Interview with the Rat
Why, yes. I do like doing these.
Why, yes. I do like doing these.
What's your name? Gregory Gabriel Charmagne
Prefers: Geego or G
How old are you? ... I don't know.
Are you male or female? Male
What's your race? Spanish?
Appearance:
Are you considered normal in your own world? If I didn't have a tail, I guess so.
What would be your most recognizable feature(s)? My blinding ******** hair
Would you consider yourself attractive? ********, yes
Personality:
Temper: What the hell? I don't have a temper. You trying to say something?
Do you ever get depressed? Nah
Leader or Follower? Leading means you get shot first
What is the main aspect of your personality? I...er...like to twist things?
History:
Does you have a family of any sort? Let's see. I've got Tevo, Chickydette, Ros, and I'm thinking Veiu. Gon'na have a new family member in a little while.
Are you out on your own? If so, why? With my own house? No. I freeload because it's easier
Have you encountered any traumatizing events? I was a rat for fifty someodd years. That's pretty damn traumatizing
What was probably the best time in your life so far? This is going to sound sappy as all ********, but finally getting to kiss Veiu. It was all '******** finally!' and this nice sense of accomplishment that I got her away from Tevo. Not to mention that she's a damn good kisser
Romance:
Single? I don't really know
Have you developed any romantic relationships? Yup
Virgin? You're an idiot
Do like flirting? Every now and then. Not so much anymore
Symbolism:
What animal would you associate yourself with? Is this a trick question?
Musical Instrument? How in the hell am I like an......Oboe. Blow me and I'll make nice low sounds for you
Element? BURN DAMNIT
Planet? Pluto. Poor little demoted thing
RANDOMIZE!
Are you wanted for anything? Surprisingly no
What are three weaknesses? Hm. I don't like water, it doesn't take a lot to freak me the hell out, and I'm too protective of the people I decide I'm keeping an eye on
Strengths? I hold liquor pretty well, can fall off of just about anything and walk away, and it's hard to manipulate me, or so I think
Do you drink or smoke? At the same time
What's one quirk of yours? If you tell anyone I'll murder your first born child, but I'm actually a decent singer
Does you have any phobias? Is getting my a** kicked a phobia?
What could someone do to get you into a blind rage? Jab out my eyes
Do you like chickens? Nope. Yes, I am a hypocrite. Shut the hell up
