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I'm sure you've all played those games, where you're in a dark, stinking sewer, and a zombie lumbers out of the darkness. Here's the truth: Sewers have adverse effects on a zombie's mind. They don't want your brain, they want surfboards. Why? Because sharks don't attacl zombies, so there's a huge surfing advantage right there. So what if their kneecaps snap in two with every violent jerk? Oh, and if a Tyrannosaurus tries to sell you something, don't take it. 97% of all dinosaur merchandise is filled with razorblades.