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Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Jack, who lived on a farm with his mother. Apart from their farm, Jack and his mother had only an old cow to their names. One day, the cow stopped giving milk, and Jack's mom asked him to go to town and sell the cow. So Jack took the old cow, and headed on his way to the city. On the way there, Jack ran into a funny man, who had a scar on his arm and looked like he had came from some Cuban drug community. The man said to Jack "Hey boy! I am so hungry. Let me make you a deal. I'll give you these "magical" seeds, for your cow." Jack quickly handed over the cow, believing every word the strange man said, and was given a sack of little seeds. Jack rushed home to show his mother. When she asked to see what he had traded for their cow, Jack's mother's face turned to despair, and she began to weep. She sent Jack to bed without supper and tossed the sack of seeds out of the window. When Jack woke up, he rubbed his eyes and looked out of the window to see acres and acres of beautiful plants. He rose his mother from her bed and the two rushed outside to reap the beautiful plants. And so, Jack went to the marketplace to sell his new crop. The vendors were curious as to what this wondrous plant was, and they asked Jack what it was. Jack showed the men how to make hemp and other amasing bi-products of the plant. Jack soon learned that the plant could be smoked. It was good. I mean it was really good crap, man! It was so good, that after two short months, Jack and his mother became multi-billionaires! And After the first year, Jack was set for life, and they all lived happily ever after. The end.

Chronically.Indecisive
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Commented on: Thu Jul 26, 2007 @ 09:35pm


	Good story. But you spelled "amazing" wrong.

Commented on: Fri Jul 27, 2007 @ 10:17pm


	Up yours you little git! Thats how I spell amasing!

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The Revenant
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Commented on: Mon Aug 13, 2007 @ 06:19am


	Even the Brits don't spell amazing like that. neutral So Caellaen, why don't you go look that up in an encyclopaedia, and then criticise the modernisaetion of amaesing thaengs. How about a cup'a tea while you raed in the gaol? You bloody git! I daere you to specialise in the optimisation of exersise? razz That's the most Brittish I can maeke it.

Commented on: Thu Aug 16, 2007 @ 03:11am


	neutral

kii kii panda
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Commented on: Mon Aug 20, 2007 @ 06:58am


	You tell that guy who said you cant spell amazing that he was right but some people spell different!Thats no the only way to spell it!

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