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top 21 indicators you might be an email junkie |
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1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
yeppers
2. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3.0 or higher."
haha no tattoos for me (:
3. You name your children Eudora, Mozillia and Dotcom.
okay that's just wierd
4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
haha sometimes
5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap....and your child in the overhead compartment.
okay i don't have a kid and if i did it wouldn't be in the overhead compartment, but as to the laptop thing, hell yeah
6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
haha no
7. You laugh at people with 9600-baud modems.
haha my dad does
8. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
yepp
9. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem...And you succeed.
no, im not that obsessed
10. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using your word processor.com
haha i do that sometimes
11. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
no that wierd
12. You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe at AOL dot com."
haha no
13. All of your friends have an @ in their names.
what??
14. Your cat has its own home page.
haha i wishh...i don't have a cat pouty face
15. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
haha i live iwht my mother...im 16
16. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
i do that a lot
17. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
haha no
18. You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
haha that's funny my besties are real people thank you very much
19. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
haha no
20. You tell the cab driver you live at http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.shtml.
haha that would be awesome, but there are no cabs in conyers
21. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. smile
i do that a lot, sub-conciously (:
i am an email junkie (:
but i'm a texting junkie too, and i don't need a quiz to tell me what i already know ;p
 x---T0RiixxT0XiiC · Fri Nov 27, 2009 @ 09:21pm · 0 Comments |
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You Know You're In America When... |
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A pizza can get to your house faster than an ambulance.
hell yeah
There are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
haha there sure are
People order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke.
i do that!
Banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
haha they do
People leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.
haha my dad does that
People use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
haha yeah
People sell hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
i don't get why they do that, but alas they do!
People use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures."
haha yeppers
i am deff in america (:
x---T0RiixxT0XiiC · Fri Nov 27, 2009 @ 09:16pm · 0 Comments |
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you know your a geek when... |
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#You look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that typeface."
hah, i do that a lot
# You set up an automatic rerouting of your e-mail to your pager.
don't have a pager :'(
# You get sudden attacks of bittersweet nostalgic feelings when thinking about your long-lost old Commodore 64, Sinclair ZX-81, TRS-80 (or whatever hardware you were raised on), and use large amounts of money/time trying to track one down.
nope
# You are wearing ten year old spectacles, made of steel.
don't have glasses
# You realize you _never_ cook, eating only take-away pizza.
i don't cook, my mom does, but i f i lived alone, that'd be me!
# You check your web access_page more than once a day
yepp.
# You seriously consider devoting a web page to your computer. (Not the brand, mind you, but the actual computer itself)
yessiree cuz my computer is magicc
# You have more e-mail addresses than you do pairs of shoes.
yeah, but i forgot the passwords to most of them xp
# You get depressed when you get less than 10 e-mail msgs a day.
it makes me feel unpopular :[
# You already know what you want to write both Master's papers and your dissertation about, and you just graduated from College.
no, not yet at college
# You can discuss the philosophical and physical differences among the tangos.
uhhh, no
# Although vaguely insulted by pocket-protector jokes, you still find them funny.
not insulted by them, but they are pretty good laughs
# You plan to get two Masters degrees.
meh, maybe
# You start getting paranoid you aren't getting all your e-mail.(If you have sent me e-mail, and there seems to be no life from me, try again.)
yess i sooo doo! even when its not soemthing important!
# Someone asks you what languages you know, and you reply Upper Slavic, French, Esperanto and C.
naww, i only know english and pig latin cx
# You spend more than 10 minutes contemplating how traffic lights work.
how do they work?? i could spend a whole day thinking about that!
# You can talk for hours about how, in 25 years, the whole country won't have E-Mail addresses.
naw, i can't image the country without email
# You buy a Mac SE, install 7.1 and MacHTTP, and become a web server - running over PPP (Hi Sean!).
noooo too much techincall stuff in one sitting! i'm good wiht techy stuff, but not that much. ask my dad, haha
# You design detailed floorplans before moving all of your furniture around.
sometimes, but mostly i just move it around randomly until i like it...though it'd prolly be less tiring if i did make floorplans more often...oh well!
