HOKAY, READ THIS NOW~! THIS IS ONLY PART 1 BTW.
Once upon a time, Rome was just chillin' in his awesome mansion crib, masturbating to some yuri while scratching his manry chin hair. Speaking of manry chin hair, France was there with him for some reason. Maybe because masturbating is at least 5x as better with him (Proven fact) Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.
Pompeii was standing impatiently at the door to the rather large house with a small measuring cup in her hand. She began to knock again when she heard strange noises coming from a nearby bush. She walked over to check it out.
France then slapped her in the face for staring at his pubes, who was somehow outside now, probably because he's French, and everyone knows French people can teleport. So then France asked Pompeii why she had a cup.
Pompeii stood there for a second before answering France with a smashed measuring cup in his head. She then replied that Germany had sent her to go buy flour for some reason and she had no money so she thought ahead and was going to ask for some.
France smacked her harder with his pimp hand and said that she would PAY FOR MESSING UP HIS HAIR. BOTH ON ALL THREE OF HIS HEADS. His anger ended quickly though because Rome came to the door wearing a daisy duke's get up (Note that he didn't even own s**t like that...) and asked what his whiney kid/brat was doing there.
Pompeii scowled and held up her hand that had the shattered remains of the cup in it up to his face, but immediately vomited on his shoes after seeing his new outfit.
Rome got all pissy with the sharp shards of glass cup in his face, so he hit Italy in the brain (He does this a lot when he's mad. Which is why he grew up to be really, REALLY ******** up) out of anger. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE he shouted.
I WANTED TO BORROW SOME FLOUR. DAMN! Pompeii pouted, helping Italy up, after wondering where he suddenly appeared from.
WHY THE HELL DO YOU NEED FLOUR Rome asked, putting his hands on his barley clothed hips.
Pompeii resisted the strong urge to vomit again. I need, well I dont need it, Germany does, and he didnt tell me why. She answered, covering her mouth in an attempt to keep the remainder of her lunch down. Italy jumped up and down at the mention of Germany needing flour. Pompeii became suspicious.
Rome raised one eyebrow, "Hmm... this could mean a cake." He thought out loud. "A stripper cake!" France added excitedly. "Good call, France." Rome thanked his sexy friend. He then went into his kitchen, and soon returned to the front door with a bag of flour. "Look, I'll only give this to you if my sexy, sexy friend and I get to have some of whatever Germany is making with this, deal?"
Pompeii didn’t bother to question the two, just as long as she got what she came for. Fine, but don’t ask me, you have to ask him yourselves. She said, hefting the rather large bag of flour over her shoulder with just one arm and minimal effort. Come on Italy, lets get this back before Germany comes home and sees that Prussia isn’t in the basement anymore. Pompeii dragged Italy behind her by his tie.
BUT I WANNA STAY AND MASTURBATE WITH GRANPA ROME! Italy cried. No grandson, go with your, er, "Sister" Rome told him, walking back into his house to have sex with France.
Pompeii got a disturbed look on her face as she kept walking. Italy cried the whole way home because he knew Prussia was going to rape him.
When they got home, Germany stood outside, listening to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKpGZnE7PXs&feature=watch_response Shaking his a**
Pompeii giggled a bit, as Germany probably didn’t realize they had gotten home before him. She threw Italy onto his back suddenly, and quickly ran inside. DOITSUUUUUUUUUU~! Italy cried, as he clung onto Germany’s back like a monkey.
A very homosexual monkey.
"SUCKING TO HARD ON YOU'RE- WHAT THE ******** ARE YOU DOING HERE ITALY" Germany shouted, flinging Italy into a can of white paint. "Eww! What is this!" He cried, frowning that Germany had pushed him off. "I was painting the house when YOU JUMPED ON MY BACK!"
Hungary was watching across the street with binoculours. She was masturbating.
