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I know the subject doesn't seem very interesting, but just bear it with me. First I want all of you to take a vote by a show of hands.

All, right ready? Ok, everyone who enjoys the heat and summer, please raise your hand.

Everyone voted? Made your decision? Good! Moving on now.

For everyone who raised their hand they can go ******** themselves because I absolutely hate the heat. So I much prefer the cold not that I enjoy the cold I just prefer it. So I'm very pissed when it's hot and since I live in Michigan, a state that can never ever make up its mind on what kind of weather it wants to have, I'm in a bit a heat wave that is to my distaste.

This all brings up the subject of places to live...or rather place I would rather live.

Lets list the places shall we?

Japan, Russia, and England.

England is more of place I would want to visit than live in. I wouldn't mind living there if I got to live in a castle. But if I lived in a castle I would have to be rich and if I was rich I wouldn't probably be living in England. So, we can pretty much cross that out.

Russia, I know what your thinking. Mordak you communist b*****d why do you want to live there. Well honestly there is only two reasons to have a decent reason to live there. One thing I know about Mother Russia is that it is cold. Cold enough, in certain areas, to never see a hot day in its life and that's reason enough for me. The other reason is that I find the Russian accent kind of sexy. So, don't get me wrong there. Now, I understand those reasons aren't really good enough, but that's all I have.

Now, Japan...what's not to love. Video games, manga, and the highest of technology. On the bonus side it's the horniest and most perverted country in the world. Tentacle hentai and nudity allowed on TV. I say it again what's not to love. Oh, and it's pretty cold there. That's to my liking.

So there you have it. I think it's obvious which one I want and I can only hope that someday I live there. Night all!