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Ok so me and my best friend Mary were being idiots on MSN today, after we learned that Alan Rickman, is indeed, 61 years old. After my freak out that I like a 61 year old man, I went and told my sis of the new news. xD. She didn't beleive it. Then I came back to my room, and then me and Mary were dicussing how hes SO good looking for his age. Then I started out a phone convo thingy. There's ALOT of randomness and idioticness in here, and some of it may not make sense o+O
Enjoy the stupidity! XD
(Bold is Mary, non-bold is my stuff)
((There WILL be more added to this dumb story. xD))
Me: Yo, Alan, how old are you?
Alan: 61
Eden(MySister): WTFNOYOURNOTYOUMUSTBECONFUSINGYOURAGEWITHSOMEONEELSES!
Alan: I'm 61, man, BELEIVEIT!
Me: hes 61 *whispers* but hes so hawttt
Alan: did you just say I'm hawwwt? o_O
Me: Um no..-hangs up-
Me: Damn..that was my chance..ARG
Alan: i'm still on the phone O_O
YOURCHANCEFORWHAT?!
Me: UH.........UH.........UH..............
Eden: Haha, you're screwed!
Me: I hope so... wink
Alan: WTFIMSTILLHERE D=...........
Alan: .....WELL all i need is your eye colour and we're set
Me: What why
Alan: Cause Green eyes are sexy
Me: 'WELL WHOOP DE FRIGGEN DOO
Me: 'Well wait...I HAVE GREEN EYES
Me: Where do we meet?!?!? <333
Alan: Go outside
Me: But its raining D=
Alan: COMEOURSIDE >=O
Me: -goes outside and sees Alan- WTFHOWDYOUGETHERECANYOUTELEPORT?!
Alan: It's called a bus
Me: Oh, so, sup?
Alan: *sigh* nothing much homeskillet buiscut
Me: -LOL- So. What are we going to do on this shitty day?
Eden: NOTHINGGROSSOK?IDONTWANTMOMMYTOFINDOUT!
Me: I'm not a weirdo that would do anything weird with a hot 61 year old
Alan: Yeah, and plus that would be illegal
Me: *whispers* can we still kiss..or..or..something?
Alan: Wtf thats gross! Lets go back to my place!
Me: O____o..um..ok then
Eden: -twitch-
Me: alrighty then, lets go!
Alan: so you like my crib?
Me: since when are you gangster?
Alan: oh..sorry..it's a habbit
Me: uhh right.. -runs and plops onto couch-
Alan: -goes and sits next to isis-
Me: -leans in to kiss alan-
Alan: -accidentally turns away not noticing you trying to kiss him-
Me: DAMN...oh...did i say that out loud?
Alan: o_O yeeeeeeah maybe a BIT loud lol but thats okay... want to go into the loud room?
Me: Wtfyouhavealoudroom?
Alan: why yes ineedy i do
Me: well.. thats interesting.. do we get to be loud -wtf?!did i just say that?!-
Alan: weeeell i would think so because of the NAME
Me: RIIIIGht
Me: Well, I tend to be an idiot sometimes stare
Alan: That makes two of us. Now, what do you asy isntead of going in the loud room, we go into the UBERAWESOMESOOPERSPIFFEHROOMAFUBERSEXYNESS?!?!?
Me: Umm....I'm just gonna say yes and pretend i didnt just hear you freak out like that
Alan: What, and old man cant freak out? D.=
Me: Well it is knida weird
Alan: Pft. whatever. Isnt it weird that YOU like a 61 year old man?
Me: Yeah, so what..its..normal...sometimes...when people are crazy...
Alan: -laughs- ok ready to go into the UBERAWESOMESOOPERSPIFFEHROOMOFUBERSEXINESS?
Me: Fine, just so you'll stop say that name like that
Alan: *squees*
Me: OMGTHEROOMISBLUEANDWHITEANDPINK.........wait.........pink?
Alan: UHMMMM... OKAY... LETS NOT GO INTO THEUBERAWESOMESOOPERSPIFFEHROOMAFUBERSEXYNESS
okay..yeah..that was the PRE-UBERAWESOMESOOPERSPIFFEHROOMAFUBERSEXYNESS
Me: CAN YOU STOP SAYING THAT WORD!!! JEEZ!!!
