being a pizza man by daemian fernandez
being a pizza man would be hard that is why im writing because pizza men are always beat up prank called and dooped out of life because of those damn kids that do s**t like that not to be rude but those kids that egg his car every night are assholes who would do such a horrable thing thats just mean lets say you were delivering pizza and your name is luigi and some kid goes up to you witha 9mm handgun and shoots both your legs and takes all of your soda and pizza and then the nex day your boss mario says your fired and calls koopas to take you away and hes sitting on a throne being fed mushrooms then your on the streets begging for on decent smashed up fire flowerthen you die the next day of blood loss from the 9mm handgun shots because they had poisonous mushroom in them basicaly a pizza mans life is filled with s**t you dont deserve
 Daemian In Your Pants · Wed Apr 18, 2007 @ 10:14pm · 1 Comments |