# You've created a new variety of rose.
naww
# If anyone has said to you: "You are Jhayden?!?! I see you on the Vax all the time!" (Insert the appropirate substitutions, as appropriate.)
noo
# You set up your own newsgroup.
nope
# If you know the correct pronunciation of Tex, Linux, and TCL.
no
# If you paid $6000 for your computer and $500 for your car.
i would prolly do that if i had the money to. my dad sure did haha
# There's a newsgroup dedicated to you because of your netly activities.
no, but i wishh
# Someone mentions the Q Continuum, and you know what that means.
nope, not that lucky haha
# You seriously consider scanning in a picture of a squirrel, just to bug Maryam. (Got the nice picture; am using it for blackmail.)
who's Maryam??
# You get really excited that your mixer has a dough hook.
no
# Everyone in the neighborhood brings you (to) their computers to figure out what is wrong.
sometimes, if my dad can't get to it
# You can hold detailed technical conversations in a second language.
more or less. i can speak somewhat techy, but i'm not totally fluent in techy liek my dad is
# You are on the Obscure Software and Computer Crap Junk Mailing Lists
no
# You can explain how AppleTalk Networks work.
nope
# Sleep and nightime are no longer irrevocably linked
of course they aren't! who sleeps at night anymore anyway??
# You arrange to get e-mail access no matter where you go.
yeah
# WAIS is your life.
no
# You walk past a Con and people know who you are.
con??? the only con i know about is the anime con, and its always knew people every year, but the old people know me :]
# You have a definite philosphy of stacking wood for fires.
no
# You hear the word "Scuzzy" and the first thing you think of is not an adjective.
bo
# You went to a high school where the only team with a winning record was the Chess team.
haha hell no
# You rig up elaborate mechanisms to do really basic tasks.
if i could i soooo would! i would get one to brush my teeth for me xp
# You know about USENET cultures in groups you don't even read.
no
# You put your pathfinder on the web
i feel like i should know what a pathfinder is, but i can't remember :[
# You get REALLY excited when people from countries with limited access to the 'net are frequent visitors to your pages.
no
# You don't hand in final papers unless they've been formatted on a desktop publishing program.
meh...
# You write web pages about your web pages.
haha yeah
# Your favorite part of Geometry was proving theorems.
geometry was/is bleh in general
# You've ever contemplated collecting graters.
no
# You can remember your web address faster than your phone number.
haha yeah
# You'll spend a long time customizing a computer you'll use for one day to the absolute pinacle of comfort, but you won't bother to spend two hours sewing up a skirt, and wear the damn thing sarong style.
yepp
# You do your best work after 11 p.m.
of course, well not today cuz i'm bien lazy, but usually, of course
# You work in a building where you need a badge to move between floors.
i don't work xp
# You calculate the odds of getting one of the primo parking spaces in relation to your apartment, factoring in time, weather, season, etc, and are accurate over 80% of the time.
no but that would be awesomesauce if i did
# You can count the number of moderately good hacker/computer dude type films on one hand. (I promised not to froth at the mouth when I went to go see The Net -- I failed miserably. )
no
# You've bought one of those license plate holders on which you can have your URL or E-Mail address embossed.
nope
# You head straight past People and the always entertaining Weekly World News for this month's Computer Shopper
no but my dad dows haha
# You can track the geek gene through your family tree.
yes indeed i can :]
# You froth at the mouth when someone talks about the "Information Superhighway."
no
# You are a member of the USENET elite, invoked in posts in threads to which you have not posted.
no
# You can sing Tom Lehrer's element song.
Tom Lehrer? I feel like i should know him too but i can't remember!!
# Not only is your computer in the center of your room, it's set up so as allow 'netting from your couch, as well as your desk chair.
nopers
# You arrange your jobs so you can telecommute.
nope
# You organize your CDs, so the tops all face upward, alphabetically, or by record label (If you do more than one of these, you are an a**l-Retentive Geek).
yepm they face up and they are alphabetical, or they were when i checked them last...