Alan: but..it makes it sound SO much cooler! Gawd you just lyke can't accept that the UBERAWESOMESOOPERSPIFFEHROOMAFUBERSEXYNESS is actually lyke REALLY SEXI AND LYKE AWESOME
Me: HOLY MOTHER OF THE UBERAWESOMESOOPERSPIFFEHROOMAFUBERSEXYNESS OHMYGAWD LOOK WHAT YOU DID
Alan: you know there is an emo room in my house too o_____o
Me: OH THANK GOD YOU ARE SOMEWHAT NORMAL
Me: -Skips happily to the emo room-
Alan: WAIT! Before you enter, you have to put on this emo suit!
Me: uhmmmmmmmmmm....
Alan: SO THAT THE SPIDERS WON'T EAT YOU
Me: O__O
Alan: Just kidding, we just need these chains and whips and such here...
Me: LOL nice one, Alan!
Alan: What I'm serious...
Me: Well, i didnt know you were that kind of guy D= Can we go back to the UBERAWESOMESOOPERSPIFFEHROOMAFUBERSEXYNESS?
Alan: NOW, you're getting the hang of it!
Me: -Walks into the UBERAWESOMESOOPERSPIFFEHROOMAFUBERSEXYNESS- Hey, its not pink anymore...its...SHINYANDMETALIC @_@
Alan: yeah, it changes according to the time of day
Me: well what does shiny metallic mean?
Alan: Whips and chains >_>
Me: WTFOLDMENARENTSUPPOSEDTOLIKETHISSTUFF!
alan: Don't hate me cause I'm unique crying
Me: Aww, i'm sorry, big guy, i didnt mean to hurt your feelings D=
Alan: -looks at you with soft LIGHTGREENEYES=0-
You: awwwwwww you are so DAMN.....HAWT!!!!!!!!!
Alan: o_o....so lyke--
Me: DON'T EVEN START TALKING LIKE THAT AGAIN OR ELSE.... OR ELSE....
Alan: you'll make pancakes?
Me: 6_9 'scuse me? PANCAKES?!?!?!! PAAAAANCAAAAAAKES?!?!!.....actually yes... good idea
Alan: well...thats scary...AND DELICIOUSLYFANTASTICALLYYUMMY at the same time!!!
Me: RIIIIIIIGHT...now where the hell is your batter and water?!?!!
Alan: who said you had to use batter and water??
Me: now thats ju- *drools*
Me: NO SHUT UP
Alan: uh...pancakes?
Me: RIGHT....gawd alan shut up!!! JEEZ YOU'RE SO CONFUSING AND RANDOM
Alan: Uh..thank you? OHMYGAWD CAN WE GO BACK TO THE UBERAWESOMESOOPERSPIFFEHROOMAFUBERSEXYNESS
Me: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Alan: T______________T
Me: Oh quit being such a baby, IMMAKINGYOUPANCAKESFORGODSSAKE! >=|
Alan: 'Fine be like that, b***h.
Me: WTFDIDYOUJUSTCLLMEOLDMAN?!?!?!?!
Alan: I called you..a..uh....ummm....a um.....a batch.....*shifty eyes*
Me: wtf o_____O I dont know what a batch is, but I know for a fact that you just called me a b***h. mad
Alan: JUSTMAKETHEGODDAMNPANCAKES!
Me: WHATIFIDONTWANTTOOLDFART?
Alan: Im...not...and old fart! crying -runs into emo room-
Me: Aw s**t ALAN get back here....*sigh* -goes into emo room-
Alan: MUAHAHA! YOUHAVEENTEREDTHEEMOROOMOFTORTUREANDSEXINESS!
Me: Ugh, not this thing again >-<
Alan: ..I want waffles....
Me: 'MAKEUPYOURMINDOLDY!
Alan: T__T I'm not old! quit calling me old!
Me: Sorry, but i cant make pancakes AND waffles. You don't need me to baby you, you're a grown man!
Alan:..but i'm young at heart! SEE -throws a pie at my face-
Me: Mmm banada cream pie
Alan: want me to clean that off there?
Me:...O___O; Umm....
