Tis Dman's quilt
Pet peives/hates
I REALLY HATE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TOO MUCH DAMN PRIDE!
I could already know the exact answer to somthing but the person next to me would be like "Hey,no thats incorrect.." And they'd tell me the whole story of why I'm wrong but their right. As soon as something like that happens then I have a bad reaction its like a match to a pool a ******** that I'm not getting near it.
I absolutly hate it when your in walmart or someother place where they have games you could play on the TVs and some little kid,most likely really fat with some sort of candy in their mouth tells you what to do when YOUR playing NOT HIM! Just a few weeks ago I was in Walmart and I was playing Diddy Kong Racing for the DS and this little b***h comes over...wait before I go any farther this is what he does that really pisses me off,it was his presence that hit me harder that Chuck Norris taps his finger against a desk,HE PRESSES HIS FAT LITTLE b***h TUMMY ON MY HAND AND HAS HIS HOT CO CO BREATH ON MY DAMN ARM!! At that moment I'm thinking "******** this kid,he's goind down!! ARGH I HATE YOU!!" I didnt care who he was I didnt like him at the moment,he was in death's range! Then hears what really hurt,as I'm playing I make a wrong turn in the game the fat b*****d with broken English [No offence to those I know with broken english] says to me "Go go there! That way there!" I let go of the game,ironicly Slipknot was on [People equal s**t. How 'bout that.] and I could have torn this boy apart and watched his fat be thrown across onto a man playing Guitar Hero,BUT! My mom came and I was happy and I ran over to her all calm a what not.
Impossible.
I really hate it when people say that things are impossible,cause nothings impossible. Thats what I believe,nothings impossible. If theres a flip trick on a skateboard called impossible THEN NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE! If pigs can fly in which they can THEN NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE! If someone can reach speeds up to 500 MPH AND THEY CAN THEN NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!!! Dont come up to me with some bullshit like, "hey kicking a ball into outerspace is HIGHLY IMPOSSIBLE to do!" YES YOU CAN!! HOW!?!
Jump into a space ship witha ball and before you get out of the atomosphere you jump out with you space suit and the ball and kick the ball into outerspace before being burned alive by the exaust flames of the space ship. AM I WRONG,NO I'M NOT!!! IF SOMEONE SAYS I'M WRONG I WILL WALK TO THEIR HOUSE NO MATTER HOW LONG IT IS THEN SHOVE A LIGHT BULP DOWN THEIR THROAT SCREAMING "IS THIS IMPOSSIBLE GAWD DAMMIT!! OH WHAT IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO TALK WITH A LIGHTBULB IN YOUR THROAT!?!" ******** test me.
Fun good comments
"Hehe thats fun"
I know it was
"OMG YOU SOUND LIKE DANE COOK"
Made me feel great.
"Your profile made me gigglesnort"
YES!
"THATS AMAZING"
It's not impossible...
"can i have ur hedband"
-Stabs in the eye twice,one for illiterace the other for asking me for the Ninja Headband.- DOUBLE JUSTICE!!
There are moments in your life that happen almost all the time,the one moment that scares me but also pisses me off a bit, Its when I'm like maybe sitting close to the road or walking or somthing and a car is coming behind you but you dont really know it and you turn around the moment it hits your eye. Once I literally screamed when it happened cause its like the ******** car runs over my eye so it happens and I'm like "HOLY GOD!! I'M ABOUT TO GET STUCK BY A VAN!!!" I would hate to be hit by a car! My neck would be all twisted to the side an my body all out of propotion and I probly wont even scream I'de be talking and then BOOM! Hit by a ******** car,either flipping in the air or on the ground. UGH! I DONT WANNA THINK ABOUT IT GET OFF MY PROFILE!
Commercials.
Ok,have you seen those commercials where the video game characters come out your tv to tell you something educational?
Well how pissed would you be if Super Mario jumped out your TV while you were playing and your like "OMG SUPER MARIO!! LETS SAVE THE PRINCESS!" You so happy then all of a sudden he says somthing like "Hello! Are youa sure you wanna sita here playing thisa gamea?! You shoulda trya saving the foresta!" After that I'de run out my room to my mom "MOM!! THERES A WEIRD ITALIAN MIDGET IN MY ROOM HELP!!!!" I wouldnt like Mario after that. ******** that! If an Navy seal from 2036 came out my tv to tell me to join the army then ******** him,I wanna play my game!!!!
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That....is me....
-Shivers-
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Truth:
You Are 84% NYC
Congratulations, you are truly a New Yorker. You've seen it all, and you're more than a little cynical.
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Your Deadly Sins
Gluttony: 80%
Sloth: 60%
Wrath: 60%
Envy: 20%
Greed: 0%
Lust: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 31%
You'll die from a diabetic coma.
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Your Wrath Quotient: 78%
Everyone around you pretty much fears your wrath... which is probably what you want.
But just remember, there's a very thin line between fear and hate!
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You Were a Cat
You are an independent person who inspires others with your dreams.
A calm protector, you will fight when you need to.
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