Italy ran up to Germany, dripping with the paint, and started smacking him weakly, when suddenly Prussia burst through the window and roundhouse kicked Hungary in the face. Pompeii, who was in front of the window, was securely attached to his other foot.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE Prussia screamed, GERMANY, DID YOU c** ON ITALY WILDLY AGAIN. AND WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO A SONG ABOUT LOLIPOPS. Germany began to shake in embarrassment, "uhh... uhh It's not what you think." He began, HEY WAIT HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE BASEMENT.
Pompeii smiled widely as she wrapped her arms around her back innocently. She began to back away slowly toward the house, hoping that Germany wouldn’t notice her.
b***h GET BACK HERE Germany trailed after Pompeii YOU LET MY BROTHER GO YOU b*****d. Italy sat in the corner, crying, while Prussia ran away with Pompeii, in hopes that Germany would not catch her.
B-but I don’t wanna, he’s so awesome!!! Pompeii clung to Prussia as he ran. Italy threw some pasta at Germany because he wasn’t paying attention to him, but it hit Sealand in the face instead.
Sealand started sucking the pasta off his face all sexy like, that's when Tom, in a stripper outfit, began to hump his leg subconsciously. Sealand is all badass, and TOTALLY a country, so he let him do it. ANYWAYS Germany knocked over Pompeii, who landed on Prussia, and Germany landed on top of Pompeii. GERMAN. POTATO. SANDWICH.
Pompeii, who was definitely NOT as tall or muscular as the two German men sandwiching her, was squirming around between them, her small voice muffled by Prussias chest. Sealand turned to make out with Tom, when Hungary flew out from the bushes, rainbows coming from her butt, and tackled him. SECKS NAO! She screamed wildly.
Tom was all, "EWWW NO I DUN LIKE GIRLS" and pushed Hungary aside, she began to finger herself in the corner at the thought of Tom being bi. That's when Tom realized he WAS bi, but didn't like girls like Hungary. He continued to make out with Sealand while Germany and Prussia started to take off their pants.
Pompeii quickly realized the situation she was in, and started crying like the scared little Italian she was. Hungary quickly left to find someone to do it with and Sealand started stripping like the pro that he is.
Prussia and Germany finally were able to slip their underwear off and started to slowly arouse Pompeii, but from a the corner, Hungary was watching them slowly... Tom yelled at Sealand for taking his clothes off and began to crossdress him (Because Tom Digs crossdressing)
Pompeii started screaming crazily, and Japan walked out of the house, stared for a few seconds, made a WTF face then quickly turned and went inside. Sealand was now donned with rainbow cat ears and a tail, a collar with a ridiculously large bell, and a frilly mini-skirt with kittens on it.
Soon Hungary had a bottle of lotion ready to masturbate to the sexiness that was the German Potatoh sandwich, when Germany started a** ******** Pompeii, and at the same time, Prussia using her front and playing with her hair. With so much crossdressing goodness that was going on with Sealand and Tom (Who was wearing white kitty ears and a tail, with pink latex panties) Poland jumped in through the
Window with a pink tu-tu and screamed, "MAKE OVER!!!"
Pompeii growled a bit and bit into Prussia's shoulder, hoping that would trigger some kind of reaction that would enable her to escape. She was wrong. Sealand giggled like a school girl when Poland mentioned the M word and screamed LETS DO IT, YEEEEEEEEEAH! before dragging Tom along with him.
LAWL AT RANDOM TUTU POLAND
Suddenly Germany jizzed in Pompeii's a**.
And Poland started putting enough makeup on Sealand to make him look like this: http://www.zvents.com/images/internal/7/1/9/4/img_214917_primary.jpg?resample_method=
(Yes, that's a guy in that picture. He's freakin' beautiful)
Pompeii screamed and elbowed Germany in the stomach. She clung to Prussia and cried. Meanwhile the new Jeffree Starr clones crashed through the wall with pink sparkles of gayness and rainbows while riding a unicorn.
Soon Prussia had managed to pull Germany off of Pompeii, who he began to beat the ******** out of. MEANWHILE Poland, Tom, and Sealand started singing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLBHooqolaw&feature=channel
+ Jeffree Starr
Pompeii managed to get out of the middle of the brawl that was going on and picked up Italy, who was severely traumatized and threw him at Germany like a rocket. Sealand was utterly horrified at the violence and got out his FABULOUS CELL PHONE and started to dial.