Alan: So do you or not?
you: i dunno do i? *thinks* holy crap i'm flirting with him o_O
alan: uh...i really don't know.. DO YOU?!?!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M CONFUSED
you: uh me too.. cause i normally don't flirt with 61 year olds
alan: STOP CALLING ME 61!! i feel old that way crying
you: BUT YOU ARE OLD!!!
alan: @_@ ?!?!?!?! WHY IS THE WORLD AGAINST ME TODAY!!!!!!!
you: o-o do you need to cry in the emo room?
alan:....mhm.....*nodds n sniffles*
you: okay...-pats his back and shoves him into the emo room- MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA now stay in there while i make you're stupid pancakes!!! or was it waffles? OMG
alan: DUDE LET ME OUT! HOLY CHEESE N CRACKERS THE SPIDERS ARE GONNA EAT ME!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH -screams in a girly voice @__@-
you: well this is amusing...OMG ALAN IS GONNA GET EATEN BY SPIDERS OMG OMG OMG
alan: this really IS amusing to you isn't it... oh and btw i actually made UP the spid- -screams in girly voice again and runs around and smacks into wall- IS IT GONE?!?! IS IT GONE?!?!
you: IS WHAT GONE?!?!?!
alan: OMG OMG OMG OMG I THOUGHT I SAW A SPIDER!!!!!!!!! OMG
Me: Are you sure you are a MAN?
Alan: YES! WANNASEEFORYOURSELF?! -Undoes belt-
Me: @___@; Nono, thats illegallll
Alan: No one will know wink
Eden: WTFAREYOUGUYSDOINGITOLDYOUNOTTODOANYTHINGGROSSCAUSEMOMMYWILLGEMAD >=O
Me: -REALLY hates Eden right now and wants to annoy her so grabs Alan and kisses him right in front of Eden-
Alan: O_______________________O
Eden: O_______________________O
Me: whee wink cool
Alan: Well, that was..unexcpected..O_o
Me: I just did it to make her mad -points at Eden-
Eden: D.=
Alan: So that wasnt real? crying -goes into emo room with the spiders-
Me: I NEVER win do i?
Eden: Nope! >=D
Me: Throws a pancake at Eden and eden falls out of window-
Alan: T__T
Me: -pats him on the back- you better get out of this room before the spiders eat you alive
Alan: BUTIWANTTHEPANCAKESANDWAFFLESANDSTUFF
Me: Okay..seriously...have eden make them for you then..
Alan: BUTIWANTYOUTOMAKETHEM!! DON'TMAKEMESTARTTALKINGLIKEAPREPPYSCHOOLGIRLAGAIN!!!!
Me: OH GOD NO!!!! -runs into kitchen and gets pan-
Alan: uh so is it safe to come out now?
Me: UH UH UH I DUNNO IS IT!?
Alan: WELLLLLLL IT IS MY HOUSE!!!!!!! so yeah... okay seriously how did you even get my number?
Me: NOW you ask that?!
Alan: uh..yea
Me: ...Weell....Um...i found it in the pancake mix I bought two weeks ago...
Alan: SOTHATSWHEREITWENT! I've been trying to find that paper everywhere! I dropped it, and then...WELLWHATVER!
Me: how did it get in the pancake mix?
Alan: ....
Me: Do you like...eat plain pancake mix O___o'
Alan: yes.. crying IKNOWIMWEIRDLEAVEMEALONE! -runs into new room
Me: -goes into new room- O__O This..room...is..sooHAWTLYFRICKENAWESOME
Alan: yesyes, its the sex room...
Me: oh..well then, i'm just gonna go then, i'll just go finish those pancakes..O_O
Alan: damn...
Me: WTF -runs into kitchen-
Alan: I hate being an old fart.
Me: -nervously making pancakes- *thinks* how can a 61 year old man want someone as young as me in their..ugh...bleh...room like that?
Alan: its not a sex room, i was just kidding, its my room, where i sleep. XD
Me: mad I hate you right now
Alan: MAKEMESOMEPANCAKESWITHMARSHMALLOWFLUFF~
Me: NO! YOULL EAT THESE DAMN PANCAKES!
alan: Fine
 IdiotBox Isis · Fri Feb 09, 2007 @ 05:29am · 0 Comments |
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Well, here it is. my Dream Journal.
I figure my dreams rawk, so I should share them with everyone.
LOOL.
I will try and write dreams I have every day, that is, if I can remember them.
PLUS, I only want to write down the good dreams.
I'm going to give titles to my dream, too. It makes the journal look better and more organized. XD
Anyway, Here's the dreams, enjoy. xD
Dream 1:
Randomness and A Date With Draco Malfoy
This dream started in kind of a basement place...
