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Story # 1:
Once upon a time, there were a brother and sister named Hansel and Gretel. The two were best of friends. One day their father sent them into the woods to get some firewood. The two children got lost in the woods, and eventually they came to a house made of candy. Naturally, the two children were hungry, seeing how as they lived in Germany during the Great Depression, so they began to eat the house. But an evil witch lived there. The witch's name was Mitchell Greenburg, a half Jew half Gypsy witch. Mitchell heard nibbling sounds comming from her walls and ran outside to see the two children eating her house. Immediately, Mitchell grabed Gretel and shoved her into the oven. Hansel, terrified and shocked, ran away screaming in intolerable fear and sorrow. Hansel made it back to civilation and grew up to change his name to "Adolf". Adolf's hatred for the Jews and Gypsies grew and eventually he began to exterminate them all. When Mitchell got news of this, she went to Africa, where she resurrected Shaka Zulu from the dead. Shaka Zulu delivered a round-house kick to Mitchell's spine, cutting her clean in half, and then proceeded to Europe to conquer the Nazis. Within 2 hours, Adolf and his entire army had fallen to Shaka Zulu's devistating barrage of round-house kicks. Shaka Zulu then took over the world, and trained a young cowboy, by the name of Chuck Norris, as his succesor and they all lived happily ever after.
The End
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