EBIL ALL AROUND its cold and dark well dark black with a touch of blue and grey well watever back to the story when its a cold place and im fightin evil. as i walk outside i see EBIL things gargoyoles,demons,and the scaryest ... COWS. i fight them with CHEESE!!( if ur wondering y i fight with cheese go to www.y i fight with cheese blah blah blah something something.com smile ...) when i was fightin i am stabbed by milk i fall to the ground in a puddle of blood.
TO BE CONTINUED
PART 2
im in a puddle of blood i can see the light ............... ooo god im dead
CRAP wait........... im falling aww man i goin to be killed o well i had
a good life ya right ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................im still falling...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*takes a drink of coke and carrys on*........................................................................................................................................................................................*3 days later*.................................................................................................................................................................BBAAAMMM i hit the ground "man im hungry" *walks to mcdonalds drive thru and says and order IN RAP STYLE*
"i need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce
dont frottin son no seeds on the bun
id be in this drive thru order for 2
i got a craving for a number nine like my shoe
i need some chicken over here
in this dizzle
rizzle in my mizzle
extra salt in the hizzle
dr. pepper for my brother
another for ur mother
double double super size
and DONT FORGET THE FRIES..
...............................
CRISPY!!!!"
and the person who works there says " sorry can u say that again "
i say NO and leave
AND THEN
a car hits me runs me over 47826718678667877697 times
THE END ................................................. NOT!!!
i get up from being runned over and start break dancing
TO BE CONTINUED HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHO MERRY CHRISTMAS...............NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PART 3
back where we left off
(i was break dancin)
i still see ebil i decide to give up fightin and play wit my friend today
i go to see my friend sir shoompy the great and i tell him "i will do anything u do"
so he said ok
then he starts crying.... so i cry
then he starts laughing........... so i laugh
then he jumps of a cliff........ sooooo i dont jump off i laugh.............. EVEN HARDER
now he has died
so i find another friend and do the exact same thing
AMEN
on the 3697770 and a half time i do this thing
i find a smarter friend
but hes no match for me !!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAAAA
so i try to kill him like i did to the rest
so he crys....... i stab him with a knife
HAHAHA SUCKER!!!
and then i call the ambulance wahmbulance
and i say that he ate a diaper filled with poo
and became psycho and killed himself
and guess wat they believed me
so that was the end of my friends
UNTIL NEXT TIME mabye naahhh i shoudnt do it anymore
TO BE CONTINUED
Jordan00900 Community Member 
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