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When a rhinocerous is on fire, people's heads explode. That is a fact of life, and disputing it will result in getting a live cow shoved up your butt. Rhinos hate it when they burn, but it's their own fault for fishing without a license. Rhinos can breathe fire if they burn for 8 weeks straight, but that means 8 weeks of people's heads exploding. Repent, and the king of rhinos will make your head explode anyway. Repent for what, you ask? Why, having so much blood in your skull, of course!