# You spend a lot of time figuring out which of 100 adult goldfish are the most fertile, have the strongest genes, and combined to produce tiny little goldfish.
uhh, no
# You carry an 88 mb removable cartridge to and from work.
uhh...no
# You can sing any song from Grease 2. If you do the hand movements while singing, you should get out more.
no
# You plot to get your grandmother on E-mail.
haha no cuz i don't want her spamming up my inbox with questions on 'how to work this damn imtronet!' haha
# You've ever contemplated devoting a web page to World News Now, Kevin, Thalia, Bill, Shielah, Nissan, Okido, Asha, d**k Schapp, Willis, or, natch, Barry.
no
i don't think i'm a geek, but i am a nerd :]
x---T0RiixxT0XiiC · Fri Nov 27, 2009 @ 07:06am · 0 Comments |
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You live in the deep south when |
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You live in the Deep South when...
* You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
well, you can buy a lot of stuff at Walmart...
* "ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
that is soo true. i remember my mom screaming 'all ya'll need to come wash these damn dishes,' and 'ya'll think this is funny?' when she was only talking to me xp
* After five years you still hear, "Ya ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
yeppers
* "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.
lol nope not in a small town like conyers, not a lot of crimes up here
* Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, etc.
yeah, but in this modern day they don't use them, 'cept this one girl marybeth *shudders*
x---T0RiixxT0XiiC · Fri Nov 27, 2009 @ 06:46am · 0 Comments |
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you know your a 90's kid if... |
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You Know You’re A 90’s Kid If…
You know all the words to The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air theme song
yes, in fact, i do!
Goosebumps and Are You Afraid Of The Dark scared you
it did :[
You collected (and maybe played) Pogs
nope, i don't think so
You remember people fighting over Beanie Babies and Tickle Me Elmo toys
oh yes, me being one of them! "let go of my beanie baby b***h!"
You had a short-lived slap bracelet phase
oh yeah!
You know the Macarena
of course! who doesn't??
Your winter coat used to be a Starter jacket
naw
You thought you could climb the Agrocrag faster than any of the kids on GUTS
nope
Your shoes had flashing lights
of course! they were pokemon shoes too!
TGIF was your favorite TV lineup
naw
Oregon Trail Day was your favorite day in class
nope
Bill Nye taught you something
HE SURE DID!
You’d have a cassette tape in the radio so you could record your favorite song when it came on
HELL YEAH!
You wanted to find Carmen Sandiego AND Waldo
dude, you know me so well!
Surge was your idea of an energy drink
nah
Warheads and Tongue Splashers were a key contributor to your cavities
yes indeed-y!
You predicted your future with paper fortune tellers:
yeppers and i believed them too! just like M.E.S.H!
You told someone The Blair Witch Project was real
nope
You knew every detail about each Saved By The Bell character
i knew a few :]
Your goal was to be on American Gladiators if becoming a professional athlete didn’t work out
naw
You had a stance on whether you liked Ice Ice Baby or U Can’t Touch This better
OF COURSE!!! it's just way too hard to decide!
You thought gas was expensive when it was over $1
yeah, but i was a kid xp
You (or someone you know) wore Jelly Shoes, the Crocs of the 90s
i wore them!! oohh i saw some in a store rrecently and i picked them up and then my mom yelled at me and told me to put them back :[
imma go be my emo kid in a corner now cuz no jelly shoes!
so basically i am indeed a child of the 90s~
x---T0RiixxT0XiiC · Fri Nov 27, 2009 @ 06:40am · 0 Comments |
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hey, i'm back betches!
its been a long time since i've been on gaia
a couple months maybe
since like august!
so, maybe not too long
but, i digress...
anyways, i'm gonna go do some quizzez that make me seem stupid and post them on here smile
isn't that just the totally awesomesauciest thing in the world??
music-fire burning by sean kingston
mood-happy, ditzy, and loved
what i'm doing-none of your beezwax!
x---T0RiixxT0XiiC · Fri Nov 27, 2009 @ 06:31am · 0 Comments |
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