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Now, once again, "2 students remaining."
But of course, they're part of you now.
BUCK UP, PRIVATE CRAZYCOUCH!
I tell ya, ya gotta keep on truckin', kiddo, or you won't ain't get nowhere noplace noday! Keep on workin' and draw till yer hands ache, keep on writin' and keep on doin' yer schoolwork and learnen up on chillun anatomee and things like that, okay hun?

Don't furget to breathe, too. That's perty impurtant, ya know? I always thought so- my old lady always though so too. She's somewhere up in Montana now, doing God-knows-what with God-knows-who but I'm pretty sure it's geriatric a**l sex.

Heh, anyway, I shouldn't be talkin' about such things with a young kiddo like you, e'vn though you got one o' the best hentai collections I've seen in my day! Hooooee, and believe me, I've seen BUNCHES.

Oh, Rita was a lovely meter maid. I think I got the lyrics wrong, hun, but it still wurks, don't it? I hope it's so.

Today's yer first day of school so I want you to concentrate on not makin' a bloody retawd outta yerself, and avoiding any social conteckt whatsoever, 'cause them kidz are evil.

When ya get home, check yer PMs ta see if Anna's messaged ya, then draw and practice Japanese until ya fall down exhausted on that bed o' yers.

MOE DETERMINATION POWER!





AHURRR BRENNA FEELS CRAZYCOUCH.
I DO I DO INDEED.

I have not slept in two days and have been driving myself slowly insane with a constant mantra of "YOU WILL BECOME BETTER AT DRAWING OR YOU WILL BE A FAILURE" (*repeat) while watching Cowboy Bebop and listening to Ray Charles.

The last thing I drew was a sketch of a woman pouring hot coffee in a policeman's lap.

"I POURED COFFEE ON THE SHERIFF...OOH, BUT I DIDN'T POUR IT ON THE DEPUTYYYY *wordcram*" xDDDDD Ahuhuhu.

And now I have a little joke all to myself for the day...

THE COUCH IS EATING HIM. xD Thank you, Oharu, thank you and your evil couch very much.

Srsly though, that ******** snapped its jaws open and clapped it shot so fight it'd make your INTESTINES TIE KNOTS ROUND EACH OTHER.

Be awed.





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