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First of all, so we're clear, ewoks are those little, spear-toting jungle bears from Star Wars. What would happen if, one day, all Italian people turned into ewoks? I'll tell you what will happen. All the sattelites orbiting Earth will plummet to the surface, because the imbalance in nature stopped the planets gravitational field. Also, gorillas will suddenly be imbued with the ability to fly. They will fly, bombing Argentina with tacos. And, don't forget that dentists will grow third legs. All this if Italians became ewoks.