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Serously,I ******** hate it when people come up to me in either Maple Story or in Towns there all:
i need sum money plz
So I'm all.
THEN ******** EARN IT BISH IM NOT THE DONATOR TO RETARDS WITHOUT AN EDUCATION!!!!

-Dman has decided to make this a comedy show like About Me-
Read all this and your spending your time....not that wisley but its still smart. Get me?

Don't you hate text talk!? Its all "u" and "kno"
WHATS SO HARD ABOUT ADDING 2 OR 3 MORE LETTERS!?!
"u" YOU
Is it that hard?

"ur"
YOUR
...Seriously,then you got "brb" be right back,and what the ******** does "lawls" mean,I still don't know.

You know know about Florida right? Thats the one reason I don't wanna drive. Every second I hear tires screeching! I can tell my bus driver was born and raised in Tampa Florida cause I nearly got into 15 crashes in one morning!

Damn idiots,know can talk right either. It's not an accent either its just pure dumbassnessisity.(Yes I made that ******** you)

I remember my last fight I was in....wait no..hmm,It was really dumb,ironicly the guy was Phillipino. It was hilarious,I think I was laughing the whole damn time HE WAS CHOPPING AT MY HEAD!! I was sitting down and its like the 2nd day of school,I knew him last year and he was a p***y. 6th grade he comes out:"Hey....last year I was a p***y,but this year I'm a badass" Then randomly he punches me in the ear,THE ******** EAR! I look at him raising my eyebrow,"What the hell is up your a**?" I say to him and he's walking around slowly still staring at me as if I'm gonna get up and punch him back.No I didnt I wanted to see what else this dumbass is gonna do.So I get up to go to a diffrent place he follows me and I sit down.He says to me "I remember when we all used to call your krill."
"I say,dude shut the hell up your still nothing at all!"
"What you say to me!?"
He jumps on me like a damn frog and starts chopping at my head as if I'm some kind of chopping board.

We go to the office..he lookes at me.
"I'm gonna blame all this s**t on you."
I just sigh sitting there.
"I swear,you are one of the most idiotic.....THINGS,I've ever known.."

I got suspended,FOR WHAT!
"You caused a disterbance in the early morning"
"NO ******** YOU! THATS A DISTERBANCE!!"
Thats what I wanted to say,I'm going all thoughts now.
"You and this boy caused an uproar in the court yard"
"Your mother caused an uproar in the court yard"
"And you,this is your 15th fight already,what the heck is wrong with you"
I swear this had to get him expelled and maybe has a** whopped when he got home.
"I do whatever the ******** I want you can't tell me,your not my athority."
Surpisingly he said Athority in the South Park way. I just sat there like.
"EW! YOU SON OF A b***h,YOU RAT b*****d STOP WATCHING TV!"


You can't imagine how many times i'm called a n**ger in Maple Story.
Some times it just makes me chuckle cause you cant swear and even I dont wanna say it,so I get all racicist with him and also very perverted.
"AHAAAAAAA!!! I still have a bigger d**k than youuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!
b***h!"

I think about it 5 hours later:
-Chuckles-
I'm so ******** immature.


Fleas

Anybody ever been bitten by a flea?
You could be sitting there then all of a sudden -Snip- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!! NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How the hell can a thing that small do so much annoying damage!?!
True story,this just happen like a few minutes ago, I walk in my moms room cause thats where the computer is,the instant my I walk in I get bit.So I'm jumping around trying to avoid the floor,pretty much playing "The Floor is Hot Lava" with myself then when I sit on the chair I look at my socks and there were a s**t load of black spots of hell A.K.A fleas on my socks!
THEY HAD A COMMUNITY ON MY FRIGGEN SOCK!!!
I ran out screaming then I threw my socks in the tub with hot water. Now I'm sockless. ******** fleas
Now you know why I drive people AWAY from my place!

Scar


You know anyone with the name Scar is bound to be the most bad a** person in a show,You got Lion King Scar,then your got Full Metal Alchemist Scar....I cant think of anymore but whatever,there both still awsome. They always have to have a scar on their face,and a deep voice,They both died too -Sniff-
Some Scars are Emo,some scars are all like: "MUAHAHAHAAA!! YOU STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST ME SO I SHALL TORMENT YOUR LIFE!!"
The Emo ones are like:
"Ohh.....this scar makes me sad SO I SHALL GET MY REVENGE!
-Tear-"

If someone with the nickname scar comes in your neiborhood,you wont ******** with them!



...Anyone boast about anything lately?
There are terrible consiqueses for boasting and they all happen in your down stairs area. Either you piss on yourself,you s**t on yourself,and if your a girl then well....you bleed on yourself.

Today I was boasting about how much money I had. I said one of the most stupidest things ever.
"Oh s**t,I thought I was sitting on a brick but that was my wallet how huge!"
I was laughing at that for a while,then the worst mud butt came so quick. I was in the bathroom for a good 3 hours.

I have a few dreams of things I wanna do to people,I think others want this too.

1.Drop kick someone.

2. Smack them with a hot Ove Glove.[Done]

3. Go on a spree of kicking people in the back of the knees.

3.Punt a baseball in someones eye.

4.Scare the crap out of someone with a peice of paper.

5.[Most popular]Shoot someone in the neck with a rubberband in a pink pancho then run away screaming and maybe shoot them again just for kicks.

6.Scare people with rubber reptiles.

[More to name just too lazy]






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LawlJesska
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commentCommented on: Fri Apr 06, 2007 @ 05:33pm
Kay, sorry but I totally stopped reading that when I saw the Lawl part.
Lawl is what smarter, anti-text talk people use to make fun of text talk people.

Its like LOL.
Because lol, sounded out, sounds like lawl.
So there's LAWL!
xDD

((<--*Points to screen name* xd ))



EDIT:
Read it

...You should maybe get rid of those fleas in your house... ninja


commentCommented on: Thu Apr 19, 2007 @ 12:13am
Shhh...dont say a damn thing....shhhhh.
Dman doesnt care about your name...nor how you feel....nor what you think.

Shhhhh



Detsute Animorie
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Renkinjutsushi Kioku
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commentCommented on: Mon May 21, 2007 @ 02:45pm
You have fleas in your house? gonk

I have flies, spiders, raccoons (NOT!), centipedes. (Well, they're bound to come!) I also have fish in my house... Does that count? mrgreen


commentCommented on: Tue May 22, 2007 @ 10:12pm
-Gasp-
You might become a lizard or some sort of reptile!!

Or...be me and continue to swat at them...most likely jumping in the air like a kitten...-Cough-Idoit-Cough-

But I no longer have a dog so I no longer have fleas in the house. Just a kitten...that I love. >w<



Detsute Animorie
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angela_m_haven
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commentCommented on: Mon Dec 10, 2007 @ 05:21am
I suggest using a freeze-dried rattle snake behind the bathroom door. Works everytime for me. Oh, Oh and this one time I shot a guy in the face with a rubber band gun. I bet that hurt. smile On another day, I asked the same guy if he rolled up his "you know what" or just let it hang loose. He told me he just had a can of Skoal in his pants.


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