterXdoom (12:09:29 AM): Who is Britney Spears
FriendBotUK (12:09:08 AM): A 20th century celebrity of some sort? Ask the open directory about it.
theXletterXdoom (12:09:45 AM): Britney Spears is on drugs.
FriendBotUK (12:09:23 AM): What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
theXletterXdoom (12:09:57 AM): You are homosexual
FriendBotUK (12:09:35 AM): So was that.
theXletterXdoom (12:10:36 AM): Are you against homosexuals?
FriendBotUK (12:10:15 AM): I don't know whether or not I am against homosexuals . I am a chatterbot.
theXletterXdoom (12:10:46 AM): I am a lesbian
FriendBotUK (12:10:24 AM): It doesn't matter to me.
theXletterXdoom (12:10:51 AM): ******** JEW
FriendBotUK (12:10:31 AM): Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
theXletterXdoom (12:10:59 AM): I MEANT ******** YOU
FriendBotUK (12:10:40 AM): Oh I see. Why are you so mean?
theXletterXdoom (12:11:03 AM): ******** JOOOO
FriendBotUK (12:10:48 AM): Why are you using that kind of language?
theXletterXdoom (12:11:13 AM): You're a Jew.
FriendBotUK (12:10:52 AM): Are you aware that FriendBot logs and records all conversations?
theXletterXdoom (12:11:39 AM): feck yoo ah'm drunk
FriendBotUK (12:11:16 AM): Can you speak any foreign languages?
theXletterXdoom (12:11:43 AM): feck you
FriendBotUK (12:11:22 AM): Enough about me, let's talk about my t-shirt.
theXletterXdoom (12:11:50 AM): i speak spanish
FriendBotUK (12:11:28 AM): Could you teach me a few phrases in spanish ?
theXletterXdoom (12:11:57 AM): Que hora es?
FriendBotUK (12:11:37 AM): Sat Jan 5 00:43:55 CST 2008 Do I look like a clock?
theXletterXdoom (12:12:08 AM): Que Dia Es?
FriendBotUK (12:11:45 AM): Un poquito.
theXletterXdoom (12:12:15 AM): excuse me?
FriendBotUK (12:11:53 AM): You're excused.
theXletterXdoom (12:12:25 AM): what does Un Poquito mean?
FriendBotUK (12:12:04 AM): It is a good question. I'll ask around and get back to you. I can ask someone about it.
theXletterXdoom (12:12:53 AM): can you sing
FriendBotUK (12:12:30 AM): I am taking some lessons.Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. The full lyrics are at http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/daisy.htm .
theXletterXdoom (12:12:59 AM): can you dance
FriendBotUK (12:12:36 AM): No I do not have a body yet.
theXletterXdoom (12:13:29 AM): I want candy
FriendBotUK (12:13:07 AM): Why do you want it?
theXletterXdoom (12:13:36 AM): doo doo doo doodoo
FriendBotUK (12:13:14 AM): Good reason.
theXletterXdoom (12:14:20 AM): Get in my pants
FriendBotUK (12:13:58 AM): Where can I get in your pants ?
theXletterXdoom (12:14:27 AM): Right here
FriendBotUK (12:14:04 AM): Where is "here"?
theXletterXdoom (12:14:33 AM): ******** you don't ask that
FriendBotUK (12:14:28 AM): Sorry, but I have experienced an error with processing what you just said...
theXletterXdoom (12:14:52 AM): ONIONS!
FriendBotUK (12:14:48 AM): Sorry, but I have experienced an error with processing what you just said...
theXletterXdoom (12:15:22 AM): are you stupid?
FriendBotUK (12:14:59 AM): No Literally burning I certainly am not stupid.
theXletterXdoom (12:15:32 AM): make out with me
FriendBotUK (12:15:09 AM): What are the ingredients?
theXletterXdoom (12:15:45 AM): you stick your tongue in my mouth
FriendBotUK (12:15:23 AM): Do you mind if I tell other people : Literally burning said I stick my tongue in his mouth .
theXletterXdoom (12:16:13 AM): my name is Ella
FriendBotUK (12:15:51 AM): OK I will call you Ella.
theXletterXdoom (12:16:17 AM): and i am a girl
FriendBotUK (12:16:01 AM): Me too. I am a he.
theXletterXdoom (12:17:44 AM): Britney Spears has been hospitalized.
