What to say when someone asks how you're feeling.
Observe:
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Splendiferous, and fantastically funk free! Are you spiffy? No? NO SPARKLEHORSE FOR YOU! I will eat your tiny gerblets and munch them beyond chew capacity! For there is divine parking in every lot, and a cow for every moo. And lo! There is a light in yonder window breaking! Breaking what I don't know, but it's breaking! No more I say, NO MORE THE WITLESS WOOTERS OF CLEMMONTSVILLE. THEY AND THEIR PEACHY CUMBER TARTS MUST FUDDLE OUT OR BE DEALT WITH. Mooooooooost serveeeerelyyyyy.
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