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Total Drama Warriors ~ Not So Happy Campers Part 2
"Okay, kiddies. Your challenge today is to jump off of this hundred foot-cliff into that itty-bitty target below. The area surrounding it is filled with sharks! The itty-bitty target, we're pretty sure, is shark-free." Spiritstorm was saying. "And we have been assured it's safe. Killer Bass, you're up."
"Why can't an intern do it, Sprintstorm?!" Chef Talonear was complaining.
"Because all of our interns are in the hospital. Just do it, you big chicken." Sprintstorm taunted. Chef Talonear sighed.
"You don't pay me enough to do this." He took a breath and jumped off. He landed into the shark-infested part. "Hey! I'm alive! I'm - something just brushed my leg. AUGH!" Chef Talonear was chased onto shore.
"Looks safe to me."
"Oh... wow... okay. Who wants to go first?" Falconstrike asked. No reply. "Okay, I guess I'll go. Here's hoping." The brown cat jumped into the safety zone. "I made it!" Chef Talonear drove up and got her into the Boat.
"Yeah, baby!" Fireclaw jumped into the water, but landed onto a buoy in the water.
The next jumpers were Stormcloud, Ivyface, and Redfall; all completed successfully.
"I-I can't do. I'm sorry." Wesley dipped his head in shame.
"Afraid of heights?" Spintstorm asked.
"Yeah, ever since I was a kid."
"That's okay, big guy. Unfortunately, that also makes you a chicken!" Sprintstorm stuffed a chicken hat onto Wesley's head. Wesley sighed and went down the elevator off the cliff.
Jaggedclaws and Thornmew were up. Both cats leaped off, and both finished succesfully.
It was Tawnyflower's turn. "Spintstorm, I have a medical condition."
"What condition?"
"A condition that prevents me FROM JUMPING OFF CLIFFS!"
"You could take the chicken way down, but that might cost your team the win. And then they'll hate you."
"It's a calculated risk."
"Alright. Here's your chicken hat." Spiritstorm gave Tawnyflower her chicken hat. Tawnyflower went down the elevator.
Redeyes and Bluefoot are left. "Sprintstorm, I can't jump without Moonclaw! Please let us be on the same team! PLEASE!"
"I'll switch places with her." Bluefoot offered.
"Okay, fine. Moonclaw and Redeyes are both on the Killer Bass. Bluefoot, you're on the Screaming Gophers."
Moonclaw and Redeyes hugged each other. "EEEEEE!" They both jumped off happily, landing in the safety zone.
"Screaming Gophers, you're up."
"BLUE-A-MUNGA!" Bluefoot screamed, jumping off the cliff into the safety zone.
Willowfall and Sunset both followed, jumping into the safety zone. Heatherfrost scowled.
"I'm so not doing this. I'll get my fur wet." Grayclaw glared at her.
"Oh yes you are!"
"Says who?"
"Says me! I'm not losing the challenge just because you got your fur done, you spoiled little daddy's girl!"
"Back off, ghetto-glamour, too-tight-pants-wearing, rap-star wannabe!"
"Mall-shopping, ponytail-wearing, teen girl-reading, peeking in high school prom queen!" There was silence.
"Well, at least I'm popular." Willowfall blinks at the scene, while camera shows Oscar with a sparkle on his teeth.
"Oh, you're jumping." Grayclaw hissed.
"Make me!" Growled Heatherfrost.
"I will!" Grayclaw picked up Heatherfrost and threw her off.
"AUGH!!!" The black cat landed in the safety zone. "You're dead Grayclaw!"
"I threw you in the safety zone, didn't I?" Grayclaw called. "Now let's hope I can hit it too." Grayclaw jumped, landing next to Heatherfrost.
Stoneface leaped into the water, landing in the safety zone.
Oscar jumped, but landed outside the safety zone. However, his good looks made the sharks carry him to the shore.
"I-I can't do it. I'm too scared." said Swiftnose. Sprintstorm gave Swiftnose her chicken hat and sent her away.
Stormwhisker and Airstripe land in the water safely.
That only left Tigernose. Not so strong swimmer.
"Okay, so I'm thinking that if he actually does this... he's going to die." -Willowfall
Tigernose jumped, landing into the water.
"The Screaming Gophers win!" Spiritstorm called.
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"Well, I think it should be Princess, or the Brick House here."
The Killer Bass were contemplating whom to vote off. Redfall was pointing to Wesley and Tawnyflower.
"What?"
"Why me?!"
"Unless I'm mistaken, you two are the only ones wearing chicken hats. And if we ever have to lift a truck, I like our odds with the big guy." Wesley smiled.
"Wait, you need me! I was a CIT!" Tawnyflower protested.
"I just don't get why we lost, eh? They're the ones with more girls on the team." Jaggedclaws commented. Falconstrike and Ivyface stomped over.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Falconstrike growled.
"Yeah, home-school! Say it!" Ivyface snarled.
"I'm just saying that boys are stronger and better at sports then girls are, eh?" Jaggedclaws continued.
Moonclaw and Redeyes stared in shock.
"Okay, dudes. Calm down. At least he didn't say guys are smarter than girls!" Stormcloud attempted to calm down the angry girls.
"But they are, eh?"
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The campfire ceremony. "Campers, when I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The loser that does not recieve a marshmallow must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, and catch the Boat of Losers, and leave. And you can never come back. Ever!" Dramatic music followed Spiritstorm's speech. "Stormcloud, Fireclaw, Moonclaw, Falconstrike, Wesley, Thornmew, Redeyes - "
"EEEEEEEEEEEE!"
" - Redfall, and Ivyface." That left Tawnyflower and Jaggedclaws.
Dramatic music began to play....
"......... Jaggedclaws. Tawnyflower, it's time to go."
"WHAT!? But you need me! I was a CIT!" Tawnyflower screamed. Jaggedclaws went up to claim his marshmallow.
"Heard you turned a new leaf, dude. Nice going." Spiritstorm greeted Jaggedclaws as Tawnyflower was dragged to the Boat of Losers.
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*Never before seen clip*
Jaggedclaws was sitting on the Dock at sunset. Swiftnose was walking up.
"What's wrong, Jaggedclaws?" Swiftnose asked.
"I didn't mean what I said, eh! My dad just raised me to think like that. I didn't know it would hurt their feelings so much, eh!" Jaggedclaws replied.
"Well, is your dad strong?" Swiftnose asked. Jaggedclaws thought of his scrawny father.
"No."
"I'm 16, and I could beat your dad in a fight. How do you like that?" Swiftnose questioned him.
"I guess girls are as strong as boys. And as smart. I just don't want to go home because of my mistake, eh!" Said Jaggedclaws.
"It's not too late to apologize, Jaggedclaws. Let's go." Swiftnose and Jaggedclaws left the Dock.
*End of clip*
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