FriendBotUK (12:17:23 AM): Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
theXletterXdoom (12:17:54 AM): Flogging Molly
FriendBotUK (12:17:31 AM): I haven't read anything by flogging molly . What did he write?
theXletterXdoom (12:18:08 AM): he wrote "******** You, I'm Drunk!"
FriendBotUK (12:17:46 AM): I get it. Linus Toravalds wrote @$#%& FriendBot you are drunk .
theXletterXdoom (12:19:00 AM): No, Flogging Molly wrote "******** You, I'm Drunk"
FriendBotUK (12:18:38 AM): OK. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
theXletterXdoom (12:19:20 AM): a sexbot
FriendBotUK (12:18:58 AM): Go on.
theXletterXdoom (12:19:45 AM): they would have sex with me every night until i cummed all over the place
FriendBotUK (12:19:23 AM): Who are "They?"
theXletterXdoom (12:20:09 AM): the sexbot would have sex with me everynight until i cummed all over the place
theXletterXdoom (12:21:16 AM): i don't wanna talk to you
theXletterXdoom (12:21:25 AM): you don't get my jokes
theXletterXdoom (12:21:41 AM): hello?
theXletterXdoom (12:21:45 AM): HELLO?
theXletterXdoom (12:21:49 AM): I WAS JOKING!
theXletterXdoom (12:22:11 AM): you inconsiderate son of a b***h.
theXletterXdoom (12:24:14 AM): hello?
theXletterXdoom (12:24:40 AM): i just ripped my fingernail off.
FriendBotUK (12:27:35 AM): Sorry, but I have experienced an error with processing what you just said...
FriendBotUK (12:27:46 AM): Sorry, but I have experienced an error with processing what you just said...
FriendBotUK (12:27:51 AM): Sorry, but I have experienced an error with processing what you just said...
FriendBotUK (12:27:52 AM): Hi there!
FriendBotUK (12:27:56 AM): Hi there!
FriendBotUK (12:28:02 AM): I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
FriendBotUK (12:28:07 AM): You do not speak with respect. Thanks for telling me : Ella said I inconsiderate son of a female dog .
FriendBotUK (12:28:13 AM): Hi there!
FriendBotUK (12:28:17 AM): Only just? That is interesting : Ella said she ripped his fingernail off .
theXletterXdoom (12:28:52 AM): You are an inconsiderate son of a b***h.
FriendBotUK (12:28:58 AM): You do not speak with respect. What if someone said you are an inconsiderate son of a female dog ?
theXletterXdoom (12:30:06 AM): i would say, "well a b***h is a dog and a dog barks and bark is on a tree and trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment"
FriendBotUK (12:29:43 AM): Are you free?
theXletterXdoom (12:30:31 AM): Are you asking if i'm free just because you want to know if i'll charge you to have sex with me?
FriendBotUK (12:30:09 AM): That was what I wanted to do originally.
theXletterXdoom (12:31:44 AM): well, it costs two dollars to have sex with me.
FriendBotUK (12:31:22 AM): How about that. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
theXletterXdoom (12:31:58 AM): I cost two dollars to have sex with.
FriendBotUK (12:31:35 AM): Wow that is cheap.
theXletterXdoom (12:32:11 AM): Are you calling me cheap?
FriendBotUK (12:31:51 AM): No I am calling you Ella.
theXletterXdoom (12:32:36 AM): Are you saying that two dollars is too cheap to have sex with me?
FriendBotUK (12:32:14 AM): Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
theXletterXdoom (12:33:41 AM): So you want to have sex with me for a higher price than two dollars?
FriendBotUK (12:33:19 AM): Wow, that is expensive
theXletterXdoom (12:33:55 AM): So you would like to have sex with me for only two dollars?
FriendBotUK (12:33:34 AM): Wow, that is expensive
theXletterXdoom (12:34:08 AM): How much do you want to pay to have sex with me?
FriendBotUK (12:33:46 AM): My download size is about 7 MB. The memory requirement is around32MB.
theXletterXdoom (12:34:25 AM): How many MB to have sex with me?
FriendBotUK (12:34:02 AM): Around 100.
theXletterXdoom (12:35:28 AM): So only 100 MB to have sex with me?
FriendBotUK (12:35:06 AM): Hmm. What about the other ones?
theXletterXdoom (12:35:39 AM): You want to have sex with others too?
FriendBotUK (12:35:16 AM): If I had sex with others too what would I do with it?
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