January 16th,
I've decided I might as well use this more often so I'm going to try and write about interesting stuff in here! I'll probably ramble, but no one's forcing you to read it. I was just practicing my monologue that I have to present on Tuesday. My presentation for arms and the man today went wonderfully! I got abused a little but I can take it blaugh My sister gave me half a joint but I think I'll save it for when I take pics to photoshop of smoke. I just love how hot it looks when smoke it coming out of someone's hot lips! lol I'm weird. I'm such a hypocrite though. Like I don't find it hot when a guy smokes weed. I mean, like every guy I've seen high is either boring or an idiot confused Not a turn on. Cigs are only hot if a guy is smoking them but I lust and not love. If I love you and you smoke I'll be terrified you'll die from lung cancer. So if you feel like sending me sexy pics of you smoking I'll lust you blaugh Also I can't get this damn song out of my head called "Colorado Sunset". Like I've listening to it about 15 times today and can't stop, not the kind of music I normally listen to though. I'm so bored right now though. Like everyone is too busy to hang out and in like two sittings I've memorized most of my monologue. Here's what I have to do:
No, I will talk about him. Once in a while it's good for you to do something you don't want to do. It cleanses the insides. He was terribly sweet and groovy-looking, but kind of adolescent, you know what I mean? Girls mature faster than boys. Boys are neater, but girls mature faster. When we met it was like fireworks. I don't know if I'm saying it right, but it was a marvelous kind of passion that made every day like the Fourth of July. Anyway, the next thing I knew we were standing in front of a justice of the peace getting married. I mean there we were getting married! I hadn't even finished high school and I had two exams the next day and they were on my mind, too. I heard the justice of the peace saying, "Do you, Jack, take Jill to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Can you imaging going through life as Jack and Jill? And then I heard "Till death do you part" and, suddenly, it wasn't a wedding ceremony. It was a funeral service. You know that wedding ceremony is very morbid when you think about it. I hate anyhting morbid and there I was being buried alive...under Jack Benson. I wanted to run screaming out into the night! But it was ten o' clock in the morning. I mean you can't go screaming out into ten o'clock in the morning...so I passed out. If only I'd fainted before I said "I do". I did try, believe me. I tried for 6 days but I knew it was no good. I don't know... Well, I think just because you love someone it doesn't necessarily mean you want to spend the rest of your life with him. But Jack loved me. I mean he really, really loved me and I hurt him and that's what I can't stand. I jut never want to hurt anybody. I mean marriage is a commitment, isn't it? I just can't be committed or involved. Can you understand?"
I have to do like a lot of blocking too which won't be the most fun.
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