I was having a sleepover with some of my friends,my friend Abdullah was there, this other girl was there, and this black girl was there. So blablabla(This is one part I can't remember xD), and then me and Abdullah started fighing, and then I threw a pillow at him, and he dissapeared o_O.
Ok the Random part is done. x3. Now to the BEST part of my dream! It doesn't start out good though, but
whatever it gets good. xD
Ok so me and this black girl are walking in this schoolyard, and we see Tom (Malfoy) sitting in the bleachers, so i'm like 'Should I go talk to him?' and then my friend is like 'No O_O' so I went and sat beside him and said 'Hi' and he said hi, and then my friend was like 'ok can you just ask for his autograph and get this overwith?' so I asked for his autograph, but i didnt have anything for him to autograph, so I went and got some paper, but I dropped it, and then i'm like '-_- Just sign my arm' So he did, then we talked, and my friend talked with him, blablabla, then after a while he was like 'So, do you wanna go somewhere sometime?' and I was just about to say 'O_O yes!' when I realized he was looking at my friend. So I got up, and ran away crying.
I remember feeling so sad in my dream, it felt so real ='[
Anyway, I ran away and went into a secluded area and sat and cried. A day passed, and I went back to the school yard. Malfoy/Tom found me and he said 'things didn't work out with your friend...' and I kinda gave him a sad/mad look, and then he's like 'why don't we go somewhere and hang out' So I smiled REALLY big, and he held my hand.
Omg, It felt so real, like I was actually holding someones hand.
Anyway, then I leaned against him while we were walking. And he took me to this kind of..Legend of Zelda dungeon looking type place. Like you know, in the belly of JabuJabu, thats what it looked like sorta. and then we played around for a bit, laughed, and then my jeans made a farting noise on this leather thing, and i was like 'O__O it was the jeans!' then we both started laughing, then the jeans farted again, and we laughed harder and then next thing i know, I was laying on the ground looking at the stars with him, there was this one really bright star...and we looked at it for hours...it was amazing, we held hands and talked. Then the next day, we were like bf/gf, and blabla.
Then I woke up and was like O_________________________O Cause the dream felt so real...i mean, i could feel the warmth when I held his hand...i could feel how soft his cheek was...it felt...real...
About The Dream
Yes, it seems kinda girlish, a mere fantasy, right?
Wrong.
I beleive this dream (and many other dreams I've had that felt as real as this one) are signs.
Call me mental, but it's what I beleive.
Dream 2:
Weirdness At Hogwarts
Before you say anything, I just wanna say, Yes, I think about Harry Potter alot, no I'm not obsessed, but yes, excpect more Harry Potter themed dreams in the future xD
I was sitting in Hogwarts, looking out the window, I saw a trampoline, and some wires. There was also snow outside. It was time for class, so I walked along the hallway (it had a slight futuristic look, it was yellow, and had big square doors o.O) and went through one of the doors, i went into the classroom, *sigh* 'I hate this class, it's so boring' I thought, so I tried to think of a way to ditch class. I saw this weird opening behind my teacher (Dumbledore), and snuck behind him and went there to hide. I sat in the shade of this mysterious new hiding place, under the leaves. Malfoy looked at me, and then looked back at the teacher. I just sat in the little hiding place, and enjoyed some music I had with me, I was so glad I didn't have to do class. When class ended, I went through the doors, and almost fell into a big hole in the middle of 4 doors. I quickly jumped to the other side. Then Dobby the house elf came, he shut the door and I almost fell into the hole. Luckily I jumped into a different door. When the door closed, I was trapped in this weird room.
Yeah, what a stupid dream. xD I'm sure there wa way more stuff, but I can't remember it all.
About The Dream
Well, I don't erally know what to say about this one.
But it sure was weird o.O
Dream 3:
Behind the Scenes
This dream starts off in my school. It has the Hogwarts teachers, but not the actually castle of a school. We are also filming scenes from a new Harry Potter movie in this too.
I was in my Social Studies class, and for some reason, my teacher, Mr. Schwartz (he was my SS teacher in 8th grade), was really happy. He gave us no assignment, no homework, and we just had free time all class. After the class ended it was break. I was walking around with my old friend Katelyn, and I said 'God, I wish I had Snape for a class.' and she said 'you do, in 6th period.' Having forgotten about 6th period, this made me very happy, and thank God I had 6th period! I went into the classroom and sat down with Ron and Katelyn. When Snape came in, I was SO happy.