Germany began to HARD CORE ******** ITALY while Prussia carried off Pompeii, licking her *CENCORED BECAUSE I'M A b***h C: * Sealand dialed England to come and pick him up, but when England arrived he was horrified to see how Sealand was dressed. He was also scared that Poland and Tom were having a little orgy in the corner with the Jeffree Star clones.
Pompeii whined at Prussia, who was enjoying himself a little TOO much, to put her down. She struggled in his arms uselessly. Sealand smacked England like the Limey b***h he was and made him drive him and his Jeffree Starr army to the mall. THE STRIP MALL. (lol play on words)
Prussia then began to tie up Pompeii, who was kicking and screaming the whole time. "I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING." Said Hungary in the dark corner, watching it all go down. Soon Tom, Sealand, England, Poland, and the Jeffree Starr Army started cosplaying as L4D2 characters and pretended that the Jeffree Starrs were Zombies in the mall. They bled rainbows and glitter when you shot them. But the
Thing is they didn't have guns, they had pink rainbow-y chainsaws
Pompeii tried playing the cute card, even though she knew it would probably make Prussia want her more. She made as much of a pouty face as possible, making sure to even tear up a bit, and blush a little to complete the effect. Sealand and his army chased after England with their sparkly, rainbows of gay.
Pompeii's antics did not work on Prussia and he began to whip her PAINFULLY. Meanwhile, Sealand discovered that the Army came rainbow flavored j**z so they all sucked each other off.
Pompeii let out a muffled groan, trying not to let out her secret. She liked the pain, but she wouldn’t let anyone know that. They would rape her endlessly. Sealand and Tom squealed with delight as they got showered with the sticky, rainbow flavored rain. Grandpa Rome smacked Romano with a spatula and made him clean up the puddle he left in the kitchen. Romano cried.
MEANWHILE, IN ROME France was masturbating himself dry and decided he'd go see Sophia. Sophia was kinda just chilling out and then looked at France and went, "BRO LET'S LIKE, HAVE A BABY." Rome started face ******** Romano. MEANWHILE, IN GERMANY'S HOUSE, Prussia sat with one leg on the chairs back and one leg on the floor, so that his crotch was in Pompeii's face. MEANWHILE, WITH THE GAYS,
everyone there became J-Pop stars by singing "Rainbow Rain" A remix of chocolate rain.
Pompeii turned her head away with an embarrassed look on her face and shut her eyes tightly. After they became J-Pop stars, they decided to trip to Japan’s place and become SUPER STARS! Romano screamed as his grandfather tapped his temporal lobe through his eye socket.
So then France sighed and told Sophia that he ran out of j**z, to which Sophia told him to make more. France said it wasn't like that so he decided he's consult Rome on it. France and Sophia asked Rome (Once he was done skull ******** Romano) how to make j**z. MEANWHILE, WITH PRUSSIA, He shoved his d**k in Pompeii's mouth. MEANWHILE, WITH THE GAYS, Japan freaked out at the sight of the clones...
Pompeii immediately freaked out, but it didn’t do any good because she was the dumbshit that got herself tied to the chair. She bit down, but not hard, because she was afraid that Prussia would hurt her very seriously if she broke his vital regions. Grandpa Rome explained that to make more j**z, one needed to listen to that song, j**z in My Pants, while vigorously masturbating to yuri and yaoi
at the same time.
The army of gay clones attacked Japan with their d***o fingers of sparkly faggotry, and Sealand and Tom totally did it.
MEANWHILE, IN ROME France tried to explain to Rome that he WAS doing that, but nothing worked. Sophia wanted a baby, so he was really desperate and asked Rome what to do again. MEANWHILE, AT GERMANY'S Prussia CAME C:! MEANWHILE, IN JAPAN, Japan mowed down half the army with his super ninja skills and then watched peacefully with Poland as Tom and Sealand ******** under a cherry tree
Pompeii choked on Prussia's AWESOMESAUCE and started crying again. Grandpa Rome magically bestowed more j**z to France and laughed as he snatched up Romano, who had pissed his pants yet again, and flew away on a rainbow puffcloud into the sky. Sealand was very satisfied with Tom, but he wanted to see how many clones they could each fit in them.
