I'm the KEY!!
Bold = Tsumiko. D:
Regular = Haruko!! c:
Ah, the infamous Hickory Stick . . . . . . .
wtf. D: There's nothing special about it. Why the hell did you put in in italics?
It's special silly-butt. 8D
No it's not! You only mentioned it in the first entry! -grrrr- . . . . Don't call me silly-butt. D:
Oh ho ho ho ho . . . . coughfrenchlaughcough . . . . but it is!! :{D
Nooeessss!! Noes it's not!! :[
Yeeessshhh. Yesh it is. :0 Now shat up and lemme talk . . . .
-gasp!!-
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Kay.
RLY?! =D
YA RLY.
Like ok!! Here it goes . . . . .
Long, long ago in the forest of New Mexico there lived a mighty oak tree with his obese papa and manic depressed cousin, Jessica . . . from China. Anyways, due to George Bush and pollution, he was whittled down to a three foot long hickory stick. One night he ran and went to live in Denver as a ballet teacher. Then ugly ol' George Bush snuck up behind him and sent his father to Iraq!! D8 Deciding he could take no more, he summoned the level seventy-five pure mage, Takeisha from RuneScape to kill him!! Then homicide spell went all wrong and he got transported to my house in Hawaii, where I use him to sweep my patio, but that really doesn't help me clean, so I just hit people with him.
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Yeeeyyyy. Drive home safely everyone!! =D
