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OMFG, Hackers are disabling my colors!
Actually I'm just too lazy to do them.
Anyway, I've decided NOT to do the Journal = Ken huge profile thing.
It's too much work for no pay, and I've got Ken all worked out in my head anyway.
Personally, These journals are POINTLESS.
Yup.
That's basically it.
 KeNsHiNo5o · Thu May 05, 2005 @ 05:40am · 0 Comments |
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Is that you again?
Of course not, you're finally here though.
One of these days you all will be under my control, and have to follow my rules!
And I shall make a car with a very sharp front, which can drive up to 300 mph anywhere, and I have right away.
And pedestrians can attempt to walk at their own risk. BUAHHAHA
Converting this into an actual journal about my character Ken, in Synful Quests, a r0x0rz guildz, which kinda sucks.
KeNsHiNo5o · Wed May 04, 2005 @ 05:59am · 0 Comments |
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Usefulnessless And Bordum |
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And the Hawk swooped down and the man crapped his pants.
Well, that should have been in blue, but I believe I'm now starting every post with a little pointless thing that's in yellow. Hurrah for me. I actually have Pokemon FireRed and it rocks so much that it sucks. I remember back in the day...
FLASHBACK:((Flashbacks are typed in n00b. If you can read them, then you scare me.))
"Woah, this pokemon game is the best and the Cartridge is BLUE!"
*Inserts game into old Huge, fat a** gameboy that is grey and takes 4 batteries to operate*
"Wow, it has such a great storyline!"
*Professor Oak is forgetting my name and also his Grandsons. Why the hell can't we name him?*
"Oh man, look it's a SQUIRTLE!"
*Picks Charmander anyway.*
"And I beat the Rival, and he pisses his pants as he walks away"
*Returns to deliver the Oak Parcel a bit later in the game*
"Woah, it's so realistic, look at those stupid scientists walking in circles! Wow, one actually went to teh book shelf for a second, it's so real."
/FLASHBACK
Man, even I wonder what the hell I was smoking when I did that. But it's basically true. And they haven't even done anything to make it better. It's just in Color so far. Wow.
And here's a properly written flashback, properly written as if it was some drunkard was given a pen to write on the walls with.
FLASHBACK:
Well, one day I was riding along on my camel. And then these two kids started playing a game using these pieces of cardboard which they called "Cards." I didn't believe them, so we had a duel, and I managed to win, and then I went to the other kid and asked for his Camel. And then he like, "What the ******** you smoke on b***h?" And I like, "Damn, I smoke the camel!" And then I ran over and stole his half-dead camel and ran off to eat it. Soon after the BBQ, in which all three of my imiginary friends arrived, I realized, I no get home without me camel, which I left with the other guy that I stole this camel that we ate from. And I like, "Dammit!" And I run and find the guy who was playing "Cards" with my camel, and I beat his a** with a bone from the camel. He hopped into the air and screamed, "Ouch My Arse!" And I like, "You mean OMG MY ARSE!" And he like nodded and we become friends and we smoke the camel to the nearest village, where we kill the visitors to gain EXP. Soon my weapon, the camel bone, was powered up to 3+ strength and I was getting all high when this guy came over, and gave me a few drinks. And then after that I walked over to the next town which was in the Ghetto's of New ChinaTown and there were people staring at me, so I killed my friend that I took the camel from that was playing cards and then the Blackinese people ran from me and fleed all the time. So I gain no EXP there, and then we went to disneyworld, where I met the Real Michael Jackson and he was Rapping With Mickey Mouse. Maybe it Was Raping.. One of those. And then like this guy came over and Said, "Dude, have you seen my car?" And I was like, "I See you camel!" And he turn around and found his car on accident because someone went over a ramp and parked the car on him. The car was a nice shade of that yellow that cames between green and Purple. You know which I mean. And then some guy comes over and goes boom and we all jump high and he laugh at us and yell, "My Nuke is bigger than yours!" And then he start singing a song till I pull out my Shotgun and blow his brains into his head. Then he start saying things about e=mc Squared and I correct him, "Dude, E=mc squared is not right, it's N+U+KE=Nuke=Russia!" And he was about to say something so I blow him away with my uber huffing powers like that wolf who ate the piggys that were stupid not to make underground houses. And then The guy flew away and we saw him land in a helicopter and then he started to chase after us, firing a Colt M-4, and then the bullets ran through my back and I died. And then after that I found myself awake in this tavern, wondering where I am, so I drink much of the beer here and then find out that there's this thing called a T-Virus spreading and people have come to kill the Zombies. I think I might join them, well, at least once I get my legs and heart back. Those are pretty vital things. And that's my story.
/FLASHBACK
Whew, that was fun. And that's totally pointless to. Hurrah.
KeNsHiNo5o · Sat Oct 02, 2004 @ 05:47am · 1 Comments |
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I have finally decided on a color Coding Chart thing that really sucks Arse. And Here it is:
Yellow Size 9: Small, unimportant notes, May be something funny hidden in the text
Yellow Size 12: Basically Anything.
Yellow Size 15: Something Big and round. Eh, Just a large, unread note.
RED: Warnings, Or Perhaps Should not read things. Rare.
BLUE: Something Random and Pointless
GREEN: Quotes
VIOLET: Notes
OLIVE: Contact Info
ORANGE: Something Funny or pointless or both. Perhaps some "Inside" jokes.
DARK RED: Something that's just...There.
Italics means nothing. This is all random things that have absolutely no planning. Improv if you will name it something. Whore-Ah.
KeNsHiNo5o · Fri Oct 01, 2004 @ 02:03am · 1 Comments |
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OMGWTFBBQ!?! No Html, WTF? WELCOME! |
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Hello now, and welcome! My Journals ALL suck FYI. This journal will basically be random things, until I decide to do something with it. So, until then, you're stuck with me, my hat, my pants, my shirt, my shoes, and any other atricle of clothing on me. No begging please, that's only for the poor. And I hate the poor. Don't ask why. And don't PM me about anything on this, unless there's like something majorly important or if it's a minor thing that I will be amused by for a few seconds.
WARNING: Graphic Violence And Suggestive Themes And Ect. Actually I'm not sure of any of this. Go away if you're bored or not amused easily. And now that half of you are probably gone, I shall start posting. Actually, this is a post. Hurrah!
Suggestive Themes: My Suggestive Theme, Red and black or Blue and Black. I suggest using these. Don't ask why this is here. Ignor anything in Blue, it's pretty random, and probably not very funny, or an inside joke thing.
Quote: "Did she have to sleep with the Secretary?" -Radio
I don't know, I just got lucky enough to hear this on the Radio. The Radio is the source of all wisdom, while school is for fools. Stop going to school and start listening to the Morning talk shows.
NOTE: I'm not serious, Sheesh.
Note: One of these days all the colors I'm using will be color coding all the posts, part pointless, part VERY pointless, part note-making, part Gaming-junk, and part something else. Perhaps I'll also have a Very very pointless area, but not so sure of that yet. And maybe different sizes will mean something. Who knows? Well, I might. . . Eventually.
AIM Name: Kenshino5o
IM me, I can be fun to talk to, and I'm also able to make completely pointless stories that end up with a way different topic than I started on. Perhaps I shall post some of those also. And perhaps one day this will have like Guild things, or perhaps part important things in it. Haha, that'll be the day.
Wow, this is the first day I've appreciated all these colors.
KeNsHiNo5o · Fri Oct 01, 2004 @ 01:43am · 0 Comments |
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