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1. Call him a girl.

2. Ask if you can check weather he's a boy or not.

3. Commentate everything he does.

4. Agree with Sasori when Deidara and him are having an argument about their veiws on art.

5. Mock him by saying "un" and "yea".

6. Call him Dei-Dei-chan.

7. Call him Dei-Dei-chan in front of the Akatsuki.

8. Pull his ponytail and shout "DING DONG!"

9. Ask him if the mouths on his hands are for self pleasure.

10. Whatever his answer, tell everyone over and over again that they are, until you get beaten.

11. Tell him he's your b***h.

12. If he disagrees, start crying.

13. Call him sexy and kiss him in front of the Akatsuki.

14. Ask him what shampoo he uses.

15. Read him SasoXDei yaoi as a bedtime story.

16. Dye his hair pink and blame it on Sasori.

17. Tell random people a guy named Deidara left you because you were pregnant with his kid.

18. Knock on his door when he's trying to sleep.

19. When he answers and asks you what your doing, say you were trying to see if he'd answer.

20. Repeat every two minutes until beaten.

21. Hug him every five minutes or less.

22. Hug him in the middle of an important battle.

23. Stare at him.

24. When he asks what your staring at, shout "YOUR MOM!"

25. Cling to him for no reason whatsoever.