MEANWHILE, IN ROME Rome (AKA the j**z Fairy) flew away on a giant c**k after Romano, so Sophia and France were all alone (Bow chicka wow wow) MEANWHILE, IN PRUSSIA Prussia realized what he was doing so he stopped and hugged Pompeii. MEANWHILE WITH THE GAYS, Sealand and Tom started to test their theory and Japan watched in horror. Poland masturbated.
Pompeii sniffled a bit, but then nudged Prussia with her forehead lightly. Sealand was convinced that he had fit more clones than Tom, so he called England over to count them, but England shoved Japan over instead. Romano screamed in horror at the giant c**k behind him. The talons on that thing were friggin' huge!
MEANWHILE, IN ROME Sophia and France totally did it outside, because nature is ******** BEAUTIFUL (Pun intended) MEANWHILE, IN PRUSSIA Prussia decided he's gonna be nice. So he apologized to Pompeii for the whole mess and offered to sleep with her. MEANWHILE, WITH THE GAYS, Japan was so scared at the sight of the many Jeffree Starrs in Tom's a** that he fainted, but then he got mass T-Bagged.
Romano and Grandpa Rome were flying through the air when suddenly Russia shot down Grandpa Rome's giant c**k and flew after Romano on his magical Lithuania. MEANWHILE Pompeii thought about Prussia's offer for a while before nodding her head slightly. MEANWHILE Sealand pimpslapped Japan and ordered him to count the clones so he could prove to Tom that he had a much more elastic a** than him.
Greece showed up and ******** a thousand cats.
MEANWHILE, IN ROME All Sophia and France could do was wait, and as there were doing so, Russia came down and asked what was going on and why France was on top of Sophia. To which they replied, "Why are you flying on Lithuania?" MEANWHILE, IN PRUSSIA Prussia showed Pompeii his huge epic bed that's like, building size and they decided to mess around. MEANWHILE, WITH THE GAYS, Japan reluctantly
started counting the clones as Greece moaned with his d**k at the other end of a cat's throat. Even Poland didn't know why Greece was there....
Russia just made a creepy face as he turned and walked away, Lithuania under his arm crying. Pompeii sat dead center on the bed and sorta sank in. She giggled a little at the feeling. It turned out that Tom had two more clones than Sealand, to which Sealand slapped Tom on the a** rather hard. Greece continued getting some p***y....cats.
MEANWHILE, IN ROME Sophia got so scared that she magically put her clothes back on and sat on Rome's couch with France. Now, all they could do was wait. Russia looked at Lithuania strangely and asked why he wasn't with Poland. MEANWHILE, IN PRUSSIA, Prussia glomped Pompeii and bit her shoulder. HARD. MEANWHILE, WITH THE GAYS, Tom's a** grew so wide, even Poland went, "DAMN." And then Greece was all,
Lithuania simply shrugged his shoulders at Russia's inquiry. Grandpa Rome came and b***h slapped Russia for letting his grandson get away from him. Romano laughed and went to find his brother. Pompeii could not contain her feelings and let out a rather loud, girly moan and dug her nails into Prussias back. Japan vomited several times over, and Greece went back to ******** another cat,
but found Turkey ******** one instead, so he beat the s**t out of him with the cat.
MEANWHILE, IN ROME, Lithuania began to have an epic battle with Rome, even though he'd never win, in hopes of saving Russia from Rome's evil sexiness. Romano was brought to Germany's house, in which he found the two ******** STILL. MEANWHILE, IN PRUSSIA, Prussia looked at Pompeii oddly but then continued to bite. MEANWHILE, WITH THE GAYS, Japan and the others watch Greece get all pissed, but then
After an agreement, they all got fine, fine cats
Rome was fighting valiently against Lithuania when all of a sudden, a smokin' hot lady that was actually Jeffree Starr seduced G-Pa Rome into letting Lithuania win cause he sucks a**. (Quite literally)
Romano screamed like a girl and startled a nearby Witch that proceeded to beat the s**t out of him. Pompeii twitched every time Prussia bit down on her shoulder. She groaned again, clearly aroused, she didn’t care about her stupid secret anymore. Greece glared at Turkey for getting a much sexier cat than him and smacked him with his d**k.
