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So, I was at the mall today, shopping for shoes, when all of a sudden, a giant cookie began attacking the entire city! I was freaking out and I was all "NOOOO!!!" Then my amazing boyfriend jumped out of nowhere and morphed into the green power ranger and attacked the monsterous cookie! Oh, it was a fierce battle. The cookie would not go down easily, but my amazing and amazingly hot boyfriend was too powerful. He defeated the cookie, and then ate it! I then jumped in his arms and squeeled "Take me, you emerald stud!" and we flew off to the moon and got married and had 16 children.
And the best part? It all happened in one night!