I was sitting in a coffee shop doing some work for school. I am in the zone with my essay and I am typing madly on the computer trying to get down my sentances.
Dont you hate it when someone interrupts your thoughts?
A tall and greasy looking man comes over to my table and sits down. He begins to smile at me and suddenly begins to talk to me.
I am looking at him as if I wanted to strangle him. I was in the middle of a tremendous breakthrough with this essay! It was going to be a masterpiece, and this loser had to come along and interrupt my genius.
He begins to ask what my name is and where I live.
I feel like slapping this idiot.
"My name is none of your business, and where i live is also non-existant." I try and get back to my work hoping that this idiot will walk away with his feelings hurt.
He ignores my cut throat reply, and continues with his 'ten questions.'
"Wanna go out with me? What food do you like? Where did you get your shirt? I love CKY!" -Yeah the ******** right.-
The coffee shop is generally a very busy place where everyone hangs out, and I rip out the earpieces of my ipod from my ears and begin on a rampage.
"Please leave me the hell alone! Your breath smells, I dont want to meet your mother, I bet you dont even know who CKY is, and I dont want to date you! Dating you would be like dating pee wee herman!"
I get back to my essay as he leaves my table.
What a flipping moron.
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