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	The Dynamic Journal! This is not the DYNAMIC DIARY!!! This is a warning to you all. I am not a 7 year old girl who keeps her little stories of her daily and boring life scribbled in a little book! I am a 15 year old BOY who keeps my little stories of my daily and DYNAMIC

	My day with Fame
	My day with Fame


Notice how the title didn't say Day OF Fame. So about 3 weeks ago I went to a great game of Red Sox baseball. So we had a great game and everything until the game ended (of course lol) but this was a little different... I saw that Big Pappi was leaving to his car later that afternoon, nobody was following him or anything so I went up to say hi I was all looking like an adoring fan going OH BOY IT'S DAVID ORTIZ I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN with those puppy eyes that gets to everyone. I was like CAN YOU SIGN MY COKE BOTTLE PLEASE?! Big Pappi (as the kind person that he is) says SURE KID so he grabs my bottle and takes out a pen (this is where the bad part starts) but then this kid on a bike rides right over Big Pappi's foot!!!!! Big Pappi the falls over right on top of me! What I didn't realize was that big Pappi never fell on me, a consetion stand did and Big Pappi rode off with my Coke!!! I was all like oooooooo BIG PAPPI NO U DIDN'T!!! So I was kinda sad, then two days later I went to LA to check out Hollywood and everything and I was in my hotel's pool when all of a sudden the band Weezer had just jumped into the pool!!! I was like hey your Weezer aren't you? They were all like YEAH but we are probably going to split up soon. I was all like NO YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME. So the singer was like Yeah we know, we just pretend to be emo wanna play Marco Polo? I was like DO I EVER!!! So I put my new bottle of Coke at the side of the pool. I said Marco and they said Polo but then I heard someone get out of the pool I was like FISH OUT OF WATER and the drummer was like AWWW YOU GOT ME BUT YOU DIDN'T GET MY FREINDS! and then Weezer left...I went to go take a sip of my coke but I found out it wasn't there I was like WEEZER STOLE MY COKE MAN, NOT COOL DUDE!!!! So then Dr. Phil got in the pool so I decided to get out 3nodding yup so those are my famous expiriences Dynamic Colossus · Sat Jul 29, 2006 @ 05:14pm · 0 Comments

	The Wonderful (but deadly) Parade!!!
	The Wonderful (but deadly) Parade!!!


So there was a parade today where I live. It was called the Givers Rock parade, just a town-known thing. Givers Rock is not the name of my town it's just this mythical story of a man who died to save his wife on the rock long ago yaddyyaddyyadda.....ANYWAYS I was on my bike and I was riding alongside the Abe Lincoln float when all of a sudden dozens of secret servicemen jumped out of Lincolns hat shooting all over the place. I knew they were after me so I jolted down the road. When I got home I ran up to my room and started playing some video games when all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I was worried, I looked outside to find a black van with a huge satelitte on top of it. A man wearing a tux and shades was talking to my mom. He must be trying to get me because I am at the very tips of finding the special ingrediant for the Krusty Krab. So when my mother let him inside the house and I heard footsteps on the staircase I jolted out the window and shimmied down the drainpipe. I haven't been home since earlier today but I am keeping my where abouts a secret until tomorrow maybe, but by that time I would have moved on somewhere else ninja That's it for now Dynamic Colossus · Fri Jul 28, 2006 @ 02:02am · 0 Comments

	The Secret Service
	The Secret Service


One time I was riding down a hill on my bike and I try to slow down but I couldn't so I was like "DANG the secret service must have cut my brakes!" Because everyone knows I'm out to steal the secret ingrediant of the Krabby Patty and I crashed into a bush! I blacked out. When I came too I was in a heavily armored van with many shady people wearing sunglasses. I was like YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE and I jumped out of the van. What I didn't realize was that it wasn't a van it was a jet so I was free falling to my very doom. Luckily there was a hot air balloon just a little further downward. I fell safley onto the balloon but I sorta stubbed my toe neutral . Anyways I am free once again but who knows when they will try to come after me, I mean they ARE the secret service after all... Dynamic Colossus · Thu Jul 27, 2006 @ 04:27am · 0 Comments

	A little snippit about me
	A little snippit about me


Hello I'm Dynamic Colossus. Some say I'm insane. I'm a ninja persay but still have friendly relations with the pirates. You know, this whole deal going on between Pirates and Ninjas at war have been going on for years. Don't know about it? Read the paper sometime, most information is hidden in codeword though... People have been so fixed on this devastating war that they really haven't seen the real threat rising, COMPUTERS. Now your probably saying, "My Dell has no reason to eat me hardy har har!!!" But let me tell you this, in a couple of years those robots could be so smart that they might kill off the pirates AND ninjas all at once! They'll grow smarter than we could ever be in a lifetime. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...so if you wake up to find robots have taken over the world you might as well wanna trash your Dell just in case peace Dynamic Colossus · Thu Jul 27, 2006 @ 03:10am · 0 Comments


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