MEANWHILE, IN ROME, Rome totally asked J-Starr on a date because he's so cool like that, but when they got to the sex part (Because duh, it's a date with Rome!) Rome kinda freaked out because of J's p***s, but oddly turned on. MEANWHILE, IN PRUSSIA Prussia looked up from Pompeii, mouth filled with blood, and asked her if she liked getting hurt. Then A kitty that looked like the next picture came
Out of Greece's d**k and started clawing at Turkey's mask
Mr. Starr proceeded to ******** Grandpa Rome's brains out. Pompeii, who was probably as red as a tomato, simply nodded weakly, her face starting to sweat. She wanted to know what Prussia tasted like, after all, he had CLEARLY tasted her already. The tiny white cat clawed off Turkeys mask and Greece jizzed a million rainbow kitties into the sky.
MEANWHILE, IN ROME, Rome totally digged J-Starr, so they started a pop band together because they wanted to beat out Sealand, Tom, Poland, and The J-Star Clone's pop band. J-Rome's new hit single was "Bad Roman" and everyone loved it. MEANWHILE, IN PRUSSIA, Prussia then proceeded to bite Pompeii's shoulder AGAIN, but that's when he felt something biting him... MEANWHILE, WITH THE GAYS,
Turkey shot a rainbow through his eyes, to which the Gays replied, "DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY. WHAT COULD IT MEAN?!"
Grandpa Rome and Mr. Starr then challenged the gays to a Battle of the Bands competition, and s**t HIT THE FAN. Pompeii liked the taste of Prussia's blood, so she bit down as hard as she could, even resorting to trying to tear his flesh open to get a better taste. Sealand and his army of clones as well as Poland and Tom all had buttsecks one last time before accepting the challenge.
Greece then decided to start shoving cats into places they should never EVER go.
The garbage can.
Turkey then raped Greece for his cats and ran off into the distance.
MEANWHILE, IN THE BATTLE OF THE BANDS, Since the gays were a lot more experienced, they totally kicked J-Starr's a**, and then they proceeded to ******** their kicked asses. Besides the German potatoh sandwich, it was the BEST. ORGY. EVER. MEANWHILE, IN PRUSSIA, Prussia was soon shocked at Pompeii's behavior, but hey, he liked it. He simply bit HER harder as she tore away at his shoulder. His sheets
were beginning to stain with blood. MEANWHILE, IN GREECE, Greece stared off into the distance to look at Turkey gayly skip away, "Wow..." Thought Greece, "He is so gay."
Rome and Mr. Starr enjoyed the defeat buttsecks they were getting, but Rome had never had it before so he was not sure. Pompeii flinched a little, but proceeded to bite harder, and tried to push Prussia over, which wouldn’t be easy. Greece decided to skip after Turkey gayly, as he wanted more Turkish buttsecks for no reason.
MEANWHILE, IN ROME, Rome sorta liked buttsecks but he wasn't quiet sure, so he went to his best bro France, who was taking care of his suddenly preggy waifu, Sophia. MEANWHILE, IN PRUSSIA, Prussia noticed what Pompeii was trying to do, and so he winded up on top of her, talking about sexing her vital regions. MEAHWHILE, IN GREECE Turkey was in Greece. Hot, steamy, p***y loving Greece.
Rome suddenly questioned France about his pregnant waifu, instead of the whole Buttsecks thing. Pompeii, who was now covered in blood, got a sly grin on her face. She placed her bloodied hands on either side of Prussias face and pinched his cheeks, tugging harshly as she did so. Greece grabbed a cat and started ******** it.
HE LOVES HIM SOME p***y........CATS.
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