(At this point, this is where part of the movie is being filmed, but for some reason, we don't start filming for a little while. So we have some free time to get to know Snape.
After Snape walked in, we all started asking him questions and talking to him. He was talking to me the most (Oh yeah cool )and joked around with me the most. I asked him a few questions, and me and Katelyn talked with him for a while. He sat right across from me, so I had a good veiw of his eyes. 'What color are your eyes?' I asked him. 'They're green' he said in his uber schmexy voice.
Snape's eyes are most definetly NOT green though. xD Man, does he look sexy with green eyes though. I was like @_@ the whole time while looking at him in my dream. xD
I stared at Snape for another 5 minutes, then we had to leave to go shoot the first scene. For some reason, the first scene was running from some monster thing. So me, Katelyn, Ron, and all the other student actors all ran around in the hallways and screamed, like we were running from some monster. We did this for about 10 minutes.
And sadly, this is where I woke up crying
About The Dream
This is probably one of my favorite dreams
(probably second best to dream 1 xD).
If you were in it, well you woulda seen more, and talked to Snape more.
Which made the dream one of the best.
Snape = Sexy.
x3.
Dream 4:
I Got Asked Out/WTF o_O
This dream was awesome, I got asked out in it! By an uber cute black guy too ^3^.
I was in school, and obviously I hadn't been there in a while, cause when I came to school, people were all happy to see me, and I got lots of hugs and stuff. I went into my first class, chemistry, it looked like, and my teacher, Ms. Glass
(Shes from the teen drama show on family channel, Popular. Man, how I love that show)
said 'welcome back, Isis' and everyone smiled. After chemistry class, I walked to my next class, Gym.
I don't know why, but I had to walk on this like...thin metal walkway thingy then down some stairs to get outside o_O
In gym, we were doing fitness tests, and all that stuff. First we had to do some push-ups, and then some sit-ups. After those, we got to rest, so I layed on the grass, and then this guy named...Defon
Weird name, I know, and I don't even know a black guy named Defon... oh and if you're wondering, the name was pronounced 'Day-fon' o_O
He talked to me for a while, then asked me if I wanted to go out sometime. I was shocked, cause I've never been asked out before, and I said yes, nervously, but with a big smile on my face. After a couple more classes, school ended. I went to the soccer feild with my friends Kerry and Briget.
Kerry and Briget are from the show 8 Simple Rules, btw.
We hung out there for a while, then me and Briget said something about glittery mascara, and how we both loved it. Then me and Briget walked over to the soccer coach, and Bridget asked her if she could be on Owen Wilson's team.
WTF?! Owen Wilson? I have NO goddamn clue how he managed to get into my mind, I haven't seen an Owen Wilson movie in like, 5 months. o__O Weird.
The coach sad 'yes'. Then Briget started walking towards Owen, but then ALL the soccer guys came rushing towards the goal, so me, Briget, and Kerry ran as fast as we could out of the feild, we totally almost got trampled by a pack of soccer players xD.
This is where I woke up.
About The Dream
This dream... was completly random and weird.
I have NO CLUE why I'm having dreams about Family channel shows and Owen Wilson D=
Oh well, atleast this wasn't another Harry Potter dream. xD
Although, i'll take a Harry Potter dream to any dream, anyday.
<3
IdiotBox Isis · Fri Jan 26, 2007 @ 09:56pm · 0 Comments |
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Valentine's Day is nearing...
You do know what this means, right?
Love fills the air, and togetherness seems to be everywhere on this special day.
As I see it, Valentine's Day isn't a day of Love and Togetherness, it's a day of Jealousy and Lonliness.
It's just another day to make me feel even worse about never having a boyfriend.
You see everyone kissing, hugging, snuggling, and giving special gifts on this day, oh how I wish I was a part of it.
I feel as if I'm trapped in a deep, dark hole, I feel lifeless and alone, while everyone else is floating above me with nothing but happiness in their hearts, and someone to hold on to and love.
One day, or maybe even sometime soon, I hope I'm a part of the many people that are happy on Valentine's Day...
Until that special someone comes along,
I'll just continue to sit in this deep, dark hole, wishing that someone would love me.
******
I'm NOT asking for sympathy after you read this. I'm merly writing down how I feel. Rude comments will not be tolerated.
Thank you </3
IdiotBox Isis · Thu Jan 25, 2007 @ 07:15am · 2 Comments |
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